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‘ficial Instructions Comic

Before you start playing Left4Dead 2, you may want to review Ellis’ ‘ficial instructions one more time!
By my nemesis Scott Smith of Slackerz

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 15, 2009 · 4:48 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (147 votes, average: 3.72 out of 5)
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Artistic, Left 4 Dead, Sequential Art, Serious Business, Tips & Tricks, Valve Software

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I'm beginning to mix up Ellis with Scooter from Borderlands.

"Keel awl sunza bitchiz. HEY COME GETCHA SOME WHEELS."
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7 replies · active 802 weeks ago
1. Kill all sons 'a bitches.
2. Repeat step 1.
3. ????
4. PROFIT!!!!
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I'll tell you what he missed from his 'ficial instructions:

'WUBUBUBUBU!'
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2 replies · active 802 weeks ago
"Bonk all sons of beetches, that's my 'ficial intructions"

"Put 98% of chocolate on chocolate helicopters, that's my 'ficial recipe"
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2 replies · active 802 weeks ago
...how come whenever I look at Ellis, I can imagine him running really fast with a headset and baseball bat going "WANANANANANANANA! BOINK!"

With his voice like that though, he's like a cross between the scout and engi >.>;
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4 replies · active 802 weeks ago
You can almost hear the banjos twanging in Ellis' voice.
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2 replies · active 802 weeks ago
I 'Ficially hate ellis.
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Keel all sunsa beetches, dats mai 'ficial instructions
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2 replies · active 802 weeks ago
Its 'ficial top hats make everything better
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4 replies · active 802 weeks ago
Am I the only one who thought "OBJECTION!" in panels 9 and 10? Probably? Ok.
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2 replies · active 802 weeks ago
I'm 'ficially confused here, but I love this comic for some reason.. CHEERS :D
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Indeed.
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But if I keel all sunz ah bitchez, they gunna ban me.... SO NOT FICIAL
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Included in this book is:
How to maek a chokolete helicotper from zombe arms
How to kill a zombe with a toothpik
The reson speling is not neded
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2 replies · active 802 weeks ago
His name is Ellis? (Totally missed that memo)
Also I kept reading 'ficial as 'Fickle' >.>
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Lit'racy is more impurtunt in a videa game than the gameplay, good thung Slackarz picked up tha fact
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New meme?
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2 replies · active 802 weeks ago
Come on Handyside, you know Slackerz are two wild and crazy guys.
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BONK all sons 'a bitches that's my ficial intructions
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Oh great, another shot at a Southern accent. Everyone's just mad because they can't pick themselves a Georgia peach with their city boy talk >:P
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Noble 1: I do say chap, that southern boy is not able to pronounce official correctly.
Noble 2:yes, that is quite funny old bean.
Both nobles: Ha *puts on monocle*

Umm... yeah... i did not find that funny.
when you hear yall or some other slang every day, it does not even come up on the lolz meter.
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3 replies · active 802 weeks ago
Come on Handyside, you know Slackerz are two wild and crazy guys.
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Included in this book is:

How to maek a chokolete helicotper from zombe arms

How to kill a zombe with a toothpick

Finding Peelz
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