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KUNG-POO - THE POO BASED KUNG-FU!*

When Jarate just isn’t enough… that’s when the Sniper has to resort to even more depraved tactics!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 20, 2009 · 7:51 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (216 votes, average: 4.01 out of 5)
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Disturbing, Foreign Object, Heavy Weapons, Kung-Fu, PC, Playstation, Poop Jokes, Secret Items, Serious Business, Special Attacks, Stinky, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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Oh, shit. Our asses are fucked now. I'd be really pissed if that happened to me in any game.
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2 replies · active 815 weeks ago
kung-poo would make the sniper the demoman and the pyro.the best 3 man combo. who would want to try and take on a group that can throw flaming explosive bags of shit at you
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2 replies · active 815 weeks ago
alternatively, the Pyro could light it up in front of the opposite teams base! :D
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Sniper has found: Master's Brown Belt
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gives new meaning to the term "brown bag special"...
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2 replies · active 815 weeks ago
Sniper Update: Jeet Kune poo! Thanks to a raging stomach virus the sniper has upgraded to the next belt of fecal arts. Watch as your enemy's cower (and Vomit) under the might of your Jeet Kune Poo!

New feature!: Jeet Kune Poo now has the ability to crit! This butt butter will make your target regret his choice of team while he regurgitates his stomach out
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It's the shit.
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truly the sniper is a master of the biological martial arts. I look forward to what he reveals next perhaps spit-jutsu? or maybe fart soo do? who knows only time will tell
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that poo is lame, i know better ones
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Ever heard of explosive projectile diarrhea?
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Shit-fisting has never been any more gross....assuming that it wasn't gross in the first place.
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I see Valve Software has no shortage of weapons based on scatological humor.
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The sniper is all "I HAVE THE POWER! ON MY PANTS!"
Anyway, it's the same company that sells sham-poo, right?
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And what happens if he gets constipated? He would be powerless!
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Hey I saw this on Michael and Michael Have Issues the other night :D
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Had to DIGG this one... thought it came out really well!
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2 replies · active 815 weeks ago
<a href="http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/f/fb/Sniper_cheers07...." target="_blank">http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/f/fb/Sniper_cheers07....
"DOO-DIE!" :B
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2 replies · active 815 weeks ago
I swear I've seen this before...
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This could be a trouble...
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I'll just leave this here.

http://www.fpsbanana.com/skins/66026
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2 replies · active 815 weeks ago
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Anonymouse · 815 weeks ago

I totally thought this was real until I saw the disclaimer at the bottom
lol
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I like how it's says "Made in New Zealand" but it has a picture of Australia.
New Zealand is unaffiliated with Australia and is part of the Oceanic Islands if I remember correctly.
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2 replies · active 815 weeks ago
oh crap.

I see that there is a new feature. "You might also like...."
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2 replies · active 815 weeks ago
The spy should be BLU not RED!
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3 replies · active 815 weeks ago
Only $5? At last, Leo, you're becoming a crafty consumer!

I'LL TAKE 8!
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2 replies · active 815 weeks ago
<a href="http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/f/fb/Sniper_cheers07...." target="_blank">http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/f/fb/Sniper_cheers07....
"DOO-DAY!" :B
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Woot! 1st! hail teh nubs!

Now that that's out the way, I will continue with my actual comment.....
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3 replies · active 815 weeks ago
New Zealand is entirely separate to Australia. I'm sure both Aussies like me and New Zealanders would be offended by this. Oh well all in good fun lol. Keep up the good work.
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New Zealand is entirely separate to Australia. I'm sure both Aussies like me and New Zealanders would be offended by this. Oh well all in good fun lol. Keep up the good work.
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FloppyToast · 815 weeks ago

Haha that's good. But why is there Australia when it clearly says New Zealand?
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Magnalian · 815 weeks ago

Wow, had to think of this as soon as I saw it: http://superkusokao.deviantart.com/art/TF2-Poorat...
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MercenaryBlue · 815 weeks ago

Kung-Poo? Thats it! I hate those darned aussies bastards. I Quit!
-Spy
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Where have I seen this before?... Aah, yes...
http://www.ubercharged.net/2009/06/11/lunchbag-fu...
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2 replies · active 815 weeks ago
Do not want! Do not get either =/
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