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GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A WITCH AIN’T ONE (SPRAY)

If you’re havin’ zombie problems I feel bad for you son… I got 99 problems but a witch ain’t one!

I liked this one so much I decided to turn it into a spray, then I realized Ackz screenshot from this submission made it a hundred times better, so I updated the screenshot!

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GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A WITCH AIN’T ONE



Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 19, 2009 · 8:57 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (231 votes, average: 4.03 out of 5)
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Fists of Fury, Left 4 Dead, Musical, PC, Teamwork, Valve Software, Xbox 360, Zombies

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truegentleman 84p · 798 weeks ago

I feel this has to be added in too:

http://hovaturnabout2.ytmnd.com/
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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 798 weeks ago

If you're having server problems, I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a witch ain't one.

I've got molotovs and some pills and bombs
I'm gunnin' infected who are campin' spawn
......

Ugh.... can't do it. I'll leave it to those with actual wit. Feel free to use that though.
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Hakokoro 82p · 798 weeks ago

Get back to the kitchen
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KiruBananers 88p · 798 weeks ago

They see me throwin,they hatin,swarmin and tryin to catch throwin molis
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DClaw 83p · 798 weeks ago

Out of those 99 problems, 98 of them are to do with Peelz...

Tank stole my Peelz
Francis hates my Peelz

And so on...
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Zabrio 86p · 798 weeks ago

Peelz are though we seem to keep running out
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Acrazymonke 93p · 798 weeks ago

*sigh* may i ask what song this is supposed to be
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kirbyownsyou97 63p · 798 weeks ago

you see his face?
that's the face of a man that aint got time for your witchin
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Shawn Handyside 106p · 798 weeks ago

SUBMISSION UPGRADED
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Leo E. 114p · 798 weeks ago

I'm thinking I like the L4D survivors more than the L4D2 survivors...
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WizardRex 75p · 798 weeks ago

Witches ain't shit.
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Shawn Handyside 106p · 798 weeks ago

Best parody lyrics will get added to the post! :D
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RetroMenace 50p · 798 weeks ago

Louis has startled the other 99 witches!
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WolfClawMcJew 30p · 798 weeks ago

Shinku...
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Cypher 71p · 798 weeks ago

Do I need to punch a bitch to get some respect around here?
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Badonk 105p · 798 weeks ago

What i have to do a comment AND the damn song! Skrew that! Go read the song in Shawn's reply thread!
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MorningMoon 97p · 798 weeks ago

LOIS PAWNCH!!!!!
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Kinockun 67p · 798 weeks ago

The 99 thing kind of reminds me of RuneScape, other than that I don't get it, sorry...
*hides in corner*
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SolarZero 39p · 798 weeks ago

Hit me!
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Nexorn · 798 weeks ago

Damn!

I wish Louis could do that on Expert.
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Alex · 798 weeks ago

I would love to have this on a t-shirt ^^
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x2020x 4p · 798 weeks ago

Out of all the rappers, Jay-Z is one of the few good ones.
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True Hate 77p · 798 weeks ago

It's funny, cuz there's a black guy beatin up a white woman...

FIRST!
EERST!
D'ABORD!
ZUERST!
πρώτα!
最初に!
첫째로!
во первых!
primero!
首先!
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