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Oh my god….. Who touched Sasha?! Who touched my SWORD!!!!!

She weighs 150 kilograms and fires $200 custom tin cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. Wait… that’s not right…
By Mitch Morgione

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 16, 2009 · 3:53 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (229 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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Cray-Z Crossovers, Heavy Weapons, Nintendo, Paranoia, Sequential Art, Super Smash Bros, Team Fortress 2, The Legend of Zelda, True Love, Valve Software, Wii

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It cost 400,000 rupees to swing this weapon...for 12 seconds.
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2 replies · active 811 weeks ago
I am Heavy Weapons Guy... and this... is my weapon. ...Which I apparently keep in my ass.
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Who sinds Kokiris to fight me!
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2 replies · active 811 weeks ago
What was that Triforce? Kill them all?
GOOD IDEA!
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CRY SOME MOAR.

Or in Link's case..

YELL RANDOMLY SOME MOAR.
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2 replies · active 811 weeks ago
He's about to insert his sword into link... and i dont mean his sword.
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6 replies · active 811 weeks ago
"It wasn't me! I swear!"
"What was that? It sounded like 'I touched your sword! Please kill my friends and family!' Can do!"
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2 replies · active 811 weeks ago
Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, (sniff) maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart twilight.

Or replace "twilight" with "darkness" if you're inclined to read it that way.
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2 replies · active 811 weeks ago
That Midna's a Spy!
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looks like Gannon is going to have to choke a link.
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2 replies · active 811 weeks ago
why did this remind me of scout navi.
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2 replies · active 811 weeks ago
Get Behind me, Doctor!!!.......Doctor? Oops, I already killed him, that's right.

"I am heavy guy....that's not right."
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Link: BONK!
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2 replies · active 811 weeks ago
Why does the picture say saCha. Honestly check your selling noobs.
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5 replies · active 811 weeks ago
I think a Crocodile Dundee reference would have been better.

That's not a sword. THIS IS A SWORD!!!
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Now I'm wondering what toppings Ganondorf likes on his sandvich...
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That Sheik's a spy!
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Ganondorf is credit to team
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gannon mad gannon smash
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Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, (sniff) maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart twilight.

Or "darkness", if you're inclined to read it that way.
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Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, (sniff) maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart twilight.

Or darkness, if you're inclined to read it that way.
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Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, (sniff) maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart twilight.
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WHAT SICK MAN SENDS BABIES TO FIGHT ME!?!?!
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not funny
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