Well, you’re certainly faster than Mario.

190 Comments

1. Link_09 on October 15th, 2009 11:46 pm
   

   So i herd u liek chains?
2. Daifuku on October 16th, 2009 6:08 am
   

   You herd wrong.
3. Cypher on October 16th, 2009 5:45 am
   

   FFFFFF
   FFFFFF
   FFFFFF
   FFFFFF

   Whut
4. Masterluigi452 on October 16th, 2009 1:59 pm
   

   UUUUU
   UUUUU
   UUUUU
   UUUUU
5. Riot on October 16th, 2009 4:56 pm
   

   CCCCC
   CCCCC
   CCCCC
   CCCCCombo breaker!
6. TheAceOfSkulls on October 17th, 2009 12:44 am
   

   KKKKK
   KKKKK
   KKKKK
   KKKKKombo Returns!
7. VGGeek on October 17th, 2009 4:29 am
   

   !!!!!
   !!!!!
   !!!!!
   !!!!! What was that noise?
8. Link_09 on October 15th, 2009 11:47 pm
   

   YOU'RE TOO SLOW….

   that's wat she sed.
9. Aquarisk on October 15th, 2009 11:53 pm
   

   Sonic has been quoted in saying "Something you gotta take slow."
10. codemaster525 on October 16th, 2009 12:28 am
    

    Really old, like a year since it was on kotaku.
11. Rogan on October 16th, 2009 3:08 am
    

    no, its called retarded fanboys that will buy anything as long as it has a label. et enough, you can keep anything alive, like the playstation
12. Paulrus-Keaton? on October 16th, 2009 3:37 am
    

    "Well, Peach. That's because I've… um…. got SO many women to love tonight thaaaa…. uhhhh…. um. Uh…"
13. Masterluigi452 on October 16th, 2009 4:15 am
    

    Speeding won't solve every life problem you know….
14. Masterluigi452 on October 16th, 2009 4:18 am
    

    I thought Comic Sans was always a fail.
    Somehow, this one is not…
15. Daifuku on October 16th, 2009 6:15 am
    

    Because it's actually "comical"
16. Senax on October 16th, 2009 1:12 pm
    

    Entire second page (aside from you, me, and luigi, of course) is full of BABIES!

    *babies are code for anons)
17. Masterluigi452 on October 16th, 2009 2:01 pm
    

    Ok…
    Who gave me -1???
18. Daifuku on October 16th, 2009 2:55 pm
    

    Fixed.
19. Wisdombook on October 18th, 2009 3:28 am
    

    Double fixed =3
20. Rogan on October 16th, 2009 5:04 am
    

    http://e621.net/data/429a9d4e5ec55b89fbcd3b64f838…
21. Miketuu on October 16th, 2009 3:46 pm
    

    lolwut?
22. Daifuku on October 16th, 2009 6:34 am
    

    Am I the only person who thought of this when I saw this pic?
    http://sf.snafu-comics.com/index.php?comic_id=71
23. TheAceOfSkulls on October 17th, 2009 12:46 am
    

    That was my first thought too. I just couldn't remember which comic it was.
24. CastlyFTW on October 16th, 2009 6:58 am
    

    Come on! Step it up!
25. Deadalive on October 16th, 2009 12:15 pm
    

    I did it all for the nookie, so you can take that… Cake-y^^
26. NoChorus on October 16th, 2009 12:32 pm
    

    I guess fools really DO speed ahead.
27. FoxyMayo on October 16th, 2009 6:40 pm
    

    Oh Peach! You dirty, dirty whore you!! First Bowser, then Mario, now THIS?? Who the hell are you gonna do next?!? Yoshi? Luigi?? DAISY?!?!
28. Daifuku on October 16th, 2009 8:44 pm
    

    Solid Snake.
    Because his snake is most solid ^^
29. Masterluigi452 on October 16th, 2009 10:20 pm
    

    This snake…
    Is most solid…
30. Masterluigi452 on October 16th, 2009 10:19 pm
    

    Dude…
    She already slept with me….
    Meanwhile in Another Castle??
    Peach and Daisy???
    Doesn't that make Peach lesbian instead of whore??
31. Wisdombook on October 17th, 2009 12:37 am
    

    She's a megawhore. If someone makes direct eye contact with her, she feels a sudden surge of slutness.
32. Wisdombook on October 17th, 2009 2:36 am
    

    Try saying that 3 times fast.
33. Masterluigi452 on October 17th, 2009 5:16 am
    

    Instead of naming her as Princess Peach, we should nickname her as Queen of Whore…
34. Wisdombook on October 17th, 2009 6:04 am
    

    Too hard to pronounce. We just know.
35. DudeOfDudes on October 17th, 2009 1:13 pm
    

    peach on daisy…HOT!
36. DudeOfDudes on October 17th, 2009 1:17 pm
    

    The dude who drew this, made peach look hotter than daisy…not nice dude, daisy screws weegee, so daisy is better…
37. fangsta on October 18th, 2009 6:59 pm
    

    ok is it just me or is halolz slowly turning into a hentai site i am not going back to this site for awhile
38. CURIOUS HEDGEHOG IS CURIOUS : Halolz on October 23rd, 2009 12:56 am
    

    […] this how Peach and Sonic hooked up in the first place? I don’t mean to SKIRT the issue, but this is beginning to PEEK my […]
39. saulomess on May 18th, 2010 7:44 am
    

    Lost, Mario! Peach is no longer a virgin.
40. darksonic1 on September 10th, 2012 8:16 pm
    

    Hmmm so i heard that you liked furries. Well done peace well done.

Feel free to leave a comment...
and oh, if you want a pic to show with your comment, go get a gravatar!