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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 13, 2009 · 5:58 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (184 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)
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In case you didn't go to youtube, here is the lyric that I got from the description of the video.

Have you met Toad?
Hes Princess Peach's PA
Just between us, I think he's definitely gay
You may not agree, but listen close and you'll see
He's very likely to be a big gay
(Big gay)

He shops for shoes like Aretha Franklin in a big hat store
He's a Judy idolizer, with facial moisturizer galore
(Gay gay gay gay gay)

He loves ballet
And he owns the Golden Girls on DVD
He went to seminary
Link says hes a fairy for sure
(And Link knows his fairies)

On the other hand, he may just be metro
Plenty of guys are goin' that way, today-ay
And if he's gay, we still would like
(Would like)
Would like
(Would like)
Him an-
(Him an-)
-y way!

That's my friend Toad,
So yeah he's definitely gay
It's not his fault, they cultivated him that way
He says that hes bi, we're pretty sure its a lie,
But either way a fungi, who says "haayy!"
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9 replies · active 782 weeks ago
Then... is toadette a lesbian?
I thinks someone's going to make a pic about that...
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3 replies · active 811 weeks ago
Inb4 this comic.
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4 replies · active 811 weeks ago
Rainbow Road isn't just a race track, you know.
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2 replies · active 793 weeks ago
That was FAAAABULOUS!
Thankfully a Brentalfloss video that doesn't feature close ups of his face for the majority of the thing.
Honestly what do we expect from something that looks like a little penis with a vest and appendages. I guess is Toad was in 'Bowser's Inside Story' it'd take on a whole new meaning, amirite? *nudge* *nudge* *wink* *wink*
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2 replies · active 812 weeks ago
"Mushroom, mushroom maan, (mushroom man, yeah)
I want to be, a mushroom man.
Mushroom, mushroom maan, (mushroom maan, yeah)
I want to be, a mushroom man!"
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2 replies · active 811 weeks ago
Nintendo does have a thing with... how do I put it?
Unusual, maybe even disturbing, characters?
Tingle makes me cringe.
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5 replies · active 811 weeks ago
If you were gay, it would be Okaay~
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3 replies · active 812 weeks ago
Since Shawn seems to be busy I'll post this just for the lolz
http://steffanic.deviantart.com/art/GM-81-Bullet-...
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3 replies · active 811 weeks ago
hmm... im inclined to think this is false. Toad does tend to spend quit alot of time in peach's wizard sleeve
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3 replies · active 811 weeks ago
Don't bash me for copying Captain Obvious, but homosexuals are gay.
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3 replies · active 811 weeks ago
HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN!
Link really does know his fairies!
...HEY! LISTEN!
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2 replies · active 812 weeks ago
He's wearing a Velour vest and prances about like a kid in a candy store. I'm surprised nobody noticed it before.
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2 replies · active 811 weeks ago
Is this why peach uses toad as defence in SSB =O
Falcon TOAD!
or, toaduken!
Peach used gay! I mean toad! It's super effective!

etc etc.
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If someone doesn't kill Brentalfloss in one hour, I'm blowing up a hospital. I shit you not.
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5 replies · active 811 weeks ago
Sure Toad may be gay, but he has one big secret that almost nobody knows.
Here is the link.
Prepare yourself...
http://masterluigi452.deviantart.com/art/Toad-136...
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2 replies · active 811 weeks ago
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ROFLFawful · 812 weeks ago

Toad raping me. ;-;
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...Can a fungus even be gay?
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4 replies · active 811 weeks ago
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MahJohnson · 811 weeks ago

This video is gay.
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Heeeeeey!!!
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That was FAAAABULOUS!
Thankfully a Brentalfloss video that doesn't feature close ups of his face for the majority of the thing.
Honestly what do we expect from something that looks like a little penis with a vest and appendages. I guess is Toad was in 'Bowser's Inside Story' it'd take on a whole new meaning, amirite?
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That was FAAAABULOUS!
Thankfully a Brentalfloss video that doesn't feature close ups of his face for the majority of the thing.
Honestly what do we expect from something that looks like a little penis with a vest and appendages. I guess is Toad was in 'Bowser's Inside Story' it'd take on a whole new meaning, amirite? *nudge* *nudge* *wink* *wink*
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I'd tap that.
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Aaron Hong · 811 weeks ago

Well, there IS that one song where Bowser keeps bringing up KY...
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Turkeydipking · 812 weeks ago

I always knew something was wrong with him.......
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Heeeeeey!!!
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I really dislike brentalfloss, but i do respect him for at least TRYING to be funny. so, i'm gonna 3/5 this.
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2 replies · active 810 weeks ago
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MahJohnson · 811 weeks ago

This video is gay.
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!@##$#%$%^%&^* · 812 weeks ago

"I HAVE FURY!" - Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
"Your lives that I spit on are but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!" - Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
"So! The fink-rats come at last!" - Mario & Luigi" Superstar Saga
"I am waiting like an elevator." - Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
"Red and green put the fog of rage in my eyes and my mind goes crazy!" - Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
"I WILL HAVE FURY! I LAUGH AT DEFEAT! I FIGHT WITH RAGE! I HURT YOUR FACES!" - Mario & Luigi" Partners in Time
"I HAVE CHORTLES!" - Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
"A WINNER IS YOU!" - Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
"Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless." - Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
"I HAVE FAWFUL!" - Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
"Fawful is on the cozy couch, sipping tea that laughs at you!" - Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
"All who resist will be beat like naughty little eggs!" - Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
"Oh, I am feeling the power! It high-fives Fawful's face!" - Mario & Luigi Bowser's Inside Story
"Now a Midbus battle will unfold like an angry dip of many layers on the chips of wildest hopes!" - Mario & Luigi Bowser's Inside Story
"I have... DARKNESS!" - Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
"SUPER PEACH'S CASTLE OF FURY!" - Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story

I think the above quotes are funnier. Fawful wins.
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4 replies · active 811 weeks ago
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Gorillaman · 812 weeks ago

Gay.
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