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Can’t let you do that Spliced Jock

Even deep below the sea in Rapture, Wolf is giving people a hard time!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 15, 2009 · 3:29 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (250 votes, average: 1.99 out of 5)
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2K Games, BioShock, Can't Let You Do That, Nintendo, PC, Playstation, StarFox, Under the Sea, Xbox 360

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Can't let you do that, Thank you kindly.
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3 replies · active 824 weeks ago
...Would you kindly not let him do that?

Congrats on the 69!
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Thanks. Unfortunately this 69 won't last and the next one won't come around till forever or never. Kinda like being married, ha!
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how many post I have to do to have green rep points?
ohhh. please somebody tell me when my comments are going to be made of win like yours?
who is the one lucky enough to judge the comments?
ohhhhhhhh when somebody answer my question?
I don`t know but the effort is worth it XD
Oh and congrats in the 69 It would be awsome if u get more than 100 XD ciao
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You will be judged by a jury of your peers. (us lol)
You have already hit green, congrats :)
points go up if you make a funny comment and we vote you up.
points go down if you say LOL FIRST!!!11! and we vote you down and kill you.
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I will be careful and thnx
now... you who replied to me deserve a +1 XD ciao
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happy to help :)
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Hooray for us and our awesomeness!
I'll be so depressed when I hit 70. Maybe I should post First! So people vote me down.
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Next up is Badonk and Auramaster! Who will win!
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Win what?
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A race to 69.
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how many post I have to do to have green rep points.....
ohhh. please somebody tell me when my coments are going to be made of win like yours?
who is the one lucky enough to judge the comments?
ohhhhhhhh when somebody answer my question?
I don`t know but the effort is worth it XD
Oh and congrats in the 69 It would be awsome if u get more than 100 XD ciao
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And just like that, 69 everywhere.
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It's a monster! Kill it! KILL IT! Oh, wait... It's just Wolf O'Donnell.

....KILL IT!!
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Damn...first Wolf joke in two weeks, and it falls flat.

2/5
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No, just no.
You fail at Wolf jokes.
1/5
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What luck, a Wolf Joke on my birthday.</sarcasm>

Seriously, Wolf. Stop using electrified splicers to come back to life. Your career is OVER. D:
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Damnit Wolf -- seriously no.

Even that volt of electricity pointing to your crotch won't save your failing career as a lifeblocker.
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2 replies · active 824 weeks ago
its so suggestive like its calling me
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DO. NOT. WANT.
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I think Wolf is no match to the big daddy.
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2 replies · active 825 weeks ago
Obviously, I mean, have you seen the Big Daddy's "can't let you do that" skills? They're legendary.
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Splicer (To Wolf): Hey, Kitty-Kat! Bein' nosy, huh? You know what we do to people who are nosy? Huh? No? Huh? No? We cut their noses off!!

Wolf: Can't let you do-(slice)...oh.

Splicer: Next we cut your whole thing off. Feed it to my goldfish.
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I don't get it...
1/5
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C'mon wolf, you have to train that skill!
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NoirOrion · 825 weeks ago

I don't get it
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2 replies · active 824 weeks ago
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VulpineHero · 824 weeks ago

It's a subtle commentary on global politics.
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if you look carefully you can see alabama written on the spicer and obama on the gun the wolf is obama
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Cant let you fight that! Big sister.(until next year)
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Disappointing. Jock doesn't rhyme with Fox, and Spliced doesn't sound like Star. Also it looks like the guy is about to crush Wolf'd friggin' head in, so this fails on a number or levels. I like Wolf Jokes as much as the next guy, probably much more so actually, but this fails.
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3 replies · active 824 weeks ago
We all know it fails, the comment section is meant for funny comments on the picture, dont like it, rate it down and make a joke!
/rant
Good Day Sir!
*monocle*
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I'd be willing to let Jock and Fox slide. That's slant rhyme, a common poetic tool.
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Don't quit your day job, Wolf.
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Wolf doesn't even have the courtesy to give Jock Splicer a reacharound...
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You know what? Fuck this shit.

Wolf jokes are old and unfunny, stop trying.
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2 replies · active 824 weeks ago
You know what? Fuck THIS shit.

Cheat2Win doesn't know what he's talking about. You can't give up on Wolf jokes entirely just because of one poor submission. Good Wolf jokes are hard to make because of how difficult it is to come up with a good rhyme, but when they hit the mark Wolf jokes are some of the funniest things you'll ever find on this website (like this one, my personal favorite: http://www.halolz.com/2008/12/24/cant-let-you-scr... ...on a side note, Soapdish, you are the man). I say, KEEP THE WOLF JOKES COMING!!!

Although a little more regularity in publishing them might be nice, instead of just once a week (or once every few weeks, as it seems to be lately).
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Face it, man.

Wolf jokes were good and funny at one point, but look at them nowadays.

I mean, sure we've had a few funny ones recently ( like this and this) but let's face it, they've become stale and unoriginal; one submission is just a reupload of another one with one word changed.

Wolf jokes have become irregular because the well has run dry because there were few things to rhyme with that would make a submission funny and they're just plain predictable. Just let the trend die, already.
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Exactly; the fact that there have been good Wolf jokes lately indicates that it hasn't died yet. Not only that, Wolf jokes don't necessarily have to rhyme; I've seen a few good Wolf jokes that don't.

Besides, we still have an achievement to accomplish, so Wolf jokes can't die until that day comes, any way.
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Trust me, that achievement thing will NEVER happen.
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Trust me, that achievement thing will NEVER happen.
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