Badonk and Mr.Raccoon teamed up to make this epic Church of Falcon submission!
When will the Church of Falcon actually start up? Soon, now that we have a new server!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 7, 2009 · 7:18 PM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
Awesome.
And what asshole keeps voting lower than 5 within seconds of a new picture? Dickhead.
Oh and also here is a high Def version
http://badonk.deviantart.com/art/YES-132528167
And a Wallpaper of it
http://badonk.deviantart.com/art/YES-wallpaper-13…
"Is that what you wish my Lord?"
No Moses, he's just pulling your leg. The Falcon enjoys such pranks in addition to burying dinosaur fossils in the ground.
That book of Goro must be pretty epic…
Oh god I can't stop laughing…it's so damn epic… I 5'd.
YES!
Coming next: Noah has to build a giant Blue Falcon to save the animals from 40 days and 40 nights of Falcon punches.
Soon… soon, our religion will be complete.
YES!
I think we need to create a "Church of Falcon" tag.
We also need to give it a better name; how about "Falconianism" or something like that?
Holy Shit Shawn worked fast today i just sent this in an hour ago :D
If you wish to join the church of falcon you must first baptize thy self, do this my children by washing the grime from thy body's. Then recite the Prayer of the falcon
Our Falcon
Who art in halolz
awesome be thy moves
Thy meme has come, thy pose be done
on earth as it is in halolz
give us this day our Falcon punch
and show us your moves
as we show our moves to those against us
lead us not into mudkipz
but deliver us from star wolf
for thine is the coolness
and the lolz
and the glory
for ever and ever
Yes
When turn to thy nearest fellow human being, and strike at them with the most holy of Falcon Punches.
Holy Shit Shawn worked fast today i just sent this in an hour ago :D
If you wish to join the church of falcon you must first baptize thy self, do this my children by washing the grime from thy body's. Then recite the Prayer of the falcon
Our Falcon
Who art in halolz
awesome be thy moves
Thy meme has come, thy pose be done
on earth as it is in halolz
give us this day our Falcon punch
and show us your moves
as we show our moves to those against us
lead us not into mudkipz
but deliver us from star wolf
for thine is the coolness
and the lolz
and the glory
for ever and ever
Yes
Then turn to thy nearest fellow human being, and strike at them with the most holy of Falcon Punches.
He saw their moves and he saw that they were good.
The "YIE" hing was a nice touch.
The "YIE" thing was a nice touch.
Badonk AND Mr.Raccoon made this? The epicness of this is off the scale.
Members, it is time for the Call to Worship or the Call to Falcon:
Leader: Oh Great Falcon, save us from all of the times we did not allow someone to do that.
All: Save us Falcon!
Leader: Forgive us, for when you tell us to show our moves, we do not.
All: Save us Falcon!
Leader: Give us the strength to stay away from the mudkipz and all other thing that don't please you.
All: Save us Falcon!
Leader: As as we go today, give us the power of the Falcon Punch as we spread the word of the mighty Falcon.
All: YES!!!!
This is all so ridiculous… Dangerously Awesome, but still very ridiculous.
I can't think of enough words to say how epic this picture is.
Also, PRAISE FALCON
Man, I can't believe this one got posted the same day it was send! Goddamnit! :D
YES! I'm the only one who can swear to him! >:)
You sir need to change avatar. Cpt. Falcon will never accept you into his church with that avatar.
Show your moves salute is right and proper
I'm working on a secret project that is related with Church of Cpt. Falcon.
Don't worry, it won't appose our only god Cpt. Falcon.
However, I am not good with Photoshop, so it will be hand drawn.
Is it okay for Halolz??
Comment!
Who the fuck is lowering the rate of this awsomness??
This should be rated OVER 9000!!!
FIND THOSE NON-BELIEVER AND FALCON PUNCH THEM 100 TIMES!!!
so who is the Messiah
Falco or Kirby?
Where are the Wolfism submissions at? As a baby-eating, granny-punching disciple of darkness, I am distraught by the overall lack of support for evil here!
yes as soon as we get our church of captain falcon tag
But wait without the leek…Oh I see what you did there.
Song time!
Open the skies, Captain Falcon;
Won't you open the skies where thou art?
I'll show you my moves
I'll show you my moves
Open the skies, Captain Falcon;
Won't you open the skies where thou art?
I'll show you my moves
I'll show you my moves
To see you Falcon Punching bums
Leading on in Mute City's racetrack
We cry "Yes!" out of our slums
Wolf cannot stop you from doing that
(repeat)
Lyrics (c) AuraMaster
Its probably wolf being punted from the heavens.
Wow, it seems that Badonk and Mr. Raccoon are the messengers of the great Falcon.
Judas
CAPTAIN FALCON IS A GOD!!!
it must be gone for great lolz XD
I think wolf may be intercepting some people that want to vote 5 and not letting them do that…
WIN XD
… Am I the only one who sees the glasses of the single most hot blooded person who ever lived on those bushes? Because I could see the Captain having the punch that pierces the heavens.
that is to say cue
200+ comments on a single page. O_o
And ~175 replies.
Yaaaaaaaaaaawn.
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