Call me maggot one more time : HALOLZ

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DClaw 83p · 803 weeks ago

Soldier: Ok, ok! I won't call you a maggot anymore....Ya Baster-*Bottle'd*

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AuraMaster 107p · 803 weeks ago

Call me maggot again, CALL ME MAGGOT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Call me maggot one more goddamn time.

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6 replies · active 802 weeks ago

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 803 weeks ago

Does he look like a SPY?

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KiruBananers 88p · 803 weeks ago

maggot?

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 802 weeks ago

*BANG*
DOES. HE. LOOK. LIKE. A SPY?

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True Hate 77p · 803 weeks ago

That spy is a maggot!

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DClaw 83p · 803 weeks ago

Scottish Motherfucker! Do you speak it!?

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Dracojounin7 88p · 803 weeks ago

Actually, it's GAELIC, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

Then again, Ireland and Scotland use different forms, so it's Scottish Gaelic...

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MorningMoon 97p · 803 weeks ago

Demoman: YOU THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH TAKING AWAY THE ALCOHOL!
Soldier: This is blasphemy, this is madness!
Demoman: Madness? *looks at Demowife then back* THIS. IS. RED TEAM!!!! *kicks Soldier off the building*

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Daifuku 113p · 803 weeks ago

What the Demoman couldn't tell was that the building was only 4 feet high...

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DRKS 51p · 803 weeks ago

Depth perspection i something you lose when you're not a dandie, prancin' about with your head full of eyeballs.

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BurnoutSpartan 83p · 803 weeks ago

....and above a Chuck E Cheese ball pit.

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True Hate 77p · 803 weeks ago

I totally heard this from a movie before... What was it... it had something to do with numbers...

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Spencer 119p · 803 weeks ago

......2012?

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Kbman 81p · 802 weeks ago

No, no, I'm pretty sure it was 9, guys.

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Kbman 81p · 803 weeks ago

What you can't see is that he took off his eyepatch.

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Banette 57p · 802 weeks ago

I didn't know the Demoman was Kenpachi!

*is sticky bomb'd*

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Badonk 105p · 803 weeks ago

Aye! They may take the special weapon! But they'll NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Fmarulz 79p · 803 weeks ago

that bottle is a spy that will facestab that soldier!

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Dr. Furry 73p · 803 weeks ago

eh, i just want the unlocks already, fuck your war

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Acrazymonke 93p · 803 weeks ago

OH YEAH?
CALL ME A DANDY ONE MORE TIME!

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Daifuku 113p · 803 weeks ago

And then, the Sniper scored another Double headshot on the Demoman and Soldier. Poor unlucky scottish cyclopse...

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Spencer 119p · 803 weeks ago

Hey, don't feel bad for the Black Scottish Cyclops. Thanks to them, they're overpopulating and contributing much to the scarcity of SpyCrabs. After all, the SpyCrabs ARE one of their many sources of food, but it's just the most preferred one.

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Taiho 86p · 803 weeks ago

Okay, how 'bout this: You lazy, drunk, caber tosser! Get off your lazy, kilted ass you pipe-blowing, bike stealing, haggis eating, sheep shagger! I got a list of people to kill and your names at the top of it Groundskeeper Willie. Now stand still and die you one eyed, dress wearing, schemie bastard!

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Miketuu 82p · 803 weeks ago

YOU DESERVE A MEDAL

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Spencer 119p · 802 weeks ago

NO, HE DESERVES A SCRUMPEH

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Kinockun 67p · 803 weeks ago

Lol

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SolidScientist 101p · 803 weeks ago

Soldier: ........... FAGG-- *demo-mauled*

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Nowaki 50p · 803 weeks ago

I'm guessing five seconds afterwards, Soldier calls Demoman a maggot. And I'm guessing five seconds after that, there is a bloody pool which was once the Soldier.
On that note...
MAGGOT!

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 803 weeks ago

Ok this 'motivational' makes my brain hurt.
Still I got told that if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all, so I'll just say this:
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Daifuku 113p · 803 weeks ago

It's motivating me to stab the computer screen D:

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KiruBananers 88p · 803 weeks ago

Well I think I should just ..ing say your ... .. .. . .. ...................... .... and thats how we saved christmas. ..... ....

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