The moral of the story? Nobody out stealths the goddamn Batman.
By Israel Espinoza
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 10, 2010 · 7:48 PM
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Meanwhile, back at the Red base....
ENGINEER: "Hey fellas, notice anythin' different about the Spy?"
'SPY': "Why, what do you mean, good ol' Engineer, ol' chum?" (Chaps lips)
DEMO: "Ach, never ye mind, Engie, Spy's jus' acting bloody weird again."
ENGINEER: "Demo, he's wearing CLOWN PAINT."
DEMO: "Oy, ye never complained when I wore clown paint affer that one night I had in the beer cabinet."
'SPY': "Hehehe. now that's funny. Say, wanna know how I got these scars?"
ENGINEER: "Good grief..."
ENGINEER: "Hey fellas, notice anythin' different about the Spy?"
'SPY': "Why, what do you mean, good ol' Engineer, ol' chum?" (Chaps lips)
DEMO: "Ach, never ye mind, Engie, Spy's jus' acting bloody weird again."
ENGINEER: "Demo, he's wearing CLOWN PAINT."
DEMO: "Oy, ye never complained when I wore clown paint affer that one night I had in the beer cabinet."
'SPY': "Hehehe. now that's funny. Say, wanna know how I got these scars?"
ENGINEER: "Good grief..."
I applaud the fact the first 3 are neck breaks while Batman's takedown is non-lethal.
Also, we go from Fisch, to Snake, to Bat, to Robin to Crab.
Circle of Life, baby.
Circle of Life, baby.
Batman! What have you done! You've created a time paradox!
Onlooker: Wow Batman! How did you know that wasn't Robin?
Batman: Because I'm usually behind Robin.
Onlooker: O_o
Batman: Uhhh.....I mean in front-no-I like women...ummmm..
*Batman snaps onlooker's neck*
Batman: Because I'm usually behind Robin.
Onlooker: O_o
Batman: Uhhh.....I mean in front-no-I like women...ummmm..
*Batman snaps onlooker's neck*
It's been said, but HE IS THE GODDAMN BATMAN! So everyone else can stop making arguments about how "Sam Fisher is better!" "Altair is the greatest assassin ever!" HE'S EFFING BATMAN PEOPLE. Game over.
Nobody and I mean NOBODY FUCKS WITH THE GODDAMN BATMAN!
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I just love Batman's expression through this whole thing.
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Batman: there will be no backstabbing in this loop
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The spy has been shown who is the God-damn bat-boss!
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Since when did Altair choke people? I thought he just used the hidden blades.
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to everyone saying this is impossible. play batman arkham asylum. altair takes on people with swords and snake takes on one person at a time. batman takes on 6 people with guns following each other and still kills them all without getting noticed. COULD ALTAIR AND SNAKE DO THAT, EXACTLY.mabye now you know. DONT MESS WITH THE GODDAMN BATMAN.
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Holy Bat-Nipples? The Spy sure has got Robin down-pat...
inb4 that robin's a spy.
So wait...
This comic tells us that Batman is the man??
Not Captain Falcon??
This comic tells us that Batman is the man??
Not Captain Falcon??
Am I the only one that, on first glance, thought that Batman forced Snake to give him head?
*ration sound*
FREEZE!
*batman jiggles around, then drops dog tags*
FREEZE!
*batman jiggles around, then drops dog tags*
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I remember submitting this D:
But shawns email said he was washing his hair.......HMMMMMMMMMMM.......
But shawns email said he was washing his hair.......HMMMMMMMMMMM.......
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Solid Snake < Batman?
DOES NOT COMPUTE
DOES NOT COMPUTE
Except that bat also took out the Robin and the Crab. Your circle is ruined.
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Anyone else find it funny how Snake has a shocked look as he's taking Sam out? Almost like he's thinking 'Oh crap, got a boner' or something. XD
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-1 troll has passed through the area. The trollhunting squad has taken care of it. Nothing to see here. Move along.
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Im surprised he didnt say "MY PARENTS ARE DEAD"
Then Alex Mercer those one of his stealthy death moves and consumes the batman
"Where is your bat-mobile now?" But then he gets run over by the bat-mobile because "Where is your bat-mobile now?" is a voice activation code meaning, "run me over I'm being possessed" Though that barely any damage to him because of his ability to survive A GODDAMN NUKE!!!!............. Did I rant?
"Where is your bat-mobile now?" But then he gets run over by the bat-mobile because "Where is your bat-mobile now?" is a voice activation code meaning, "run me over I'm being possessed" Though that barely any damage to him because of his ability to survive A GODDAMN NUKE!!!!............. Did I rant?
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And a moment after the goddamn batman chokes the spy to death; agent 47 apears and kills batman. Moment after that the spy deactivates the dead ringer and backstabs agent 47!
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wait, how did an old guy beat Fisher?
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Meanwhile, back at the Red base….
ENGINEER: "Hey fellas, notice anythin' different about the Spy?"
'SPY': "Why, what do you mean, good ol' Engineer, ol' chum?" (Chaps lips)
DEMO: "Ach, never ye mind, Engie, Spy's jus' acting bloody weird again."
ENGINEER: "Demo, he's wearing CLOWN PAINT."
DEMO: "Oy, ye never complained when I wore clown paint affer that one night I had in the beer cabinet."
'SPY': "Hehehe. now that's funny. Say, wanna know how I got these scars?"
ENGINEER: "Good grief…"
That or "holy hole-in-a-donut!"
BTW, he actually said that in the old series.
Um, yeah.
Do i hear……. Spoiler Alert?
We will.
Actually, he couldn't. Everyone knows he has to yell "FALCON SNEAK!"
looks like life
*puts on glasses*
lost all its sense.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
oh…
those were children?
ummm…. *spits out finger* sorry
NOTHING AT ALL
The Spy is sappin' mah Batcave!!
to everyone saying this is impossible. play batman arkham asylum. altair takes on people with swords and snake takes on one person at a time. batman takes on 6 people with guns following each other and still kills them all without getting noticed. COULD ALTAIR AND SNAKE DO THAT, EXACTLY.mabye now you know. DONT MESS WITH THE GODDAMN BATMAN.
but what does that make charlie brown?!
I thought Snake had CQC EX :O
BUT HE'S NEVER SHOT HIMSELF OUT OF A CANNON OR WON IN A FIST FIGHT WITH A CYBORG NINJA!
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Then Alex Mercer those one of his stealthy death moves and consumes the batman
"Where is your bat-mobile now?" But then he gets run over by the bat-mobile because "Where is your bat-mobile now?" is a voice activation code meaning, "run me over I'm being possessed" Though that barely any damage to him because of his ability to survive A GODDAMN NUKE!!!!…………. Did I rant?
Clever comment deserves a +1 and a pat on the back.
er, not to add fuel to the fire…thats been dead for a year…but if you look at the image directly following Batman's takedown, I'm pretty sure that thing above Snake's head is implying that he's still alive, but unconcious.
Anyone else find it funny how Snake has a shocked look as he's taking Sam out? Almost like he's thinking 'Oh crap, got a boner' or something. XD