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THANK GOODNESS! THOSE REDS DIDN’T FIND WHERE WE STASHED THE PORN!

Don’t worry the porn…er…”intel” is safe! Yep! They didn’t find our secret “intel!”
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 18, 2009 · 12:37 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (196 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)
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Paranoia, PC, Playstation, Secret Items, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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That must be some good shit if they are willing to risk their lives for it.
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2 replies · active 814 weeks ago
So that explains the stains in the intel room
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Tell me, did anyone kill a RED pervert on the way here? No?
Then we still have a problem.
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3 replies · active 814 weeks ago
Yo Scout, I know you're fapping, and Imma let you finish, but your mother was the BEST SCORE OF ALL TIME!
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2 replies · active 814 weeks ago
"Oh, yes, about that... I trew your porn away and put sandviches in there, I hope you don't mind"
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2 replies · active 814 weeks ago
"I don't see why scout is worried about naughty briefcase. In mother Russia we have thing called internet."
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2 replies · active 811 weeks ago
Scout should just hope that the 'mayonnaise' keeping some of the pages stuck together is from a sandvich.
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LOL, they still use printed porn! what noobs! :D
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2 replies · active 814 weeks ago
Yeah, I don't know why the reds would be after that suitcase. It's probably filled with porn starring that old lady that speaks over the loudspeaker during matches... *twitches in disgust*
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Porns so important to them cause the only chick there is Pyro and she wont give out (alternate punchline, but shes flaming)
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We won't let the Red teamses take our preciousssssss stash of porn.
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By mean of porn, you mean the pictures of Scout's mom and the Red Spy right?
The picture itself came from Meet The Spy.
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2 replies · active 815 weeks ago
Before someone else says it: "This Heavy is a Spy!"... Blabla..

The Scouts expression looks like he wants to see some videos of the red spys mom!
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I like expression on heavys face It looks like he is thinking that the scout really needs to get a girlfriend
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2 replies · active 815 weeks ago
Perhaps this is where the Blue Spy unearthed the scandalous photographs featuring the Red Spy and the Blue Scout's mother? Heavy is a Russian, after all; I'm sure he's drawn to all things red.
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3 replies · active 815 weeks ago
Perhaps this is where the Spy discovered pictures featuring Red Spy and Scout's mother?
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Take a good look at the Heavy's right arm. Notice the positioning...
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2 replies · active 814 weeks ago

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