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“AS THE BUSH BURNED ITSELF, THE VOICE OF THE FALCON SHOOK THE EARTH. GUIDE MY FOLLOWERS TO THE PROMISE LAND OF MUTE CITY, WHERE THEY SHALL SHOW ME THEIR MOVES”. MOSES ASKED: IS THIS WHAT YOU WISH MY LORD? ONCE MORE THE GROUND SHOOK. YES! -BOOK OF GORO 4:32 (YIE)

Badonk and Mr.Raccoon teamed up to make this epic Church of Falcon submission!
When will the Church of Falcon actually start up? Soon, now that we have a new server!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 7, 2009 · 7:18 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (322 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5)
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Holy Shit Shawn worked fast today i just sent this in an hour ago :D

If you wish to join the church of falcon you must first baptize thy self, do this my children by washing the grime from thy body's. Then recite the Prayer of the falcon

Our Falcon
Who art in halolz
awesome be thy moves
Thy meme has come, thy pose be done
on earth as it is in halolz
give us this day our Falcon punch
and show us your moves
as we show our moves to those against us
lead us not into mudkipz
but deliver us from star wolf
for thine is the coolness
and the lolz
and the glory
for ever and ever
Yes

Then turn to thy nearest fellow human being, and strike at them with the most holy of Falcon Punches.
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53 replies · active 821 weeks ago
The "YIE" thing was a nice touch.
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7 replies · active 821 weeks ago
He saw their moves and he saw that they were good.
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2 replies · active 821 weeks ago
Coming next: Noah has to build a giant Blue Falcon to save the animals from 40 days and 40 nights of Falcon punches.
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2 replies · active 807 weeks ago
This is all so ridiculous... Dangerously Awesome, but still very ridiculous.
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4 replies · active 821 weeks ago
Members, it is time for the Call to Worship or the Call to Falcon:

Leader: Oh Great Falcon, save us from all of the times we did not allow someone to do that.
All: Save us Falcon!
Leader: Forgive us, for when you tell us to show our moves, we do not.
All: Save us Falcon!
Leader: Give us the strength to stay away from the mudkipz and all other thing that don't please you.
All: Save us Falcon!
Leader: As as we go today, give us the power of the Falcon Punch as we spread the word of the mighty Falcon.
All: YES!!!!
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Man, I can't believe this one got posted the same day it was send! Goddamnit! :D
YES! I'm the only one who can swear to him! >:)
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2 replies · active 821 weeks ago
Song time!

Open the skies, Captain Falcon;
Won't you open the skies where thou art?
I'll show you my moves
I'll show you my moves

Open the skies, Captain Falcon;
Won't you open the skies where thou art?
I'll show you my moves
I'll show you my moves

To see you Falcon Punching bums
Leading on in Mute City's racetrack
We cry "Yes!" out of our slums
Wolf cannot stop you from doing that

(repeat)

Lyrics (c) AuraMaster
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I think wolf may be intercepting some people that want to vote 5 and not letting them do that...
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Wow, it seems that Badonk and Mr. Raccoon are the messengers of the great Falcon.
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so who is the Messiah
Falco or Kirby?
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9 replies · active 821 weeks ago
Who the fuck is lowering the rate of this awsomness??
This should be rated OVER 9000!!!
FIND THOSE NON-BELIEVER AND FALCON PUNCH THEM 100 TIMES!!!
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4 replies · active 821 weeks ago
I'm working on a secret project that is related with Church of Cpt. Falcon.
Don't worry, it won't appose our only god Cpt. Falcon.
However, I am not good with Photoshop, so it will be hand drawn.
Is it okay for Halolz??
Comment!
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2 replies · active 821 weeks ago
Badonk AND Mr.Raccoon made this? The epicness of this is off the scale.
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2 replies · active 821 weeks ago
I think we need to create a "Church of Falcon" tag.

We also need to give it a better name; how about "Falconianism" or something like that?
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2 replies · active 821 weeks ago
Soon... soon, our religion will be complete.

YES!
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3 replies · active 821 weeks ago
Oh god I can't stop laughing...it's so damn epic... I 5'd.

YES!
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That book of Goro must be pretty epic...
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3 replies · active 807 weeks ago
I can't think of enough words to say how epic this picture is.

Also, PRAISE FALCON
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The Silent One · 821 weeks ago

Awesome.

And what asshole keeps voting lower than 5 within seconds of a new picture? Dickhead.
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3 replies · active 821 weeks ago
The "YIE" hing was a nice touch.
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Holy Shit Shawn worked fast today i just sent this in an hour ago :D

If you wish to join the church of falcon you must first baptize thy self, do this my children by washing the grime from thy body's. Then recite the Prayer of the falcon

Our Falcon
Who art in halolz
awesome be thy moves
Thy meme has come, thy pose be done
on earth as it is in halolz
give us this day our Falcon punch
and show us your moves
as we show our moves to those against us
lead us not into mudkipz
but deliver us from star wolf
for thine is the coolness
and the lolz
and the glory
for ever and ever
Yes

When turn to thy nearest fellow human being, and strike at them with the most holy of Falcon Punches.
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Sinister Minister · 821 weeks ago

Yaaaaaaaaaaawn.
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2 replies · active 820 weeks ago
200+ comments on a single page. O_o
And ~175 replies.
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... Am I the only one who sees the glasses of the single most hot blooded person who ever lived on those bushes? Because I could see the Captain having the punch that pierces the heavens.
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2 replies · active 821 weeks ago
Where are the Wolfism submissions at? As a baby-eating, granny-punching disciple of darkness, I am distraught by the overall lack of support for evil here!
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3 replies · active 821 weeks ago
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Mad Hatter · 821 weeks ago

"Is that what you wish my Lord?"

No Moses, he's just pulling your leg. The Falcon enjoys such pranks in addition to burying dinosaur fossils in the ground.
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2 replies · active 821 weeks ago
CAPTAIN FALCON IS A GOD!!!

it must be gone for great lolz XD
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4 replies · active 821 weeks ago

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