BEERZ HERE

That Demoman is taking a cue from Louis and grrrrabbin’ beerz!
By metrosephiroth

BEERZ HERE

Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 11, 2009 · 12:02 PM

(143 votes, average: 3.15 out of 5)

Loading ...

Categories:
Left 4 Dead, Overkill, PC, Playstation, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360

· Leave a comment (48 Comments)

Comments (48)

Logging you in...

Dashboard | Edit profile | Logout

Logged in as

+7 Vote up Vote down

NoShoe4You 57p · 817 weeks ago

99 bottles of Beerz on the wall. 99 bottles of Beerz. take one down, chug that beerz down,
98 bottles of Beerz on the wall

Report

2 replies · active 817 weeks ago

+3 Vote up Vote down

VJoe10 67p · 817 weeks ago

98 bottles of Beerz on the wall. 98 bottles of Beerz. take one down, chug that beerz down,
97 bottles of Beerz on the wall

Report

+4 Vote up Vote down

IamRealBadonk 65p · 817 weeks ago

2 borres a' Beerz on da wah. 2 borres a' Beerz. *unintelagable babble*
2 borres a' Be... be... be.............................................

Report

+8 Vote up Vote down

NoShoe4You 57p · 817 weeks ago

Two boxes of kidneys on the wall. Two failing kidneys. They found a donor, but he was a stoner.
One dead Demoman slumped on a wall.

Report

+2 Vote up Vote down

Paiv 74p · 817 weeks ago

This reply thread wins so much.

Report

0 Vote up Vote down

VJoe10 67p · 817 weeks ago

FALCON... PROPS!

Report

+3 Vote up Vote down

Badonk 105p · 817 weeks ago

Ah i see Tempur-pedic finally made a bed for the common Scotsman.

Report

+3 Vote up Vote down

Exploderizer 80p · 817 weeks ago

Ahievement Unlocked: Human Banana
Contract cirrhosis.
-32 years.

Report

3 replies · active 817 weeks ago

+1 Vote up Vote down

Exploderizer 80p · 817 weeks ago

OMG YOU GUYS I TOTALLY JUST GAVE MYSELF A +1.

Report

+1 Vote up Vote down

Paiv 74p · 817 weeks ago

This joke is so obscurely thought out it deserves a +1.
xD

Report

+2 Vote up Vote down

MrRaccoon 106p · 817 weeks ago

Now I think that either demoman has been living near here for years... or my neighborgs have an alcohol problem

Report

+2 Vote up Vote down

BlueChameleon 92p · 817 weeks ago

Someone needs to make 'What happens when Demoman gets his beerz'
[/laziness]

Report

+2 Vote up Vote down

Aidan 41p · 817 weeks ago

Melee attacks now increased by 10
Accuracy now decreased by 98

Report

2 replies · active 817 weeks ago

+1 Vote up Vote down

Exploderizer 80p · 817 weeks ago

Win.

Report

+1 Vote up Vote down

Exploderizer 80p · 817 weeks ago

Health decreased by 231
Important internal organs decreased by 12.

Report

+1 Vote up Vote down

whitekurama 27p · 817 weeks ago

(its me meterosephiroth)To Blue Chameleon's comment but so that everybody can see, sure I'll make a what happens when the demoman Gets his beerz

Report

+1 Vote up Vote down

chaud · 817 weeks ago

Is there an officer problem?

Report

+1 Vote up Vote down

Vabolo 118p · 817 weeks ago

Show me yo' booze!

Report

+1 Vote up Vote down

IamRealBadonk 65p · 817 weeks ago

Now here we see the black scottish cyclops in its natural habitat. Aint she a bute'.

Report

+1 Vote up Vote down

KingofRetards 84p · 817 weeks ago

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Report

5 replies · active 817 weeks ago

+4 Vote up Vote down

G1drake 91p · 817 weeks ago

you mean GLUB GLUB GLBU.....*BURP*

Report

+1 Vote up Vote down

VJoe10 67p · 817 weeks ago

You Mean DOOK DOOK DOOK.

Report

+1 Vote up Vote down

Paiv 74p · 817 weeks ago

You mean NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Report

+1 Vote up Vote down

KingofRetards 84p · 817 weeks ago

You mean NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM... *pukes* NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.

Report

+1 Vote up Vote down

Badonk 105p · 817 weeks ago

The verdict is out
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM wins

Report

+1 Vote up Vote down

lol4ever 29p · 817 weeks ago

Demoman: "I regret nothin'!! *hickup*"

Report

+1 Vote up Vote down

Hirofox 49p · 817 weeks ago

See?

TF2 Garry's Mod silliness + TF2 map = Better looking joke

Report

3 replies · active 817 weeks ago

0 Vote up Vote down

Sinister Minister · 817 weeks ago

Better looking doesn't make a difference. If the joke is worth a damn or not is what really matters. Being on a TF2 map doesn't save a bad joke but apparently some people think so...

Report

-2 Vote up Vote down

Billy · 817 weeks ago

NO CASTRATION FOR METROSEPHIROTH!

Report

+1 Vote up Vote down

Cheat2Win 82p · 817 weeks ago

Cleanup on Aisle 3.

Report

+1 Vote up Vote down

Vosur 92p · 817 weeks ago

Demoman: "I was only trying to clean a bottle on the bottom of the stack."

Report

+1 Vote up Vote down

Exploderizer 80p · 817 weeks ago

Achievement unlocked: Human Banana
Contract cirrhosis.

Report

+1 Vote up Vote down

Paiv 74p · 817 weeks ago

I think this is the part where the Demoman gets alcohol poisoning, dies, and actually sees all of his victims in hell.

Report

2 replies · active 817 weeks ago

+4 Vote up Vote down

Gamegeneral · 817 weeks ago

I only finished what your liver started!

Report

+3 Vote up Vote down

Badonk 105p · 817 weeks ago

The black scottish cyclops, Now extinct.

Report

+1 Vote up Vote down

BurnoutSpartan 83p · 817 weeks ago

We see the Black-Scottish Cyclops in his natural habitat: an abandoned battleground. When not in a comatose condition, the Black-Scottish Cyclops spends its time blowing shit up and, to no surprise, drinking. He is very irritable, so approach with extreme caution...except this one who, lets face it, has been dead for AWHILE. Seriously, how as the Department of Sanitation not notice this already!?
Tune in next week on Discovery when we look at the Obese Minigun-Toting Russian (is the Heavy Russian or German?).

Report

+1 Vote up Vote down

Badonk 105p · 817 weeks ago

He hails from hungry, for he is hungry for your blood, and more sandvich.

nah hes Russian

Report

0 Vote up Vote down

IamRealBadonk 65p · 817 weeks ago

That posters a spy!

Report

+1 Vote up Vote down

Leo E. 114p · 817 weeks ago

He's grabbin' all he can!

Report

3 replies · active 817 weeks ago

+1 Vote up Vote down

MrRaccoon 106p · 817 weeks ago

Congrats, Halolz' nirvana!

Report

+1 Vote up Vote down

Leo E. 114p · 817 weeks ago

Huh?

Report

+1 Vote up Vote down

MrRaccoon 106p · 817 weeks ago

A dumb name I gave to the fact of having 69, forgive my sillyness =P

Report

+1 Vote up Vote down

Leo E. 114p · 817 weeks ago

Oh... I'm afraid I don't know much about Nirvana.

Report

+1 Vote up Vote down

Paiv 74p · 817 weeks ago

Nice 69 ^__^

Report

+1 Vote up Vote down

Leo E. 114p · 817 weeks ago

Danke, gut herr. :P

Report

+1 Vote up Vote down

G1drake 91p · 817 weeks ago

happen alot around here too

Report

+1 Vote up Vote down

Deadalive 66p · 817 weeks ago

I've already seen this in my neigbourhood ;)

Report

0 Vote up Vote down

TalkingBidoof 100p · 817 weeks ago

SOBRIETY DOWN!

Breathalyzer goin' up.

Report

Comments by IntenseDebate

48 Comments

Deadalive on July 11th, 2009 4:04 pm

I've already seen this in my neigbourhood ;)
G1drake on July 11th, 2009 4:26 pm

happen alot around here too
Leo058 on July 11th, 2009 4:52 pm

He's grabbin' all he can!
Paiv on July 11th, 2009 5:04 pm

I think this is the part where the Demoman gets alcohol poisoning, dies, and actually sees all of his victims in hell.
Vosur on July 11th, 2009 5:35 pm

Demoman: "I was only trying to clean a bottle on the bottom of the stack."
Cheat2Win on July 11th, 2009 5:47 pm

Cleanup on Aisle 3.
Hirofox on July 11th, 2009 5:57 pm

See?

TF2 Garry's Mod silliness + TF2 map = Better looking joke
lol4ever on July 11th, 2009 6:21 pm

Demoman: "I regret nothin'!! *hickup*"
NoShoe4You on July 11th, 2009 6:33 pm

99 bottles of Beerz on the wall. 99 bottles of Beerz. take one down, chug that beerz down,
98 bottles of Beerz on the wall
KingofRetards on July 11th, 2009 6:59 pm

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Exploderizer on July 11th, 2009 7:14 pm

Ahievement Unlocked: Human Banana
Contract cirrhosis.
-32 years.
Aidan on July 11th, 2009 8:09 pm

Melee attacks now increased by 10
Accuracy now decreased by 98
Wiibejammin on July 11th, 2009 8:49 pm

Now here we see the black scottish cyclops in its natural habitat. Aint she a bute'.
BlueChameleon on July 11th, 2009 11:00 pm

Someone needs to make 'What happens when Demoman gets his beerz'
[/laziness]
Badonk on July 11th, 2009 8:41 pm

Ah i see Tempur-pedic finally made a bed for the common Scotsman.
Vabolo on July 12th, 2009 2:08 am

Show me yo' booze!
chaud on July 12th, 2009 11:38 am

Is there an officer problem?
MrRaccoon on July 12th, 2009 1:55 pm

Now I think that either demoman has been living near here for years… or my neighborgs have an alcohol problem
whitekurama on July 15th, 2009 4:58 am

(its me meterosephiroth)To Blue Chameleon's comment but so that everybody can see, sure I'll make a what happens when the demoman Gets his beerz