I wouldn’t want to be the coroner that had put together these autopsy statistics.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 2, 2009 · 8:43 PM
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Am I the FIRST to notice that it looks like a smash ball?
Needs moar crevasse.
Murderous Turtle is credit to team
and also by random nonexploding misiles
What about villainous mushrooms?
Pff, everyone knows that's Mushroom Kingdom propaganda to hide the high ammount of mushroom dealing, the horrible social problems, the economic crisis (100,000 coins = 1 Bean Token!!!) the Monarchy and the renegade plumbers who do nothing to help the common people.
this chart only works for mario's point of view if you looked at the one for king koopa 90% is mario related 9% is lava and 1% is luigi
WHO SENDS GOOMBAS TO FIGHT ME?!
The accurate chart is insanely accurate! But when I'm playing all of the chart is red except the occasional glitch death.
You forgot "sheer stupidity"
It's missing invisible coin blocks.
Seriously, am i the only one who has been impaled on the Flagpole?
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Where the hell is mushroom overdose?
Are blue shells located under "Murderous Turtles" or "Anthropomorphic Explosive Device"?
The lack of kart-related fatalities worries me.
It seems that this Koopa managed…..
*shades*
….to come out of his shell.
The Who: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!!!
Turtles don't kill people.
People who launch them as projectiles kill people.
IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY! HE'S OUT TO GET US! HE WILL LEAD US TO-
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salvation!
Obey Weegee, destroy Mario!
Obey Weegee, destroy Mario!
Obey Weegee, destroy Mario!
*searches Protojhon videos to prove you wrong*
needs a couple more categories…..but I gotta say, that is one ugly pie chart…
You would think that Bowser would be even a small piece….DAMN he must suck at killing things! I mean he ORDERS green koopas to fall into pits for flipping sakes!
HA! I got all those beat! I once died by getting shot in the eye by a firework after jumping off the flagpole!
Lol. This made me think of the latest ep of SuperMarioBrosZ, where a Koopa Trooper wants revenge on Mario for stamping on his friend and the using his corpse to kill his other comrades before throwing him into a fire. When you think about it, Mario is hell of a violent bastard!
What about jealousy?
They forgot the cake.
No, no NO!
The MAJOR cause of death in the Mushroom Kingdom is…
…PLUMBERS.
They squash you, kick you off a cliff, put you on fire, kick turtles onto you so they kick you off a cliff, tackle you when ignited by a Starman, roll around in a blue shell to kick you off a cliff, hit a block below you so you fall to your doom, spin and jump on top of you, turning you into dust, whooping you with their Raccoon tail, making you go back ware you came with their capes, making you walk off a cliff, spray water on you or suck you up with a vacuum, kick ANTHROPOMORPHIC MISSILES onto you, making you explode, dumping you on a trash can, leaving you for dead, breaking your skull in two with a Hammer, shoot Stardust onto your body, spike a ball, making your face get planted on the floor, turn 100 acres into flames, make you mentally insane and prone to "Up-B"-ing, and grabing you by your head and dropping you off a cliff.
That is all.
Anthromorphic Explosive Device?
I missed something here…
murderous turtles? pfff, hardly.