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Can’t Let You Celebrate that, Small Tot!

You’re a mean one… Mr. Wolf!
You really… are a… heel!
You’re as cuddly as a cactor,
And you stole Louis’ last peel.
Mr. Wolf!
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Can’t Let You Celebrate that, Small Tot!

Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 24, 2009 · 1:28 AM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(194 votes, average: 3.84 out of 5)

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Can't Let You Do That, Christmas, Depressing, Holidays, Nintendo, Photo Op, StarFox

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Ataeru 91p · 794 weeks ago

True Fact today: at walmart, a kid was screaming his head off when his father (last name WOLFer on his licence) can't let him have a toy because he was yelling for taking away a candy bar when i needed to scan it.

im quite serious, this did happen. 0_o

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Cheat2Win 82p · 794 weeks ago

Grinch: Goddammit Wolf! We agreed that you only get to do my job if Christmas was on a Wednesday!

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BlueChameleon 92p · 794 weeks ago

It came without presents!
Or tacky marquees!
It came without Super Scopes, Mushrooms and Wiis!

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 794 weeks ago

Like the N64 kid, but you know, the opposite.

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Last 67p · 794 weeks ago

This reminds me of one of my favorite Christmas movies How the Wolf Prevented Christmas.

http://lastorka.deviantart.com/art/Professor-LoLz...

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Hareoic 88p · 794 weeks ago

Every LOL down in HALOLZ let you do that a lot,
But Wolf, who appeared on Wednesdays, would not.

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Badonk 105p · 794 weeks ago

And what happened then...?
Well...in smash-ville they say
That the wolf's giant ego
Grew three sizes that day!

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Vabolo 118p · 794 weeks ago

Don't you get too cocky,
*Falalalala,lala,lalaaaa*
'Cause he will not let you flee,
*Falalalala,lala,lalaaaa*

No confrontation, should you choose,
*Falalalala,lala,lalaaaa*
Beause he can't loooooooose!
*Falalalala,lala,lalaaaa*

If you want to escape peril,
*Falalala,lalala,lalalaaa*
Roll in the form of a barrel!
*Falalalala,lala,lalaaaa*

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Daifuku 113p · 794 weeks ago

I would be remiss if I didn't post this...
CRY SOME MOAR!!!

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Taiho 86p · 794 weeks ago

It's time to celebrate Wolfsmas! Take down that tree! Hang the presents just out of reach! Throw those stockings in the fire! Falcon may be bringing presents and punches tomorrow morning, but until then the big grey bastard is running things!

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Jet_Sparrow 82p · 794 weeks ago

Wolf : Making small children cry since whenthefuckever he started.

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Spencer 119p · 794 weeks ago

Well....got no witty remark today =/
Merry Christmas everyone!

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SolarZero 39p · 794 weeks ago

Wow... just wow... Wolf, you are an ass.

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Coodoo 93p · 794 weeks ago

Shawn's comment really saved this one!

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Kisuke_Moto 16p · 789 weeks ago

Wolf, I don't even like you no more. You stole my DS

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 794 weeks ago

Truly you are meaner than King Dedede eh Wolf??

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Hakokoro 82p · 794 weeks ago

I cant wait to see

"The day that Wolf didnt let Santa do that"

"Captain Falcon Saves Christmas"

"Heavy Claus against the Snow Scout"

"The day that Blu Spy stole christmas"

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SnowKatana 75p · 794 weeks ago

Wolf is even worse to the jewish familes.

CAN'T LET YOU JEW THAT!

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CodePhoenix525 90p · 794 weeks ago

inb4*insertcleverpunhere*

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MasqueNoMercy 96p · 794 weeks ago

man... someone has to save all these rhymes people are putting together on this post... it would make a great card for next year!

alright so there are only 3 right now but im sure more will spring up

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jamesdh17 38p · 794 weeks ago

Wolf Wednesday even interferes with your holiday celebrations 0.0.
Whats next? your spouse? your parents? your brothers and sisters? Curse you wolf!

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kitsunechao 58p · 794 weeks ago

It's related to The Grinch I think :3

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DClaw 83p · 794 weeks ago

This is why most people hate this holiday...

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Colonel_Obvious -93p · 794 weeks ago

I'd still choose the sea sick crocodile.
/semiobviousreference
~*~
FIRST!!!!

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