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WHAT I LEARNED FROM LEFT 4 DEAD COMIC

Well at least they fixed that melee weapon problem in L4D2!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 13, 2009 · 6:09 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (873 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5)
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Awesome Zoey came out of the closet and startled the witch in the process.
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8 replies · active 787 weeks ago
Sometimes it's good to be an Old Black Prick Gamer-Chick.
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7 replies · active 792 weeks ago
I work out and I'm athletic, but I'm black so *beep* you, I'm safe!
...Now where are my peelz...
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3 replies · active 791 weeks ago
According to this, wouldn't Ellis be an infected?
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11 replies · active 790 weeks ago
(Somebody) THE ARMY also leaves you liquor bottles with rope and crappy homemade pipe bombs.
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1 reply · active 792 weeks ago
A new study also shows that the infected now include psychopaths, PEOPLE IN BIOHAZARD SUITS (seriously, how?), riot police, clowns, whores and one-armed farmers, you're immune if you're a young white guy and all buildings carry defibrillators that can wake the dead and adrenaline injections.
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2 replies · active 773 weeks ago
Things to add to getting infected:
If you are Short = Infected
If you are a Whore = Infected
If you favor one side whilest masterbating = Infected
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1 reply · active 790 weeks ago
And some people say that you can't learn anything from video games :)
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This is the FIRST time I'm glad that I don't work out!

Good thing I'm a prick! :D
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1 reply · active 792 weeks ago
I never did get that.
Blow up a gas station - No zombies!
Start up a small lift ten feet away from the gas station - Zombies everywhere!
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Zombies do read signs though.
http://www.halolz.com/2009/01/28/disappointment/
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If gamer chicks are safe...what about gamer dudes?
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9 replies · active 773 weeks ago
and if you're a cookie, you become one of these! http://www.halolz.com/2009/12/09/l4d2-gingerbread...

can't wait for the impending zombie cookie Apocalypse! :P
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14 replies · active 792 weeks ago
I better pack up on gauze.

And print a few of these in pamphlet form.
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3 replies · active 791 weeks ago
Band-aids and medikits health everything!

Also, Zoey knows reurning from dead is AAAAAAAAWESOOOOOOME
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1 reply · active 792 weeks ago
Wait, is that Zoey...? With an awesome face!?
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8 replies · active 786 weeks ago
Looks like Francis took Peppy's advice.
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3 replies · active 792 weeks ago
Wait though... Bill is old AND smokes!

:?
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3 replies · active 773 weeks ago
Damn im screwed!
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3 replies · active 745 weeks ago
What if you multiclass? Let's say your athletic AND a chronic smoker AND emo chick, what then?
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9 replies · active 792 weeks ago
So for Left for Dead 2 You can survive if your-
Fat AND black
Sassy
a drug dealer
or from texas

BUT!
Midget - Jockey
Hooker - Spitter
Lift weights with one arm - Charger
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"Hey kids have you ever wondered what to do when - in a big narrator voice - THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE OCCURS?"
"YEAH"
"Well look no further, Golden-Silvers guide to apocalypse survival will assure you an easy jog through the zombie apocalypse."
"And now I know!'
"And knowing is half the battle!"
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4 replies · active 787 weeks ago
If that's what's really like when you are playing L4D, then I'm going to print this picture, post it right beside the computer.
And when I have a trouble in the game, I will look at it for some advice!!!
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what i learned from l4d2:

Middle Aged mans,Whores,Clows,guys with works with nuclear stuffs,hi-tech armored people;guys with work on constructions,and guys that work with radiotive stuff,are also infect,if you look like somebody from a Videogame(a 'ficial videogame)you are immuned to infected.

It will always have a futuristic machine to revive whoever is dead.Guitar and Frying pans are exretemely effectives to zombies
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3 replies · active 792 weeks ago
I like just above "Part 2" where all the expressions are the same :D
I got dibs on the prick!
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7 replies · active 791 weeks ago
I think army is a pretty good guy, eh leaves supplies and doesnt afraid of anything.
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I fall under an infected category... I don't wanna loose my ability to open doors... and plus, without the high feeling of the pills can be a downer...
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1 reply · active 792 weeks ago
I know I can survive because I am a prick.
Plus, I use bombs wisely. :D

Peelz here!
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im waiting for left 4 dead starfox version
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I'm only missing 4 (no pun intended) things, black, old, pillz, and the "chick" part in gamer chick. By the way, Im in ur closet, steelin ur jakitz.
And remember, just because you aren't athletic, doesn't mean you should forget rule#1, cardio.
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What makes you a Spitter? Being an ugly slut?
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Hmm if blacks are immune what about Asians?
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1 reply · active 740 weeks ago
Should this not be classified as a Star Fox entry, as well? It does remind us to use bombs wisely.
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1 reply · active 792 weeks ago
sure....
the army is gonna leave their weapons
the army is gonna save us
the army has chocolate helicopters!
what else can the army do for us...?
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2 replies · active 788 weeks ago
That hunter reminded me of Ezio.
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1 reply · active 792 weeks ago
wait wouldn't coming back from the dead make you a zombie? but then if they are all zombies who are the survivors? Wait are the zombies the survivors and the survivors the zombies but then that means the zombies would be the survivors which would be the zombies which would be... *brain melts*
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4 replies · active 737 weeks ago
This article speaks the truth, and thus I cannot bash on it in any way...
Excellent article is excellent.
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I'm an athletic prick. What then?
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I'm going to go ahead and say the obvious.

#5 of WHO GETS INFECTED looks like an Ezio.
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What I learned from both L4D1 and 2 is that no matter how many times you get beaten to a pulp by zombies or clawed to death by Hunters and Witches, your clothes still look as splendid as straight from the clothing shop. Also, at least 2 groups of Survivors who have never met each other gives exactly the same name to every special Infected.
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*opens closet*

whoops! turns out she didnt die! YAYS!
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shit. looks like i dont get to be immune. D:
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I knew that exercise was bad for me!!!
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if u fuse a hunter/charger:JOCKEY
if u fuse with a with a witch/boomer:spitter
if u fuse with tank/hunter:charger

if u fuse louis/PEELZ:then we have a solution to lifes problems
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This is the truth
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Well guys, I guess I'll be vomiting on you all when the apocalypse happens. :/
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Francis high on peelz doesn't loooked stoned, more like he is going to go Hannibal Lecter on people and start stabing people to death with a fork and eat them.
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USE BOMBS WISELY
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what about for obvious nerd, but handsome?
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Confusion: What if you are NONE OF THE ABOVE?
Does this mean I get to wander around before hand and drop weapons in random places? Can I make the cookies? ...Do I not exist?
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2 replies · active 784 weeks ago

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