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Chances of getting health (graph)

This reminded me of every time I’ve burned to death in Team Fortress 2 inches from a health pack.  >__<
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 30, 2009 · 2:24 PM 
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Charts & Graphs, Health & Fitness, Irony

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This also reminds me of the times you get a critical hit in Fire Emblem... usually when your enemy is near death and anything so much as a fly landing on him would kill him... but NOOOO... you pull off a friggin' unnecessary crit that you probably could've used earlier in that fight.
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8 replies · active 797 weeks ago
If only falling dead on a med-pack would revive you
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:D
Do I get to be cool now that my submission got posted?
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9 replies · active 800 weeks ago
I always love when I'm playing medic and my burning corpse falls on the health pickup I was going for. It's almost as fun as when I burn to death inside my spawn room.
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its just like im playing a healer in Lunia.

i try to heal people, but they constantly run away from me ESPECIALLY when they are low on health. even though i tell them to stay put when they are 0 health, (i can "save" them when i heal them within 5 seconds) they just jump back up with a life gone, then complain that i did not heal them.
while the healthy people stick around me like a puppy dog.

its not the medic's fault that chart is true >:(
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2 replies · active 800 weeks ago
Just proving that valve want to mock you
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Is it just me, or does any one else find it odd or slightly ironic that you find items that heal you when you kill things in a game?
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3 replies · active 797 weeks ago
The thought of the Great Almighty Shawn getting burned! THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE!
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3 replies · active 800 weeks ago
Ugh...
This reminds me in SSBB Subspace...
Those bastards rarely give me any Max Tomato!!
And it gets worse if you put it on Intense!!
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Inversely, the chance you'll lose health AFTER getting a health kit at full health is extremely high.
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Random Query - If Captain Falcon's grand-daughter were to shoot a pistol 6 times, how many shot's would hit the target she was aiming for?
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7 replies · active 800 weeks ago
I have no idea how many times I've died from burning while falling into the pond in 2Fort. CURSE YOU PYROS!!!!
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theres never a medic around when you need one is there....

especialy when I'm the medic.

I'm a douche like that. >:D
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1 reply · active 800 weeks ago
Reminds of most current gen fps's whenever you get low health--- oh wait it just comes back...
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Reminds me of L4D2. My team got horribly raped by zombies so the computer decided to make things easier on the next try by REMOVING ALL THE HEALTH PACKS!
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10 replies · active 800 weeks ago

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