And here I thought Luigi was the younger brother! Little did I know he has existed since the beginning of time!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 15, 2009 · 9:31 PM
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And then Falcon said: Show me your moves!
Wait… how is Falcon here when Luigi is the only thing in existence? *ponder*
And nobody noticed.
But no one pays attention to him so it doesn't really matter.
Can you see that shining light in the horizon?
That's a falcon punch! When the nothingness was just going to explote… now we know what was it made of
3/5, got a snicker.
BUT
Before the beginning, there was only Falcon.
He had to take a piss, so at the beginning Luigi got his two seconds of fame, until after the beginning in which case Falcon came back.
And didn't pay attention to Weegee.
This proves Luigi was being ignored since the start of time
And the Almighty Falcon said "Let there be something worth paying attention to!" Then Falcon created Mario. He saw that this and it was good. He then declared "HYES!"
I knew there would be remarks about the church of falcon here, lol this must throw the whole thing for a loop
And then Falcon said:
"Show me your moves" And the Luigi exploded.
Someone should make a new pic like this but have it go along with the Falconology belief and have Falcon punching and that flare in the back ground be the connecting point of his fist.
Someone should make a new pic like this but have it go along with the Falconology belief and have Falcon doing his Falcon Punch and that flare in the back ground be the connecting point of his fist.
The reason for this is Falcon made the universe but nothing was in it. Feeling that it was empty he decided to fill it with lifeforms that would worship him, and lugi was the first one he made. Thats why their was nothing in the begining their was nothing, its because falcon didn't make any thing yet.
I submit something good, and we get this? =/
But not even Falcon paid attention to weegee so Falcon made the entire universe.
Response:
http://failolz.deviantart.com/art/In-the-beginnin…
And the Lord said: "FALCON PUNCH!"
And there was.
*puts on monocle and affected Euro-historian accent*
Luigi has existed since the dawn of time. However, little-to-no attention has been payed to this phenomenon, and we only recently discovered his existence, in 1985.
Maybe Luigi created Falcon & Wolf, but both didn't pay attention to Weegee, so the one gone good, the other evil!
Not many followers know this, but a mysterious man in green does pop up in the Piodra de falco from time to time, e never sticks in anyones memory of the events and is ignore. We at the church believe him to be a myth, or at least not signifigant enough to warrent a glance.
Am I the only one to remember this???
http://www.halolz.com/2008/02/28/on-the-eighth-da…
No wonder Luigi is the best for me!
Soo…wait a sec. Wouldn't this make Luigi the equivalent of Adam?
meh, leave it. Afterall, is not like anybody else will get it