Accurate chart is accurate!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 27, 2009 · 1:18 PM
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Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo true
True. -cries-
NEVER go to the floor level when battling in Block Forts :P
REALLY? its kinda reverse for me.
This is why you use the green shell as a shield instead of a weapon.
in mario 64 i always held mine behind me and shot them backwards… when you get the triple id make sure a wall and turn were coming up and fire them at the right side as a turned left of vice versa… i learned my lesson very early that even if you think you can hit someone you wont and instead you will get hit and fly off the course… not sure if all those rules apply to the newer versions
i write lone messages sometimes, i knows it
I would like to point out that I didn't make this chart. I just found it and submitted it, knowing that this chart does hold true for me, even when I shoot it backwards.
Thanks Halolz, my Nerdvana has risen to a new level.
Has anyone noticed that this ONLY happens when your on the final lap…And the green shells seem to ONLY hit you…And you roll to last place because of it?
It's called Karma, its retribution for all your masturbation over the years.
green shells??? in my way?? it more likely than you think.
i get hit by every item anyway.
I always drop mine behind.
Or hold it out back and hit the brakes. That'll teach the asshole for tailgating me.
Sad fact: This applies with banana peels, because you're the only one stupid enough to step on the same trap you put or launch
Its much worse on Mario Kart DS. You humiliate yourself on TWO screens.
Spy sappin' mah shells!
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CONFOUNDED INTENSEDEBATE! You have spoiled my plans one time too many! *goes to angry dome*
This never actually happens to me anymore, because I always send them BACKWARDS, and then I'm normally moving too fast for it to hit me back. Fool me once, shame on you, green shells.
It is a well-known fact that green shells are the number one preventable cause of death in Mario Kart. Remember, children: stay well, don't use shells!
there should have been another chart mentioning how many times you hit some one with a green shell, or would that be kind of the same as the how many times someone hits YOU with one?
It's called shell envy. D:
its so… beautiful… *facemelt*
Every fucking time, man, every fucking time.
That's why the green shell is for the hardcore only. Noobs can't handle it!
Well, It doesn't help the data is skewed by noobs who don't know how to use the almighty green shell…
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FIRST!!!!
Free Green Shell Check!!
I've come to an outstanding deduction over here:
1. Green shells are Green;
2. Weegee is Green;
3. We don't notice Weegee;
4. We don't notice said green shell;
5. Lose perfect score due to unnoticement.
I hear you mentioned Luigi.
When you throw a green shell and hit someone, it's epic.
But when you get hit by your own green shell, it's an epic fail.
Accurate Chart is VERY accurate
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GOD, I hate it when that happens.
That's why I just use them as a shield. If I get the single one, I just hold it behind me, and if I got three, that's even better.
But for me I always get hit with that freaking spiked blue shell on the last lap, right before the finish line DX
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