Paul is Dead… Ringer : HALOLZ

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Shawn Handyside 106p · 806 weeks ago

I didn't totally get it... until I read this!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_is_dead

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Vabolo 118p · 806 weeks ago

It's been a hard disguise,
And I've been stabbing (I like my job)!
It's been a hard disguise,
I should be escaping from that mob!

But when the Pyro goes by,
I think that I'll surely die,
From a free Spy-check.

When he goes,
And doesn't cover his back,
When he goes,
Feeling my knife-eye attack,
Attack, yeah!

It's been a hard disguise,
And I've been stabbing (I like my job)!
It's been a hard disguise,
I should be escaping from that mob!

*OW!*

*Solo!*Stab, stab stab stab stab,
Stabbity-stabbity-stabbity stab stab stab
Stab, stab stab stab stab,
Stabbity-stabbity-stabbity stab stab stab

But when I stab your backbone,
And you completely get pwnd,
You know I feel alright~
You know I feel alright!

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Simply DA 100p · 806 weeks ago

In Penny Lane, there is a Spy showing photographs.
Of a pretty lady he's had the pleasure to know.
But the Scout's mind is now blown
"That's my mother, yo!"

On the CP is an Engie with a Sentry up
The little Spies are hiding behind his open back
And the spies just try to give him a whac
It's a blood rain
Very strange...

Penny Lane is in my ears, and in my eyes.
There, disguised as BLU, are lots of spies
And I see them stab mad!

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Kevvo 86p · 806 weeks ago

STAB STAB
Red Spy's silver dagger came down on their heads
STAB STAB
Red Spy's silver dagger made sure they were dead.

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MrRaccoon 106p · 806 weeks ago

Here comes the spy~
dudududun
Here comes the spy~
Nicely~
It's all right~
*stabbed*

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Senor Fox 56p · 804 weeks ago

THAT LUCY IS A SPY WITH DIAMONDS

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Kevvo 86p · 806 weeks ago

I am he, or him, or he, you can't see me, you're all a bunch of morons.
See how they run like like pigs from my gun, they can't see me spy
They're dying.

Sitting on a 2Fort, waiting for a Medic to stab
Idiotic Heavies, stupid bloody Snipers
Scout you've been a naughty boy, you left your back turned
I am the gentleman
I am the gentleman
I am the Red Spy
Haw-haw-haw-haw.

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DClaw 83p · 806 weeks ago

Good grief they can now COPY dead people now!? We are so screwed!

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Daifuku 113p · 806 weeks ago

That Ringo is a spy!

Also, for relativeness and sheer wtf, this. Read the whole thing.

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 806 weeks ago

"Jack knife / in your sweaty hands..."
-"Hey Bulldog"

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WizardRex 75p · 806 weeks ago

He wants to be a paperback stabber.

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BurnoutSpartan 83p · 806 weeks ago

Thats for not paying attention to Weege- I mean Ringo!

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Leo E. 114p · 806 weeks ago

This explains the Wings songs "Knife Through Me", "BLU on the Run", and "Don't Listen To What The Man Said, I Am on Your Side".

Points for whoever can guess the names of the real Wings songs. No cheating, now! You may be able to fool me, but you can't fool Millenia.

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£cake 73p · 805 weeks ago

Here come old spy guy he come sneaking up slowly
He got flippy knife-thing he one shady fellow
He got masks taped onto his face
Where is he now? Now he could be any place

He wear pinstrpe suit he be sappin' sentries
He got instant death knife he shoot magnum pistol
He say "I stab you, when you trust me"
One thing I am sure you won't expect my attack
Stab together right now in the back

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Link_09 69p · 806 weeks ago

It's been a hard days' round.
and i've been spying...all around.
i'm snooping like a hound,
trying not to...be found.

and when i see someone choke
i go behind and uncloak,
i'm gonna backstab, all right.

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