falcon’s family planning

Falcon Family Planning… helping you to solve your teen pregnancy!
By reaperfox

falcon’s family planning

Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 19, 2009 · 9:42 AM

(236 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5)

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Artistic, Bad Ideas, F-Zero, Health & Fitness, Nintendo, Sequential Art, Serious Business

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RetroMenace 50p · 795 weeks ago

Is your Daughter teen pregnant?
HYES!
Is you nose not embedded 2 inches into your skull?
HYES!
Then you need Falcon's Family planing, where our motto is "If you got something raunch, you need a PAWNCH!"

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17 replies · active 794 weeks ago

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Leo E. 114p · 795 weeks ago

He also sells Falcon condoms, made entirely out of fire. Kills sperm on contact.

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1 reply · active 795 weeks ago

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True Hate 77p · 795 weeks ago

Pssh, Captain Falcon doesn't exist.

FIRST!
EERST!
D'ABORD!
ZUERST!
πρώτα!
最初に!
첫째로!
во первых!
primero!
首先!

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17 replies · active 794 weeks ago

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DClaw 83p · 795 weeks ago

Captain Falcon's side-jobs include:
Family Planner
Bouncer
God
Bar Owner
He is also the current owner of the new "Falcon Punch" berverage line.

This also applies to Wolf O Donnell, who has the current side-jobs of:
Lawyer (Take THAT Phoniex!)
Rivel Bar Owner
Airplane Pilot (Doing Barrel Rolls and all that crap...)
Devil

Any others that I should add to this fantabulous list? ...And NO Mario! he would take forever to list all his side-jobs...

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Nowaki 50p · 795 weeks ago

I didn't know Captain Falcon had a side job. Then again, I bet its an excuse to Falcon Punch everyone.
... I approve.

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8 replies · active 795 weeks ago

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DRKS 51p · 795 weeks ago

Falcon...PLAN!

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Zabrio 86p · 795 weeks ago

Falcon Punch 100% effective
Abstinence only 99.99% effective (just ask the virgin Mary)

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Zabrio 86p · 795 weeks ago

After this was opened teen pregnancy rates plummeted

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AuraMaster 107p · 795 weeks ago

I would have thought Luigi would be Charlie Brown.

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Squizledorf 39p · 795 weeks ago

As soon as I saw this, the first thing that hit my mind was Charlie Brown...AMIRITE!?

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chaoswolf64 54p · 795 weeks ago

There's a little Captain in everyone.

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Techercizer 66p · 795 weeks ago

It's a trap!

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MorningMoon 97p · 795 weeks ago

FALCON... PROTECTION!!
these are better than condoms, or pills, these things Falcon PUNCH the sperm Before (or after) it gets to the womb!

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WolvenGlory 68p · 795 weeks ago

Lame.

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Fmarulz 79p · 795 weeks ago

SHOW ME YOUR CROTCH
SHOW ME HIS
SHOW ME HOW YOU MOVE
LET ME SHOW YOU HOW I MOVE

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aRandomPerson 30p · 795 weeks ago

If Falcon is Lucy, then who, dare I ask, is Schroeder? Or Charlie Brown, for that matter?

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Vabolo 118p · 795 weeks ago

Wolf's methods are a bit less painful. We just don't let him do that, *cock blocks*, and that's that! Though it seems this method is more popular amongst women for some reason.

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