NOW… you’re thinkin’ with portals!

114 Comments

1. chaoswolf64 on September 13th, 2009 8:16 pm
   

   Ness's head = Portal?
2. Imaginarydud on September 13th, 2009 8:17 pm
   

   Looks like Samus found out when speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.
3. BlueChameleon on September 13th, 2009 8:24 pm
   

   "WELL DONE METROID. The enrichment center once again reminds you that Norfair is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance."
4. MrRaccoon on September 13th, 2009 8:31 pm
   

   Motherbrain + GLaDOS = horrible and deadly RESULTS!
   In this game the companion cube was changed for a companion ball… YOU'RE THE COMPANION BALL!
5. TheAceOfSkulls on September 13th, 2009 8:53 pm
   

   If you look at the picture again, you will realize that this is further proof that Samus cannot leave anywhere without an explosion. Can you imagine how much the clerks at her favorite stores must feel when she comes in?
6. Cypher on September 13th, 2009 8:55 pm
   

   It seems Samus is getting the hang of the new Portal Gun attachment to her arsenal..
7. Link_09 on September 13th, 2009 9:39 pm
   

   *INSERT PORTAL JOKE HERE*
   also your fucking cake is a lie jokes aren't allowed.
8. kirbyownsyou97 on September 13th, 2009 9:59 pm
   

   i c wut u did thar
9. Badonk on September 13th, 2009 11:50 pm
   

   *sings song about how Ridley is still alive*
10. Daifuku on September 13th, 2009 11:57 pm
    

    This is a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    Huge Success!!!
11. Colonel_Obvious on September 14th, 2009 12:11 am
    

    http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Portal_(game)
    I couldn't pick just one D:
    ~*~
    FIRST!!!!
12. Masterluigi452 on September 14th, 2009 12:37 am
    

    Nice use of Samus's attack!!
    Very impressive!!
13. Roflcopter419 on September 14th, 2009 12:37 am
    

    "Due to mandatory scheduled maintenance, the appropriate chamber for this testing sequence is currently unavailable. It has been replaced with a test chamber for energy sucking parasites. The enrichment center apologizes for the inconvenience and wishes you the best of luck."
14. BurnoutSpartan on September 14th, 2009 12:45 am
    

    Due to mandatory scheduled maintenance, the appropriate chamber for this testing sequence is currently unavailable. It has been replaced with a live fire course designed for Space Pirates. The enrichment center apologizes for the inconvenience and wishes you the best of luck.
15. Tenck on September 14th, 2009 1:08 am
    

    Go ahead and leave me…
    I think I prefer, to stay, inside.
    Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
    Maybe the Metroids!
    That was a joke, haha, fat chance!
16. Nick Soapdish on September 14th, 2009 1:36 am
    

    Using Ness as a portal?
    Hopefully that's the first and last time she enters a young boy.
17. NoShoe4You on September 14th, 2009 2:14 am
    

    http://www.halolz.com/2008/06/26/screee-jello-met…

    Because jello is the new cake.
18. Acrazymonke on September 14th, 2009 3:12 am
    

    now we need a falcon punch going one and coming out the other
    and if we feel like it hitting wolf
19. ThePinkSpartan on September 14th, 2009 6:38 am
    

    Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals.

    In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out. BONK!
20. Barrack O-HUDDA on September 14th, 2009 8:48 am
    

    oh dear god guys thanks for the comments. i lol'd at many.. 8D i appreciate it!
21. Deadalive on September 14th, 2009 10:06 am
    

    Has anyone of you seen that SAMUS USED SPEEDLINES!
    Seemed to be effective.

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