MASTER CHIEF IS A WICKED GEWD MIME

When Master Chief pantomimes an invisible box, he pantomimes a goddamn invisible box!
By my buddy Brian Wilson

MASTER CHIEF IS A WICKED GEWD MIME

Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 6, 2009 · 6:52 PM

(372 votes, average: 1.91 out of 5)

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Bungie, Halo, Microsoft, Shields Up, Xbox 360

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Shawn Handyside 106p · 796 weeks ago

I told him you guys wouldn't like it... but he made me do it anyway! HE THREATENED TO HIT MEEEE

I mean I kinda like the joke, but I know what you guys tend to like (for the most part)

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39 replies · active 672 weeks ago

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MrRaccoon 106p · 796 weeks ago

I'll pantomime an invisible rating!

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sasuketoo 61p · 796 weeks ago

First I lol'd, then I disappoint'd.

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Cypher 71p · 796 weeks ago

Umm...

Wait, what?

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Badonk 105p · 796 weeks ago

*mimes hanging himself*

*mimes dieing a cold lonely death because his mime wife left him and this joke was bad*

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1 reply · active 796 weeks ago

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BlueChameleon 92p · 796 weeks ago

I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. eh mimes bubbles and doesn't afraid of anything.

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3 replies · active 785 weeks ago

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deleted8824092 102p · 796 weeks ago

So that's why he doesn't talk much.

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Techercizer 66p · 796 weeks ago

This picture needs gewder spelling and grammar for me to begin examining its many flaws.

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2 replies · active 796 weeks ago

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Pate-Tico 76p · 796 weeks ago

Master Mime used Barrier!
Master Mime defense sharply rose!

UNRELATED POST:
I'm having a party to celebrate my 69 e-peen! :D

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72 replies · active 796 weeks ago

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Ataeru 91p · 796 weeks ago

where is the lolz? i don't see it...

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4 replies · active 796 weeks ago

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BroncoTurbo 40p · 796 weeks ago

Um...what?

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Coodoo 93p · 796 weeks ago

April Fails day came early this year.

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Fmarulz 79p · 796 weeks ago

mimes sapping our lolz!

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clfreak 60p · 796 weeks ago

Invisible dome is visible.
Can't say the same for the lolz

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Pate-Tico 76p · 796 weeks ago

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My Falcon Lord, seriously, where the fuck is the "LOL" sign? :l
That's it! I'm calling customer service!

*picks up the phone*

Alright, 9000-1337, let's see what happens...

- Hello, welcome to Halolz.com customer service, how I may help you?
- Hello, I subscribed to this service and I got promised "HUMOROUS video game captions", and all I got was THIS! I must say that I'm very dissapointed! Where are the lulz?!
- Did you tried turning it off and on?
- Yes, I reloaded the page!
- Ok, did you look into your pants?
- Yes, I already looked into my pants
...What?
WHAT?!
Ok, so let me get this straight, you are saying that the solution to my problem is to get a Sharpie and draw an Awesome Face on IT?

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5 replies · active 796 weeks ago

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deleted8824092 102p · 796 weeks ago

He's living in a box doo doo he's living in a cardboard box.

Only it's mimed. And round.

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1 reply · active 796 weeks ago

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SolidScientist 101p · 796 weeks ago

Dammit...where's an anvil when you need one?

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1 reply · active 796 weeks ago

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Leo E. 114p · 796 weeks ago

Mm-hm. I see what has been done here, and I disapprove.
2/5.
Scratch that; 1/5 for use of "gewd" instead of "good".

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3 replies · active 796 weeks ago

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Cheat2Win 82p · 796 weeks ago

Oh, I see the joke.

And it's still not funny.

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luigi 11792 44p · 776 weeks ago

thats...........a bubble sheld

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DClaw 83p · 796 weeks ago

I know it's been awhile since a Halo pic was last up but...
*Facepalm*

...OWWW! Slapped too hard...

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1 reply · active 796 weeks ago

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JboneDRS 70p · 796 weeks ago

All he needs is the silence aspect and I won't be able to tell the difference!

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 796 weeks ago

I was disappointed as soon as I glanced at me RSS. Remember kids, if you don't have a good joke just mispell a couple words so it'll at least have the illusion of being funny.

I don't get it, for a site with Halo in the name we sure don't see a lot of good Halo Halolzes.

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