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ChemicalAlia is gonna send that Demoman devil straight back to hell where he belongs!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 17, 2009 · 1:33 PM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(305 votes, average: 4.70 out of 5)

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Artistic, Cover Art, Cray-Z Crossovers, Doom, Explosives, Heavy Weapons, ID Software, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Weird

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BlueChameleon 92p · 801 weeks ago

BOOM: REPERCUSSIONS OF EVIL

Jane Doe waited. The point above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There
were demos in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His
warnings to Saxton Hale were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late
for now, anyway.
Jane was a soldier for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the
CP matches and he said to dad "I want to be on the points daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMOS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in
the central point of cp_granary he knew there were demos.
"This is Announcer" the loudspeakers crackered. "You must fight the demos!"
So Jane gotted his Direct Hit and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demos
"I will shoot at him" said the uberdemo and he fired the sticky bombs. Jane
rocketed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were
trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demos" he shouted
The Announcer said "No, Jane. You are the demos"
And then Jane was a Civilian.

(with apologies to Peter Chimaera)

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Badonk 105p · 801 weeks ago

The soldiers BFG is just 20 rocket launchers welded together...

Its the lethal weapon of a subtle assassin!

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7 replies · active 801 weeks ago

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 801 weeks ago

I'll have to remember to make this scene one of the stops on our trip to hell.

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MasqueNoMercy 96p · 801 weeks ago

ive been watching the progress on this one on deviantart, it came out really good really quick, glad it came to the site :)

...oh i need to put in a more entertaining comment?

well uhh... this one time, me and my buddy keith went to a bar, and there was this guy with a hat made a metal, and you couldnt see his eyes, fightin with another guy whose hat was made a wool, and you could only see one a his eyes... they was fightin over some brief case... my buddy keith stole it and we ran like hell for like an hour, with some woman screaming about "En-tail" or somethin... i dunno... but man were they mad at us!

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6 replies · active 801 weeks ago

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Spencer 119p · 801 weeks ago

Ohh, they're trying to glue the Soldier back together
IN HELL

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 801 weeks ago

Rock with me!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8wo0KBQ3oI&fe...

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DClaw 83p · 801 weeks ago

Soldier: Ha! Irony! Suck it!

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deleted8824092 102p · 801 weeks ago

Shouldn't it be a demoman blasting soldiers? I mean, Demoman IS known for saying "ka-booom!" a lot.

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4 replies · active 801 weeks ago

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Fmarulz 79p · 801 weeks ago

devil demoman can kill anyone even soldier but all mighty god captain falcon will always be ready to protect us with his punch

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6 replies · active 801 weeks ago

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 801 weeks ago

BOOM!!
HEADSHOT!!

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BitHawk 41p · 801 weeks ago

unless it's MARS!

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4 replies · active 801 weeks ago

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Taiho 86p · 801 weeks ago

Hell? I thought he was from Glasgow. Fun trivia: People from Glasgow are called weegies. (but not to their face.)

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2 replies · active 801 weeks ago

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JboneDRS 70p · 801 weeks ago

he coulda just rocket jumped out of there

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BurnoutSpartan 83p · 801 weeks ago

Despite previous error, you will be able to hold a flashlight and shotgun simultaneously it this franchise's third game.

And fuck you, there WILL be a third game...

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3 replies · active 801 weeks ago

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Alfa 61p · 801 weeks ago

Id like to know why my comment isnt one of the first ones, since I and Acrazymonke posted before any of the other comments. Its not like im mad, but this is the third time it happens.

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2 replies · active 801 weeks ago

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Ataeru 91p · 801 weeks ago

need mod
NOW!!!

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Nowaki 50p · 801 weeks ago

I get the feeling there should be more explosions in this. Still, I never thought there would ever be an doom/TF2 crossover. An interesting crossover indeed.

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Alfa 61p · 801 weeks ago

Closing the Demonman portal was one hell of o a plot.

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Acrazymonke 93p · 801 weeks ago

inb4kill those red devils
also that second sodiar is a spy!

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8 replies · active 801 weeks ago

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KingOfFails 0p · 699 weeks ago

Hope that rocket wasn't a crit. Cause he hit a friggin rock. That's a fail.

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nobrain 54p · 801 weeks ago

Ooooh, so it's the Scottish blackman that's gotta be evil.

From my point of view, the jedi are evil!

Wait...

what?

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Fmarulz 79p · 801 weeks ago

DEVIL DEMONMAN ATTACKING MAH SOLDIER IN MAH HALOLZ!!??

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1 reply · active 801 weeks ago

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True Hate 77p · 801 weeks ago

FIRST!
EERST!
D'ABORD!
ZUERST!
πρώτα!
最初に!
첫째로!
PRIMEIRAMENTE!
во первых!
PRIMERO!
首先!

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