Lukmuxik offered this follow-up to last week’s Church of Falcon submission! Who knew a huge body of water had such moves?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 14, 2009 · 10:09 PM
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Categories: Bad Grammer, Church of Falcon, F-Zero, Nintendo, Spiritual Enlightenment, Super Smash Bros, The Great Outdoors, Under the Sea · Leave a comment (192 Comments) |
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
I've come to a known fact about all these Church of Falcon posts.
I laugh= I'm going to go to Hell
Another epic Falcon Bible right there!!!
Hands down!!
*allowed
So, would Moses be Falco? I'm not as wise in the ways of the Great Falcon as some on this site are.
And Moses made it into the promised land. Then, Moses' people began to start worshiping other brawlers. The Great Falcon wasn't pleased. So then, the Great Almighty Falcon made the slaves stay there for 40 years being traumatized by Lvl 9 Donkey Kongs. And it was good.
Needs moar Falcon
But epic nonetheless (sp?)
But where are my plagues? I need plagues to show the Almighty's fury!
And the pharaon Wolf
The pharaoh, who did not keep his end of the bargain, tried to not let them do that. The almighty Falcon punished him for his betrayal by closing the Red Sea on him and his army once all of Moses' followers had crossed. It came on him like a thousand Falcon Punches. Rumor has it that the pharaoh's last words were "I CAN'T LOSE!"
I say…. WE PARTY!
Still overdone.
Yaaaaaaaaawn.
TEH EPICNESS MAKES MY EYES BLEED!!!!!!!!
5/5
We need to keep the Falcon Book pure and untainted. I propose a falcon enclave to preside over new editions to the word of falcon.
This picture fails to show the true glory of the story, the giant flaming vortex created by a falcon kick…
Not if you embrace the falcon as your true lord and savior
Sorry, but I'm just sideline person in watching this…Can't really say anything bad or anything to add to it.
I gotta say its kinda underwhelming, bad photoshop, writing, and layout. Plz leave the church of falcon stuff to Mr.Raccoon, Badonk and the rest of the pros
Are you, perhaps, preventing someone from doing that?
Ahem, I believe we have a Wolfist here!
OMFG Finally 69!
Gawd how long have I been waiting for this???
Forgot the date, but I do know that it's time for Luigi 69!
The target: obviously Daisy.
Now, how do I reach Sarasaland again??
some of you may not agree with me but I also feel isnt a part of the church of falcon's canon so the only reasonable conclusion here is that this is plot by wolf in a fail attempt
to croupt the church with in its own domain
Bad Church of Falcon sub is bad >:I
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FIRST!!!!
When is somebody going to make a falcon punch energy drink?
YOU ALL WILL PAY FOR YOUR LOVE OF THE FALCON! JOIN ME! YOU CAN BECOME ALL POWERFUL AND SPAMMY LIKE ME!
very delicious cake.