I’M ON A BOAT!

210 Comments

1. Hjerpe on August 6th, 2009 6:47 pm
   

   He's on a boat!
2. Michael M. on August 6th, 2009 2:54 pm
   

   …like a Boss.
3. SexyLegs on August 6th, 2009 7:03 pm
   

   Its going fast and..
4. Frozen on August 6th, 2009 7:06 pm
   

   he's got his flippeh floppehs
5. ballzach77 on August 6th, 2009 7:15 pm
   

   I don't think even T-Pain believes he's on a boat.
6. Badonk on August 6th, 2009 7:31 pm
   

   Shit son! lay down the martini and get some Cristal up in this bitch dawg!
   King of red lions done stole my top hat!!
7. Wiibejammin on August 6th, 2009 7:43 pm
   

   Time for a sail by shooting
8. Xyonas on August 6th, 2009 7:44 pm
   

   Your not my real dad, dadboat!
9. OrionX on August 6th, 2009 7:48 pm
   

   He must have fucked a mermaid then… And Ruto's as close to that as the series gets…
   AUGHASHG
10. Rodge on August 6th, 2009 7:49 pm
    

    He's using the windwaker, waking winds and shit, the wind is blowing, getting everybody all cold
11. TehVortex on August 6th, 2009 8:22 pm
    

    and then he jizzed in his pants.
12. MrAsher on August 6th, 2009 8:36 pm
    

    Oh snap, do I see Link sippin some Santana Champagne?
13. BlueChameleon on August 6th, 2009 8:48 pm
    

    Dat gull needs pimpin'
14. Link_09 on August 6th, 2009 9:31 pm
    

    OH SNAP, GET YOUR TUNICS READY CAUSE WE'RE ABOUT TO GO DOWN
    EVERYBODY IN THE PLACE HIT THE FUCKING DECK.
    BUT STAY ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKING TOES.
    WE'RE RUNNING THIS LETS GO.
15. AreUExperienced on August 6th, 2009 9:52 pm
    

    I can't help but notice the preponderance of dreadlocks and "stunna shades" in this submission and the simultaneous absence of mermaids and "flippy-floppies" from it.

    4.5/5
16. Jeot21 on August 6th, 2009 10:10 pm
    

    Lol the dragon head thing looks like Slash =P
17. GiantHobbit on August 7th, 2009 12:20 am
    

    Would you believe I fucked a Zora?
18. DarkSpeedZero on August 7th, 2009 1:04 am
    

    ( )_( )
    (ㅎAㅇ)
    (lll)_(lll)
19. Dycro on August 7th, 2009 1:30 am
    

    Lol that's exactly what I was thinking
20. blacklink9 on August 7th, 2009 1:32 am
    

    Thsi picture made my day.
21. PHCough on August 7th, 2009 1:41 am
    

    He's wearing shades so we can't see how not one but both eyes are lazy
22. MrRaccoon on August 7th, 2009 2:49 am
    

    Man, I wish I could play like that XD
23. Teradohn on August 7th, 2009 3:01 am
    

    … This picture wants to make me punch babies.

    Dead babies.
24. DarkSpeedZero on August 7th, 2009 1:05 am
    

    ( )_( )
    (ㅎ_ㅇ)
    (lll)_(lll)
25. 2112 on August 7th, 2009 7:15 am
    

    I drinkin dat red potion cause its so crispy
    I got my swim trunks, and my iron boots

    Fuck trees I climb the towers motherfucka

    Hey grandma if you could see me now
    arms spread wide open on the starboard bow
    gonna fly this boat to ganons tower somehow

    Lol endless possiblity for remix
26. TCC on August 7th, 2009 8:14 am
    

    *ahem*…
    Aww shit
    Get your tunics ready it's about to go down
    Everybody in the place hit the fuckin deck
    But stay on your motherfuckin toes
    We runnin this, let's go
27. TCC on August 7th, 2009 8:14 am
    

    I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
    I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
    Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat (sailin on a boat)
    I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
    I'm on a boat
    Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin boat (boat, yeah)
28. TCC on August 7th, 2009 8:14 am
    

    I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
    Straight flowin on a boat on the deep blue sea
    Bustin five knots, wind whippin out my coat
    You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat
29. TCC on August 7th, 2009 8:15 am
    

    glidin' deku leaf, doin flips and shit
    droppen deku nuts, gettin e'rybody all 'fed
    But this ain't realworld, it's as digital as it gets
    I'm on a boat motherfucker, don't you ever forget
30. TCC on August 7th, 2009 8:15 am
    

    I'm on a boat and, it's goin fast and
    I got a nautical theme tunic and a green hat
    I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Tetra
    If you're on the shore, then your a pig thing, you betcha!
    {Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!}
31. TCC on August 7th, 2009 8:15 am
    

    Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
    Fuck trees, I jump buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
    I'm on the deck all alone, motherfucker (yeah)
    except the boat cause it's alive, motherfucker
32. TCC on August 7th, 2009 8:16 am
    

    Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
    It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
    hey Gannon~!! Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
    Never thought I'd see the day
    When a big boat comin my way
    Believe me when I say, I fucked a zora!
33. TCC on August 7th, 2009 8:16 am
    

    ok, it was way too fucking long, and the last part didn't ryhme… but it was worth it…
34. Daifuku on August 7th, 2009 11:15 am
    

    the wind blows
    my dreads swing

    oh wait…wrong artist…

    (name that artist for an internet :P)
35. Deadalive on August 7th, 2009 11:32 am
    

    I just jizzed in my pants.
36. JonnyMenace on August 7th, 2009 2:14 pm
    

    :-D Yessir he does! *sparkle sparkle*
37. somethingthatworks on August 8th, 2009 7:51 pm
    

    Ah, if only your mother had known the wonders of a coat hanger, I wouldn'tve had to view this pos.
38. TwistedWrister on August 11th, 2009 5:51 pm
    

    Must. Make. Wallpaper.
39. kirbyownsyou97 on August 16th, 2009 8:53 pm
    

    http://fc00.deviantart.com/fs48/f/2009/209/2/d/A_…
    why am i posting on something on a post that's old?
40. MetaPwn on October 3rd, 2010 9:24 pm
    

    I want the shirt more than life itself

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