This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you! Well, no that’s a lie… it’s going to hurt you WAAAAY more.
By Colleen Hoff
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 21, 2009 · 9:29 PM
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Categories: Bad Ideas, Bootylicious, Earthbound, F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Fists of Fury, Nintendo, Sneak Attack, Special Attacks, Super Smash Bros, Wii · Leave a comment (54 Comments) |
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knew there would be a falcon friday
captain falcon does it from behind.
THIRD
I'm not letting him do MY prostate exam *shudder*
captain falcon tries a new attack by going mage, presenting his new move FALCON FIST! its summons a pink monster of horrendous power that will… well we don't know, but its from captain falcon and no one questions his moves!
Falcon will regret after punching the ultimate chimara…
The chimera will soon say, "OH YES!"
Can't let you do that CAPTAIN FALCON!
Got a little Captain in You?
Uggg….Using the whole fist there Cap?
Bad news: It'll get stuck
Good news: You'll earn a new ability! FALCON CHIMERA MUNCH!
Don't worry, Ultimate Chimera; I'll Falcon Punch that nasty polyp into oblivion. Say hi to Black Bull, you cancerous bastard.
Chimairas face shows a… Unknown feeling!
he's gonna feel that in the morning…
~*~
FIRST!!!
TGIF Friday!
Good news everyone, Falcon Punches now come as suppositories! :D
Is it in yet?
I wonder what that chimera will look like after that!
He’ll look like Shawn Handyside shagging Chuck Norris. From behind.