VANITY - Anything but the face!

Watch it bud, I want to look decent during my massive time in recovery.
By Shatterstrike, submitted by Lumanaru

VANITY – Anything but the face!

Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 15, 2009 · 11:56 PM

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Taiho 86p · 812 weeks ago

"Uh, there's something on your armor..."

"What? Like a bat? I hate bats, get it off me!"

"No, it's some kind of pink, glowy thingy"

"A pink bat? Get it off!"

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AuraMaster 107p · 812 weeks ago

I guess he doesn't want to get a prick in the face.

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3 replies · active 812 weeks ago

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Shawn Handyside 106p · 812 weeks ago

ZING!

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Rawr · 812 weeks ago

icwhatudidthar

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SGFAZ 34p · 812 weeks ago

Anyone reminded of Princy or whats-his-face in Super Punch-Out?
"Don't touch my beautiful, beautiful face. *punch* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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3 replies · active 812 weeks ago

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Daifuku 113p · 812 weeks ago

You mean Glass Jaw Joe? I think that's his name.

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SGFAZ 34p · 812 weeks ago

No, he was in a secret part of the game, only accessible by not losing in the other parts. Minor, Major, you get the idea.
Figured out his name, it's Narcis Prince.

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Acrazymonke 93p · 812 weeks ago

CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOMBO BREAKER

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TCC 105p · 812 weeks ago

... just one isn't really a combo... -.-

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Judgment 76p · 812 weeks ago

I thought acupuncture was supposed to be relaxing

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MrRaccoon 106p · 812 weeks ago

Now you ain't feelin' faaaaabulous now uh?!

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 812 weeks ago

He doesn't care about his other body parts than his head??
Man he must be some kind of face showoff in the waiting room...

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luigi 11792 44p · 784 weeks ago

OWWW!not spikes!

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BoardBreaker93 51p · 812 weeks ago

It looks more like he's covering his face from paparazzi cameras...."Get the F*** out of my face!"

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FoxyMayo 89p · 812 weeks ago

So maybe needles aren't supposed to hit his face... they didn't say anything about .322 rounds.

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MasqueNoMercy 96p · 812 weeks ago

not the face not the face!
::shoots the crotch::
AH! okay the face! the face!
::shoots the face::
ahh... thats better

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AuraMaster 107p · 812 weeks ago

This post reminds me of Evolution. (Didn't see it, but the quote looks familiar)

Guy 1: No, please, don't take my leg!
Guy 2: Wait, it looks like it's heading for his crotch.
Guy 1: O_O THE LEG! TAKE THE LEG!

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NoShoe4You 57p · 812 weeks ago

He needs to protect himself because if he does get shot in the face, he might end up looking like a recon.

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Daifuku 113p · 812 weeks ago

Then I might have to bite his face off...again... :3

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Daifuku 113p · 812 weeks ago

'Tis but a flesh wound...

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Miketuu 82p · 812 weeks ago

Bugger! (sniper) | I'll never shoot his helmet off at this rate! D:

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Acrazymonke 93p · 812 weeks ago

at least its not a recon

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Dr. Furry 73p · 812 weeks ago

hey, he couldnt get any worse

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deleted8824092 102p · 812 weeks ago

Sure it could. It can always be worse.

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CodePhoenix525 90p · 812 weeks ago

Yeah, like looking like a Recon.

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Jenkinsc37 · 812 weeks ago

Clever bastard, what an ingenious plan to hit on the hot nurses! DX

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errorer 42p · 812 weeks ago

"is that pink glowy thing a boner or are you just happy to see me?"

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RayzaB 56p · 812 weeks ago

I think if he has a needler to the crotch then there is not much hope for the hot nurses.

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Masterluigi452 · 812 weeks ago

He doesn't care about his other body parts than his head??
Man he must be some kind of face showoff in the waiting room

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Lumanaru · 812 weeks ago

I always wondered how she got this shot. Mine rarely turn out this funny.

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Masterluigi452 on October 16th, 2009 4:00 am

He doesn't care about his other body parts than his head??
Man he must be some kind of face showoff in the waiting room
Masterluigi452 on October 16th, 2009 4:00 am

He doesn't care about his other body parts than his head??
Man he must be some kind of face showoff in the waiting room…
Jenkinsc37 on October 16th, 2009 4:02 am

Clever bastard, what an ingenious plan to hit on the hot nurses! DX
Rogan on October 16th, 2009 4:15 am

hey, he couldnt get any worse
MrRaccoon on October 16th, 2009 4:15 am

Now you ain't feelin' faaaaabulous now uh?!
Acrazymonke on October 16th, 2009 4:22 am

at least its not a recon
AuraMaster on October 16th, 2009 4:31 am

I guess he doesn't want to get a prick in the face.
Miketuu on October 16th, 2009 5:01 am

Bugger! (sniper) | I'll never shoot his helmet off at this rate! D:
Lumanaru on October 16th, 2009 1:45 am

I always wondered how she got this shot. Mine rarely turn out this funny.
NoShoe4You on October 16th, 2009 8:24 am

He needs to protect himself because if he does get shot in the face, he might end up looking like a recon.
Taiho on October 16th, 2009 8:51 am

"Uh, there's something on your armor…"

"What? Like a bat? I hate bats, get it off me!"

"No, it's some kind of pink, glowy thingy"

"A pink bat? Get it off!"
SGFAZ on October 16th, 2009 10:35 am

Anyone reminded of Princy or whats-his-face in Super Punch-Out?
"Don't touch my beautiful, beautiful face. *punch* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
MasqueNoMercy on October 16th, 2009 2:08 pm

not the face not the face!
::shoots the crotch::
AH! okay the face! the face!
::shoots the face::
ahh… thats better
SGFAZ on October 16th, 2009 3:23 pm

No, he was in a secret part of the game, only accessible by not losing in the other parts. Minor, Major, you get the idea.
FoxyMayo on October 16th, 2009 6:48 pm

So maybe needles aren't supposed to hit his face… they didn't say anything about .322 rounds.
Daifuku on October 16th, 2009 3:06 pm

'Tis but a flesh wound…
BoardBreaker93 on October 16th, 2009 11:48 pm

It looks more like he's covering his face from paparazzi cameras…."Get the F*** out of my face!"
Judgment on October 17th, 2009 3:41 am

I thought acupuncture was supposed to be relaxing
jonnycrocker on April 30th, 2010 8:27 pm

OWWW!not spikes!