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XBOX LIVE HEADSET FAIL

Ah, it’s nothing a little duct tape can’t fix!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 16, 2009 · 3:02 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (282 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)
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I guess he's not cut out for XBox Live.
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31 replies · active 702 weeks ago
Package opening FAIL, mute button WIN!
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People really need to learn the 2% rule. For those who don't know, that means you must be 2% smarter than what you are working with in order to operate it. This poor sod obviously failed those requirements.
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3 replies · active 802 weeks ago
Good Riddance I say. One less 12 year old screaming over Xbox Live.

*note* I don't even own an Xbox, but the one time I saw a friend play something over it (halo 2 I think) was traumatizing.

EDIT: In the event that the person(s) involved in the "fail" is(are) not of 12 years of age, but is(are) in fact at a number of years greater than previously estimated, I sincerely apologize for the grievous error, and have the following words to say: "L2Openstuffnub(s)LOLOLOLOL." That is all.
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4 replies · active 802 weeks ago
Its time this guy cut his losses.
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2 replies · active 802 weeks ago
How am I gonna mic spam obscenities to my enemies now!? D:
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CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU FAILED!
Tell him what he has won Shawn!

AAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN ALL EXPENSE TRIP TO HALOLZ!
Where you will fly by FALCON PAWNCH Airlines acompanied by Falconites where the entire flight is powered by continuous Falcon Pawnches.

and while you are at Halolz, you will experience a beautiful tour of Halolz Hell. where Wolf and Wolfites will "CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT!" until you can't do anything, while you burn in the warm flames

ALL WORTH $20!!!
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5 replies · active 799 weeks ago
I think this shithead's a pretty cool guy, he wastes money and ruins his things and doesn't afraid of anything
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4 replies · active 802 weeks ago
Now that's some CUTTING EDGE technology!
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5 replies · active 802 weeks ago
You sir, are and idiot.
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2 replies · active 802 weeks ago
First the headset...next the Xbox...THEN The WORLD!!!
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From the same guy that pierced his DS with the stylus
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2 replies · active 802 weeks ago
May I borrow your earpiece?
'This is sc' - Oh, it appears to be broken...
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im gonna be honest... if youre so dumb that you cut the mic wire when trying to open the case... then you shouldnt be allowed to talk... ever... about anything

just one of those guys that is entertained by what he says and loves to just squeal into the mic like an idiot... i mean come on... if youre going to annoy someone on xbox live, at least be entertaining about it! what is the originality in going "eeooooeeeeoooeee!" for a god damn match?! when i put my mic on, its to entertain the guys im playing a match with, not to entertain myself... or just to, ya know, RESPOND

and thats what really grinds my gears
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2 replies · active 802 weeks ago
THIS is why you buy Bluetooth!
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What a shame.
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It's not just Francis who hates clamshell packaging.
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I NEED SCISORS!! 61!!!!! O.O
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I don't know if this is truely fail material. After all, it's still about as good as the mics that come prepackaged with your 360 (I find it amusing that the newer the 360, the worse the mic).
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Don't worry, we can fix it, using the handyman's secret weapon; Duct tape!
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FAIL leads to OWNED.

Way to go, dumbass.
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1 reply · active 802 weeks ago
FFFFFUUUUUUU
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1 reply · active 802 weeks ago
He is not lossing much anyways.
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Watch out Wii....
You are next...
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Who would've thought something so simple could be worth so many lolz.
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Reminds me of the time I tried scratching the silver off my point card with scissors. I FINALLY guessed the code after some expert help from gamestop :P
me fails :(
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11 replies · active 802 weeks ago
I actually believed I would be the first one to make a comment about how this meant one less little kid/asshole talking on xboxlive.
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1 reply · active 802 weeks ago
Duct Tape solves everything.
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2 replies · active 802 weeks ago
Inb4: "You're doing it wrong!"
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2 replies · active 802 weeks ago
thats why you use a knife and not scissors, but thats somethign a 12 year old won't understand. i'm glad teh mics built into my gaming laptop are high quality and i don't need a seperate mic.
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4 replies · active 802 weeks ago
not as painful as this........ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJG0A3XVqWQ poor guy...
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1 reply · active 802 weeks ago
Who?
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''Maybe... maybe it will work wireless?''
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I can't tell whether the Female Gamers one was more fail than this or not...
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3 replies · active 801 weeks ago
can you hear me now?...WHAT?
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Looks like he's been...
*erectin some sunglasses*
Cut-off
YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Family Guy reference!!!!!!!!!
I love that grinds my gears!!
*You America, f*ck you!*
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Oof, that one sliced right through me! But you're the one who shall take the next slashing blow!

(my god I suck at puns so badly)
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Might also be one of the many people who smash their TVs with the WiiMote.
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Would you say it's rive-eting?
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Do you want me to cut it out?
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Reminds me of the time I tried scratching the silver off my point card with scissors. I FINALLY guessed the code after some expert help from gamestop :P
me fails :(
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Yeah, it's about time he's at the end of his troubles.
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