Why I Don’t Have a Girlfriend : HALOLZ

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Ryu Bonkosi 98p · 811 weeks ago

If a rogue could get a girlfriend, he would do her from behind...

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Cypher 71p · 811 weeks ago

My Level 80 Paladin has no time for petty things like girlfriends.

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Taiho 86p · 811 weeks ago

You forgot "I play a female character in hopes of even meeting women even though they are most likely also men pretending to be women"

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 811 weeks ago

It's also because their pickup lines of "Let me stun you with my hammer of justice for 3 seconds.", "My devotion aura has you in its radius baby." and "Gonna use 'lay on hands' on you." just don't work.
Most awkward is when they are then hit with rejection they try and bubble and hearth. Unfortunately a bubble only protects them from physical damage....

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Xyonas 49p · 811 weeks ago

I can tell you that Priests rarely get any action. Its like they think we can't do it or something.

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Techercizer 66p · 811 weeks ago

Oh darn; there isn't a "donated my genitals to science" category.

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kirbyownsyou97 63p · 811 weeks ago

i dont have anyhing witty, so i'm just going to say i lol'd..........
inb4theniserious'd

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BurnoutSpartan 83p · 811 weeks ago

The red section of the pie chart looks like a red Pacman. Two video game references FTW!!

Im never getting laid again arent I?

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Ataeru 91p · 811 weeks ago

what if and this is only an IF, but what if a lv.80 paladin has a IRL girlfriend 0_o

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Mythrrinthael 83p · 735 weeks ago

i think this is a short of right...
but im only lvl 120 Paladin...
joking!

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Onslaught335 31p · 776 weeks ago

Lmao...It's probably true

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ayanleman · 811 weeks ago

feh! i've been married for 12 years and i'm a level 16 shaman! i guess i'll have to quit at 79.

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kirbyownsyou97 63p · 811 weeks ago

this passed meet the spy :/

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ThePinkSpartan 80p · 811 weeks ago

Sounds like my brother-in-law.

Sounds -exactly- like my brother-in-law.

Oh yeah, I gots married. :3

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 811 weeks ago

Wow...
I fit in green and orange.
It is accurate!

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CapnMacMillan 50p · 811 weeks ago

You forgot to add the percentage of "all the kids at my school are total dicks". *blows brains out*

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Badonk 105p · 811 weeks ago

Lies! I know a level 80 paly who has a girlfriend! that is profiling and i find this classist. .

Priests and warlocks also have no girlfriends.

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CapnJakeBob 85p · 811 weeks ago

I'm a combination of the purple and orange.

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 811 weeks ago

I'm somewhere between the orange, green, and purple.

And I will be that way until I end up resembling Steve Carell.

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Judgment 76p · 811 weeks ago

Sadly im the entire chart

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Button 22p · 811 weeks ago

Its kinda sad but i think that im all of them

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BlueChameleon 92p · 811 weeks ago

There'll be another rapidly growing sector soon.
'I'm a Level 85 Paladin'

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NoShoe4You 57p · 811 weeks ago

Isn't the blue category the exact opposite of the red?

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Tenck 72p · 811 weeks ago

HA! Shaman for the win!
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wait a sec, I don't have a Girlfriend either...damnit!

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xGRiMx 51p · 811 weeks ago

this is the first submission that made me sad..because i have a level 80 paladin and i don't have a girlfriend. D:

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sorin255 58p · 811 weeks ago

the smaller areas are bigger for me, but yeah this kinda works
i play a druid though so you'd think that'd be a plus... we -are- flexible... and we can be animals too...

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MrRaccoon 106p · 811 weeks ago

I do believe I've been in the purple one for 3 months

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so very true · 684 weeks ago

most of them are more into the lesbian thing now, that is why it so hard to meet one. not my fault . straight men like us are still looking to meet a normal one, if there are any.

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Sarukin · 810 weeks ago

Story of my life. x3

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Nick Soapdish · 811 weeks ago

It's also because their pickup lines of "Let me stun you with my hammer of justice for 3 seconds", "My devotion aura has you in its radius baby" and "Gonna use 'lay on hands' on you" just don't work.
Most awkward is when they are then hit with rejection they try and bubble and hearth. Unfortunately a bubble only protects them from physical damage....

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Nick Soapdish · 811 weeks ago

It's also because their pickup lines of "I can stun you with my 'hammer' of justice for 3 seconds", "My devotion aura has you in its radius baby" and "let me use 'lay on hands' on you" just don't work.
Most awkward is when they are then hit with rejection they try and bubble and hearth. Unfortunately a bubble only protects them from physical damage....

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Nick Soapdish · 811 weeks ago

It's also because their pickup lines of "Let me stun you with my hammer of justice for 3 seconds", "My devotion aura has you in its radius baby" and "let me use 'lay on hands' on you" just don't work.
Most awkward is when they are then hit with rejection they try and bubble and hearth. Unfortunately a bubble only protects them from physical damage....

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