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In a victorious and proudful manner, I must declare that your entire establishment of military defensive structures hereby are of my, and my allies’, onwership.

Or in other words… all your base belong to us, good sir!
By whitekurama

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Gentleman CATS

Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 12, 2010 · 6:44 PM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(368 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)

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Genesis, Gentlemen, Incoming Transmission, Serious Business, Zero Wing

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Spencer 119p · 798 weeks ago

Ahh, fancy wordplay! The possibilities are seemingly endless :)

-I am rather afraid my senses are informing me to prevent such actions from occuring, Mr. Fox!

-Dispose of explosives sparingly!

-Vegeta old chap, what doth the Monocle-Scouter tell us of Kakarot's Energy Readings?
-It pretells that the Average of his Power surpasses 9000!
-Come again? 9000?! Surely you jest!

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kirbyownsyou97 63p · 798 weeks ago

It would appear that this chap
*puts on sunmonocle"
just got verbose'd
INDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

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TalkingBidoof 100p · 798 weeks ago

It is then, therefore, that I must tell you that your chances of survival have been exceedingly decreased, and that your time on this earth is quite limited, such that you may wish to execute your final arrangements. Ha ha!

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Hejiru 98p · 798 weeks ago

I dare say some rapscallion has prepared an explosive device for us.

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Warlord Senax 85p · 798 weeks ago

Ah, verbosity!
Is there nothing you cannot enhance?

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TCC 105p · 798 weeks ago

Upon the year 2101 a military clash had taken start.
Captain: What is the meaning of this!? *monocle*
Mechanic: Someone appears to have delivered upon us a sort of explosive device.
Mechanic: We appear to be intercepting a "signal" of sorts.
Captain: I say!
Operator: Would someone kindly activate the primary viewing port?
Captain: Ah, it would appear to be the Gentleman CATS. Good day sir.
CATS: How are you gentlemen?
CATS: It would appear that all your military defensive positions are hereby my, and my allies', ownership.
CATS: It would appear that the road you follow will only lead you toward your own demise.
Captain: What is it that you have stated?
CATS: You have very little chance to survive this encounter, so I do suggest you make the best of what little time you may have left.
CATS: I do say, this gives me quite the chuckle. *ahem*

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OrionX 91p · 798 weeks ago

During two thousand one hundred and one, anno domini, a conflict carried on by force of arms, as between parties was commencing.
*violent bursting of a vessel propelled through the unlimited or incalculably great three-dimensional realm beyond the atmosphere of the earth*

That's right. Even explosions can be gentlemanly.

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CodePhoenix525 90p · 798 weeks ago

So I can observe that you have an abnormal affection of these small creatures called Mudkips?

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deleted8824092 102p · 798 weeks ago

CATS: My energy level scanner indicates that the energy reading of the scanned target is indeed beyond the range of 9000.

Captain: This must be a mechanical error, as such an energy level would be impossible to attain!

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 798 weeks ago

I say, what you say?

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tretetest 25p · 797 weeks ago

Metaknight's revenge edition:

In A.D. 2001
War was beginning
Metaknight: What happen?
Pilot: Someone destroy Left Wing!
Waddle Dee: We get signal!
Metaknight: What?
Waddle Dee: Main screen turn on!
Metaknight: It's you!
Kirby: Hiii!
Kirby: Hiiiiiiiiii!
Kirby: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Metaknight: What you say?
Kirby: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Kirby: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Metaknight: Take off 'Heavy Lobster'!!
Metaknight: You know what you doing.
Metaknight: Move 'HEAVY LOBSTER'!!
Metaknight: For great justice.

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Leo E. 114p · 798 weeks ago

Captain: "Sir, may I ask you to repeat what you have previously stated? I fear I may have misunderstood you."
CATS: "Uh... all your base are belong to us?"

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Minilandstan 43p · 798 weeks ago

HEY F***TARDS YOUR C**PY SH*T BELONGS TO OUT RULE!

Gangster cat-

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SacroSankt 59p · 798 weeks ago

In b4 mentlegen.

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Shawn Handyside 106p · 798 weeks ago

Damn you whitekurama, playing on my love of top hats and monocles!

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dbgtinfinite 68p · 742 weeks ago

CATS: Now excuse me good sir i must leave, instead of finishing you off right now. I allow you plenty of time to launch every zig fighter before your ship explodes. But I don't worry about the minuscule details. Its not like one of your fragile zig fighters will bypass our bullet hell defenses and defeat us while having excellent music play in the background. HA do not be ridiculous my good man. Surely I'm a great villain. I bid you ado.

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Senor Fox 56p · 798 weeks ago

I say, this caused me to laugh in a greatly overt and unstifled manner!

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sasuketoo 61p · 798 weeks ago

inb4MENTLEGEN

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BlueChameleon 92p · 798 weeks ago

CATS: 'Ahaha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.'

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Caelun_Niveus 96p · 798 weeks ago

Take flight, every last Zig!
You all know what must be done.

Take flight, in the name of JUSTICE!!!

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WizardRex 75p · 798 weeks ago

Spiffing, my most worthy adversary.

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Marzen 101p · 798 weeks ago

Now we must have a gangsta form of Cats, and the cycle will be completed!

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BurnoutSpartan 83p · 798 weeks ago

Indeed, but how does one tend to execute such a lengthy campaign to commodore our quarters?

(Thesaurus FTW)

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