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SNAKE’S ON A PLANE

Accurate movie title is accurate! Maybe he’s visiting his parents for the holidays?
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SNAKE’S ON A PLANE



Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 15, 2009 · 3:54 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (399 votes, average: 4.59 out of 5)
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TheDerpKnight 101p · 802 weeks ago

Snake: Otacon, who is this man swearing at me?
Otacon: Snake, that's Samuel L Jackson, watch yourself around him, he's known for his hatred of Motherf*cking snakes on motherf*cking planes.
Snake: Oh SHI-
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Hareoic 88p · 802 weeks ago

I'M TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING "SNAKE'S ON A PLANE JOKES" ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING INTERNET
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MorningMoon 97p · 802 weeks ago

IM TIRED OF THESE MOTHE- oh wait, someone said that, then, IM TIRED OF THESE MONKE- oh wait, someone posted the censorship'd one, then, snake snapped the neck ou-, wait, someone already said something similar, Plane Snake Is Watchi- oh, someone said that too, err, Snake Sees Wha-, fuck that too?! screw you guys you all said the best ones! *leaves to emo corner*
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GameboyPATH 106p · 802 weeks ago

Unattended baggage in terminal C... a cardboard box?
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AreUExperienced 73p · 802 weeks ago

If Snake is on a plane, then Link is on a boat.
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JboneDRS 70p · 802 weeks ago

Snakes? On mah plane?
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3 replies · active 802 weeks ago
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DClaw 83p · 802 weeks ago

Airplane Snake is watching you pee!
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Angry_Sonic 54p · 802 weeks ago

Snake:...*Looks at title*...Oh I see what you did there...
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Badonk 105p · 802 weeks ago

Colonel! Im stuck between a fat couple! what do i do!?!
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Spencer 119p · 802 weeks ago

In Soviet Russia, Planes ride Snake
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Fmarulz 79p · 802 weeks ago

WHO PUT SNAKE ON MAH PLANE?????
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WizardRex 75p · 802 weeks ago

The rest of the plane is empty because Snake snapped all their necks.

And ate them.
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TheHighscore -79p · 802 weeks ago

I AM SICK OF THESE MONKEY FIGHTIN SNAKES ON THIS MONDAY FRIDAY PLANE
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Acrazymonke 93p · 802 weeks ago

I AM TIRED OF THESE MOTHER FUCKIN SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER FUCKIN PLANE EVERYBODY STRAP IN
im about to open a window or somthin
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KitsuneJimmy 46p · 802 weeks ago

Mothah fuckin' snakes?!?! On MY mothah fuckin' plane?!?1
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AuraMaster 107p · 802 weeks ago

If the plane goes down, at least we know he'll survive. He'll have his tray table up and his seat back in the full upright position.
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AuraMaster 107p · 802 weeks ago

Something tells me this would have done better at the box office than what we got.
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Nowaki 50p · 802 weeks ago

I'm guessing then most of the film would involve Snake snapping necks. Though, I wonder how he would be able to do that with nobody on the plane but him.
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KiruBananers 88p · 802 weeks ago

I'M TIRED OF THESE MOTHER FUCKIN FOX AGENTS ON THIS MOTHER FUCKIN WARGROUND

AND I'M TIRED OF THIS MOTHER FUCKIN PASSENGER DROOLING ON MY MOTHER FUCKIN ARM

AND-
*Slap*
SHUT UP!
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MasterLuigi452 108p · 802 weeks ago

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!
I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING PLANE!!!!
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Cheat2Win 82p · 802 weeks ago

This would be funny if I never saw this same joke done over 2 years ago.
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pinecone2654 60p · 802 weeks ago

epic. absolutely full-of-win epic :D
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CapnMacMillan 50p · 802 weeks ago

What parents? OOOHHH! Oh shit! I apologize for that one, that was a low blow!
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SexyLegs 54p · 802 weeks ago

cant believe this hasn't been done till now
makes you wonder.....
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Vosur 92p · 802 weeks ago

-looks out the window to see the flying Scout, then closes the blind- I don't get paid enough for this.
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nobrain 54p · 802 weeks ago

"Sir, we will have to search you"
"Watch out, my snake is solid"
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tveye 100p · 802 weeks ago

Somebody get this MOTHER F**KING MEME, OFF THIS MOTHER F**KING INTERNET!
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clfreak 60p · 802 weeks ago

How... grammatical
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CodePhoenix525 90p · 802 weeks ago

Snake isn't stealthy enough. He is the only one flying.
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Nitsuaeno 34p · 757 weeks ago

Im not gonna even bother with the obvious
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Vosur 92p · 799 weeks ago

Alright... Snake's on a plane, Link's on a boat. So who's in the car?
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RainbowEater 8p · 802 weeks ago

Oh my o_o;
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HiHeiwa 29p · 802 weeks ago

I'VE HAD IT WE'VE THESE MOTHERF***ING PLANES ON THIS MOTHERF***KING SAMUEL L JACKSON!
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True Hate 77p · 802 weeks ago

Quickly people! Get off the plane! There's Snake on it!

And that's why this pic is fail, for there is nobody to kill. 1/5
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MrDumpkins -35p · 802 weeks ago

Snake's is possessive, and doesn't make sense here, should be snake is on a plane
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Seth_2101 44p · 802 weeks ago

Obvious caption is Obvious
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