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Doctor… Are there sanviches in heaven?

Hold me close doktor! …The light, she is so beeuteeful!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 16, 2009 · 5:27 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (615 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)
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Best Friends 4-Eva, Heavy Weapons, PC, Playstation, Spiritual Enlightenment, Team Fortress 2, Teamwork, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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Medic: -crying- That light at the end of a long tunnel. It is a refrigerator light, and it is full of all the sandviches you could ever want. Heavy: Mmmm... sand... viches... -dies-
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Not in cruelty, not in wrath, the Reaper came today. An Angel visited this BLU path, and took Sandvich away.
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Tell tiny Tim I wont be coming home this christmas...
*coughs*
Tell Scarlet I DO give a damn!
*coughs into Medics face*
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"There are Sandviches... and you will be Ubercharged for longer than you can imangine. Now sleep, I will be there too after I send these dumkopfs to be your target practice!"
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I cried T.T
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Now the Medic goes on an epic kill-fest action packed feature-length film to kill the person responsible for Heavy's death. It's an award winning war movie, you should see it.
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"Stay with me heavy! Don't let death outsmarth you!
"Please... tell Sasha... I love her... and tell... the scout... he's... a fucking idiot..."
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I spy a BLU bomb headed their way!
Heavy, I guess both of you will find out soon enough.
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happy ending (the rest of the team shows up and saves them) YAY
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"Gary Jule's 'Mad World' plays in background*
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OMG!!
This topped Meet The Spy!!!
MrRaccoon, you know the icon!!
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3 replies · active 721 weeks ago
For this picture, I'd hear explosions going off with the "din of war" sound.
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Sandvich is credit to team. This picture is credit to awesome.
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DinosaurPirate · 808 weeks ago

I don't think putting some text on something makes it yours.
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if i was the medic i would be shouting at the heavy that he can't go yet and it isn't his time.
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Very, very epic.
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*"Mad World" plays in background*
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This Pic is actually really good. Very well made. ^_^
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HOLY SHIT! MEET THE SPY HAS BEEN DETHRONED! CAPSLOCK!!!!1!!
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"Get up Dunkoff and eat the damn sanvich in your pocket!!"
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Lol this remembers me to the Call of duty 4 ending, where Griggs tries to save Soap, and Griggs get killed, LULZ.
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this deserves a four in humor. AND A FIVE IN BADASSNESS! you can tell that cause i used caps.
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This was epic, i love it...
also
IN THE NEW TEAM FORTRESS 2 UPDATE NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT..(i used shift, dont fucking judge)

Heavies can now drop sandviches,
drop them using alt+fire.
Other players can pick the sandvich up and gain health.
Valve really wised up.

FIRST AID OVER HERE.
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; ~ ; So Beautiful.
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Good night, sweet prince: may flights of Medics guide thee to thy rest.
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There are only PANCAKES. </meme>
And the picure is by DinosaurPirate, of Facepunch. Credit is credit to team! <a href="http://bit.ly/BXYQO" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/BXYQO (A Medic's Guilt)
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(insert ending for COD 4 here)
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2 replies · active 751 weeks ago
He'll just respawn right?

It beat MTS! OH MY GOOOOOSH.
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Sheeeeeeeeeeee-it. This topped the Spy one!

There are sandviches in heaven. And no-one ever touches Sasha.
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fucking epic
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either a touching scene...or THAT HEAVY IS A SPY! WATCH OUT MEDIC!
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Goldcrusader · 814 weeks ago

My favorite Halolz submission.
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i really like this one.....
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Then again...is there a way someone who has killed so much can go to heaven? Better ask if there's any sanviches in hell :P
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Sadly, a blutsauger won't help against a sticky and two pipe bombs :(
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Sadly, a blutsauger won't help against a sticky and two pipe bombs :(
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blutsauger now has -2 heath degen...
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