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All in a days work!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 16, 2009 · 10:23 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (307 votes, average: 3.64 out of 5)
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sniper time :D

Lock eyes from across the map
look in my scope pull down my hat
Take a look, and you’re not there
all I can do is wonder were?
you make your way up through my base
and the next thing I know you’re in my face
Move in close as the bullets fly
the match ends at the announcers cry

back to my base, and back to yours
a smile on your face as they open the doors
you won’t know what I’ve got in store
with this weapon you will hit the floor
And I piss in a jar

This is really about to happen you can take my word
I won't apologize
That's just absurd
Mainly your fault for the way that you are
And now I piss in a jar
you don’t know how to play your class
Plus it's your fault
You were being an ass
I'm a professional
Some would say that's a plus
Now you go back and respawn

I head back up into my perch
look in my scope and start to search
Left all alone, not watchin’ my back
Surprise in my eyes when you attack
I back track just to get some space
and then I chucked that jar right in your face
and then I looked in your eyes and see your pain
you’ll never get rid of that smell again
you turn around and try to flee
but bitch you can’t get away from me
And I piss in a jar

It's perfectly normal
Nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a cleanup
On Granary
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance
while I piss in a jar
To be fair
you ran like a bitch
Plus the piss that I threw
really boosts my crit
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing
I'm gonna snap your neck

Last week, I had a match
As I recall it was a payload match
Walked outside up to the cart
you shot and you missed you’re not too smart
And I piss in a jar

capping a point, when the red lights flash
you try to get away, turn tail in a dash
my last jar hits your head in a crash
And so I piss in a jar
The next game
a shot goes off
And I piss in a jar

park my campervan on the side of the road
And I piss in a jar

had my huntsmen finally drop for me
I piss in a jar

I just reloaded
And I piss in a jar

I went to. . . (PISS IN A JAR)
Ok seriously you guys, can we. . . . ok?

I piss right in a jar
This must be why you hate me
true I killed you the most
but only when your close to me
You say I'm sick and gross
I just call it jarate
my zippers down all the time
It’s a necessity
Cuz I piss in a jar
(I piss in a jar, I piss in a jar (x3))
Yes I piss in a jar
(I piss in a jar, I piss in a jar)
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19 replies · active 790 weeks ago
Very hard to understand what he says half the time... 3/5.
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2 replies · active 802 weeks ago
Hey guys.This is a co-ink-i-dink...

I was going to submit this, but I didn't think it was good enough.
Glad (some of you) liked it, and someone else did enough to submit it, so I can't complain!
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1 reply · active 802 weeks ago
Inb4 that spy is a boss
Inb4 that boss is a spy
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3 replies · active 802 weeks ago
You guys totally missed the most important part... the wrench was REALLY the spy!
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11 replies · active 802 weeks ago
Uh huh. so that's an average day for the Spy then?
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1 reply · active 790 weeks ago
Well good night Irene !
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1 reply · active 789 weeks ago
Ok, who's the dipshit who gave this less than a 5?
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the blue spy can't stand on blue dispeners
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1 reply · active 802 weeks ago
this is too epic :|
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2 replies · active 789 weeks ago
I'm surprised no one's done a Boot to tha' Head skit with TF2 yet, either that or it's not popular.
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4 replies · active 783 weeks ago
Unrelated to video, I have just taken a Brawl snapshot I wish to upload... How do I convert it to an appropriate format?
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4 replies · active 802 weeks ago
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I called my boss a spy. He fired me...
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1 reply · active 790 weeks ago
Backstabing like a boss!
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Good night, Irene!
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Big Boss: *snaps spy's neck* I'M the only one who sings this around THESE parts!
http://www.halolz.com/2009/06/01/video-like-a-bos...
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2 replies · active 789 weeks ago
Still hate this song
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2 replies · active 790 weeks ago

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