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What if Bioshock were written as a fairy tale? Destructoid & GameTrailers tackles this long burning question!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 26, 2009 · 1:04 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (107 votes, average: 4.37 out of 5)
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I always thought the bit at the end with Andrew Ryan is really wrenching.
I'm sure that pun had you in rapture but didn't come as much of a 'shock' for you from someone with my 'bio'graphy.

When it comes to jokes, I choose the bad ending every time.
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3 replies · active 810 weeks ago
Would you kindly give me 5$ each?

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im waiting hand it over!
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....Golf is a pussies game. Play couch darts like a real man.

On a completely unrelated note, it seems there is no cap to e-peens. mine just hit 103. THERE IS NO STOPPING IT!!!
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2 replies · active 810 weeks ago
alternate ending
turns out none of it happened because he was actually in a coma and he drowned
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Atlas =/= Fontaine.
Definitely.
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now its only a matter of time till disney turns this fairy tale into a movie and how the hell are they going to do this ending since both of the real ones don't fit into the master plan
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2 replies · active 810 weeks ago
He spent three hours making Zippocat molotovs? He must have had a lot of free time.
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2 replies · active 810 weeks ago
So that's what's Bioshock in fairy tale version!!
A great story for the bed time story!!
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3 replies · active 810 weeks ago
That fairy tale's a spy!

It was mildly funny until the end, when it became hilarious.
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I'll chose "take over thoe world" over anything everytime =P
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This makes me want to but a condo right now in Rapture. Because it just sounds soooo fun! :D
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OMG I love that song :D
loved it ever since I saw Finding Nemo
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Yeah... that made me pretty mad when I found out about Atlas. "You don't fuck Fontane, Fontane fucks you!"

Oh and sweet new avatar Luigi.
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2 replies · active 810 weeks ago
Inb4 INFAMOUS!!! NO!!!
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The ending still sucks.....
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2 replies · active 810 weeks ago
Yay for not giving HAWP credit.
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Steven Spisak · 810 weeks ago

That could of basically been the best thing I have ever seen.

Also, maybe we should make "spoiler alert" a tag?
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Andrew Ryan really needed to be more creative at proving points...
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FIRST!!!!
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