The moral of the story? Nobody out stealths the goddamn Batman.
By Israel Espinoza
Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 10, 2010 · 7:48 PM |
Categories: Artistic, Assassin's Creed, Batman, Cray-Z Crossovers, It's A Trap!, Konami, Metal Gear Solid, Sequential Art, Sneak Attack, Splinter Cell, Superheroes/Supervillains, Team Fortress 2, Ubisoft, Valve Software · Leave a comment () 21 Comments |
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Meanwhile, back at the Red base….
ENGINEER: "Hey fellas, notice anythin' different about the Spy?"
'SPY': "Why, what do you mean, good ol' Engineer, ol' chum?" (Chaps lips)
DEMO: "Ach, never ye mind, Engie, Spy's jus' acting bloody weird again."
ENGINEER: "Demo, he's wearing CLOWN PAINT."
DEMO: "Oy, ye never complained when I wore clown paint affer that one night I had in the beer cabinet."
'SPY': "Hehehe. now that's funny. Say, wanna know how I got these scars?"
ENGINEER: "Good grief…"
That or "holy hole-in-a-donut!"
BTW, he actually said that in the old series.
Um, yeah.
Do i hear……. Spoiler Alert?
We will.
Actually, he couldn't. Everyone knows he has to yell "FALCON SNEAK!"
looks like life
*puts on glasses*
lost all its sense.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
oh…
those were children?
ummm…. *spits out finger* sorry
NOTHING AT ALL
The Spy is sappin' mah Batcave!!
to everyone saying this is impossible. play batman arkham asylum. altair takes on people with swords and snake takes on one person at a time. batman takes on 6 people with guns following each other and still kills them all without getting noticed. COULD ALTAIR AND SNAKE DO THAT, EXACTLY.mabye now you know. DONT MESS WITH THE GODDAMN BATMAN.
but what does that make charlie brown?!
I thought Snake had CQC EX :O
BUT HE'S NEVER SHOT HIMSELF OUT OF A CANNON OR WON IN A FIST FIGHT WITH A CYBORG NINJA!
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Then Alex Mercer those one of his stealthy death moves and consumes the batman
"Where is your bat-mobile now?" But then he gets run over by the bat-mobile because "Where is your bat-mobile now?" is a voice activation code meaning, "run me over I'm being possessed" Though that barely any damage to him because of his ability to survive A GODDAMN NUKE!!!!…………. Did I rant?
Clever comment deserves a +1 and a pat on the back.
er, not to add fuel to the fire…thats been dead for a year…but if you look at the image directly following Batman's takedown, I'm pretty sure that thing above Snake's head is implying that he's still alive, but unconcious.
Anyone else find it funny how Snake has a shocked look as he's taking Sam out? Almost like he's thinking 'Oh crap, got a boner' or something. XD