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Why I Don’t Have a Girlfriend

Accurate pie chart is accurate! Everyone knows chicks dig Warlocks!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 30, 2009 · 2:02 PM 
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If a rogue could get a girlfriend, he would do her from behind...
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10 replies · active 810 weeks ago
My Level 80 Paladin has no time for petty things like girlfriends.
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3 replies · active 810 weeks ago
You forgot "I play a female character in hopes of even meeting women even though they are most likely also men pretending to be women"
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3 replies · active 810 weeks ago
It's also because their pickup lines of "Let me stun you with my hammer of justice for 3 seconds.", "My devotion aura has you in its radius baby." and "Gonna use 'lay on hands' on you." just don't work.
Most awkward is when they are then hit with rejection they try and bubble and hearth. Unfortunately a bubble only protects them from physical damage....
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10 replies · active 810 weeks ago
I can tell you that Priests rarely get any action. Its like they think we can't do it or something.
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3 replies · active 810 weeks ago
Oh darn; there isn't a "donated my genitals to science" category.
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i dont have anyhing witty, so i'm just going to say i lol'd..........
inb4theniserious'd
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The red section of the pie chart looks like a red Pacman. Two video game references FTW!!

Im never getting laid again arent I?
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6 replies · active 810 weeks ago
what if and this is only an IF, but what if a lv.80 paladin has a IRL girlfriend 0_o
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5 replies · active 810 weeks ago
i think this is a short of right...
but im only lvl 120 Paladin...
joking!
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Lmao...It's probably true
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ayanleman · 810 weeks ago

feh! i've been married for 12 years and i'm a level 16 shaman! i guess i'll have to quit at 79.
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this passed meet the spy :/
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Sounds like my brother-in-law.

Sounds -exactly- like my brother-in-law.

Oh yeah, I gots married. :3
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3 replies · active 810 weeks ago
Wow...
I fit in green and orange.
It is accurate!
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You forgot to add the percentage of "all the kids at my school are total dicks". *blows brains out*
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Lies! I know a level 80 paly who has a girlfriend! that is profiling and i find this classist. .

Priests and warlocks also have no girlfriends.
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3 replies · active 810 weeks ago
I'm a combination of the purple and orange.
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I'm somewhere between the orange, green, and purple.

And I will be that way until I end up resembling Steve Carell.
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Sadly im the entire chart
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2 replies · active 810 weeks ago
Its kinda sad but i think that im all of them
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There'll be another rapidly growing sector soon.
'I'm a Level 85 Paladin'
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Isn't the blue category the exact opposite of the red?
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HA! Shaman for the win!
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wait a sec, I don't have a Girlfriend either...damnit!
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5 replies · active 810 weeks ago
this is the first submission that made me sad..because i have a level 80 paladin and i don't have a girlfriend. D:
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the smaller areas are bigger for me, but yeah this kinda works
i play a druid though so you'd think that'd be a plus... we -are- flexible... and we can be animals too...
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2 replies · active 810 weeks ago
I do believe I've been in the purple one for 3 months
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4 replies · active 801 weeks ago
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so very true · 684 weeks ago

most of them are more into the lesbian thing now, that is why it so hard to meet one. not my fault . straight men like us are still looking to meet a normal one, if there are any.
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Story of my life. x3
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It's also because their pickup lines of "Let me stun you with my hammer of justice for 3 seconds", "My devotion aura has you in its radius baby" and "Gonna use 'lay on hands' on you" just don't work.
Most awkward is when they are then hit with rejection they try and bubble and hearth. Unfortunately a bubble only protects them from physical damage....
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It's also because their pickup lines of "I can stun you with my 'hammer' of justice for 3 seconds", "My devotion aura has you in its radius baby" and "let me use 'lay on hands' on you" just don't work.
Most awkward is when they are then hit with rejection they try and bubble and hearth. Unfortunately a bubble only protects them from physical damage....
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It's also because their pickup lines of "Let me stun you with my hammer of justice for 3 seconds", "My devotion aura has you in its radius baby" and "let me use 'lay on hands' on you" just don't work.
Most awkward is when they are then hit with rejection they try and bubble and hearth. Unfortunately a bubble only protects them from physical damage....
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Ha! I beat the system! I am a 80 pally! an shes an 80 mage! *cackles into the night*
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Tureydipking · 804 weeks ago

Take that stupid graph! I has paladin, and i haz girlfriend!
or was it.....
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lol
G uy
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R eal
L ife
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Sir ELohEL · 806 weeks ago

LaughingOutLoud.
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Story of my life. x3
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SirLulzworth · 810 weeks ago

Wheres the "I never leave home" slice?
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Finally! All the reasons why I don't have a boyfriend!
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Heyyyy, at last a WoW joke which gave me laughs :3
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Oh OH!!! I get it now. He's a ret pally. Duh. Holy Pallies get all the girls.
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Idk, I have had a girlfriend for 14 months....and Im a level 76 Ultimatum Kichiro Kaisar.... I keep my nerdy life and my poersonal life seperate.
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i'm the girlfriend of a level 80 paladin
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Shammy_FTW · 810 weeks ago

Im a lvl 80 shammy so this doesn´t apply to me =P.
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This graph is too nice. Where's the "I have no social skills and instead of acting like a human being, I act like a complete tool" section?
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I have a level 80 paladin and no girlfriend... Does it still count even though I quit WoW months ago?
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3 replies · active 810 weeks ago
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RocketFetus · 810 weeks ago

AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH
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