Lesson of the day: Don’t tell Dark Link what he can or can’t do!
By Landus N Denise
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 5, 2009 · 11:16 PM
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Categories: Aerial Maneuvers, Bootylicious, Can't Let You Do That, Nintendo, Stabbey Stabbey, StarFox, Super Smash Bros, The Legend of Zelda, Wii · Leave a comment (67 Comments) |
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C'mon, I know Wolf is a cockblocker, but that's a little too… extreme… unless it's a prostate test, then he can't let you have prostate cancer starwolf
aww man, I have another joke for this one, but two jokes in one post makes it lame XD
Something tells me Wolf is going to have difficulty walking the next few days after his checkup with Dr. D. Link.
Can't let you… wait… fuck.
Yeah… Wolf gets ultimately pwn3d here by Dark Link. I don't think there's really room for any additional Wolf jokes.
It would just cheapen the impending Nut Shot of Doom.
Well at least we won't have to worry about wolf's spawn!
Looks like wolf don't wanna be neutered
That's not the pedestal of time you know, putting your sword there won't make you travel trough time
Can't let you get through Wednesday without a Wolf joke, Halolz!
Looks like link is taking a page out of Bob Barkers book.
Lesson of the day: Can't let you do that = DO NOT WANT
Links in your brawl, giving alternative headshots.
Can't let you do that! … PLEASE DON'T DO THAT! OH GOD!
CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT…
…Please don't do that?
What was Wolf stopping Dark Link from doing in the first place anyways?
Just looking @ it hurts
Impending Fatality!
Wolf isn't so tough when he can't make his foe rhyme with starfox is he now!
Woot!! My first submission!!!
Wait….. why is it credited to my mom and dad's names???
That's the most awesome shit I've ever seen. I can just make stink, but Wolf can make Link!
OW, MY CRUNDLE!
Funny, I didn't know Link could do headshots for massive damage…. poor Wolf
Oh great…
Now DARK LINK is on Cpt. Falcon's side??
When did he start to attend Church of Cpt. Falcon??
Well, since Wolf is performing his Up-Smash attack and Dark Link is only doing his down A move, the likelihood of Wolf becoming the victim of accidental (or is it intentional?) castration is significantly smaller than the probability of Dark Link getting viciously (and hilariously) pwn'd for attempting to thwart Wolf's predilection for denial.
Never mess with Wolf; he'll figure out (or, if need be, invent) a way to kick your ass in return.
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