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Shadow Of The Heavy

Randy Da Silva is gonna have some trouble finding a weak spot on that giant Heavy!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 2, 2009 · 10:46 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (195 votes, average: 3.49 out of 5)
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Cray-Z Crossovers, Growth Spurt, Heavy Weapons, PC, Playstation, Shadow of the Colossus, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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"Look at you itty bitty tiny men running away from Sandvich."
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Colossus is credit to team!
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"Nice mount Mr. Spy, but not even a cardboard cow can outsmart gigant bullet"
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Harold the Tree · 825 weeks ago

Clever but poorly executed. 3/5
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YOU ARE SO TINY! ITS FUNNY TO ME!
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Now Spy, you sneak behind him and backstab his head clean off.
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WHO TOUCHED SASHA!
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Positively brilliant.
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*Headshot*

'I JUST BAGGED THE WORLD'S FATTEST MAN!'
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Shadow of the Colossal is fine too.
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I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my weapon.
She weighs 250,000,000 kilograms...
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301st Spartan · 826 weeks ago

The head! Go for the Head!!!THE HEAAAAAD!!!!!1111eleven
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Forget that crappy cow! Use the sword van!
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You should've went Sniper.
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3 replies · active 820 weeks ago
No. This most definitely like a job for an army of engineers. Get him distracted, then build Level 4 sentries.
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Then what are they going to do about the giant invisible Spy?
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Obviously make a team of gargantuan Pyros to deal with him.
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Gamegeneral · 826 weeks ago

Here's a hint (It's the back!)
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Aaron Hong · 826 weeks ago

Riding a thing that looks like a cow backwards - somehow this looks like a spin on the old Don Quixote legend or maybe Baron Munchausen that I hadn't heard of...
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Aw, It could've been done so much better. When I saw the headline I was picturing the Scout climbing him with a bat.
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4 replies · active 826 weeks ago
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Sinister Minister · 826 weeks ago

Better? Or is it just bad because it wasn't what you wanted it to be?
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And hit the colossus in it's weak spot with a bat? I'd stick with the guy with a sharp and pointy object. That said, many of the bosses would be much more fun if your bow did useful damage like the sniper's rifle. It'd take those 17 minute battles down to a few seconds.
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Sweet concept, poor execution. I give it a 3 for guts. Guts that the SPY will be bathing in soon.
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2 replies · active 826 weeks ago
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Sinister Minister · 826 weeks ago

Elaborate on this "poor execution"?
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...We're going to need a much bigger knife.
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Now instead of it costing $400,000 to fire the gun for two seconds it cost $4,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.
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2 replies · active 826 weeks ago
Isn't it made of level 4 sentry parts?
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Ehh...it's okay. It made me laugh a little.

3/5

On a side note, what's up with all the TF2 submissions lately? This is, like, the fourth TF2 related submission in a row.
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"Nice mount Mr. Spy, but not even a cardboard cow can outsmart giant bullet"
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2 replies · active 826 weeks ago
I don't know if you've ever played SotC, or if you have ever hunted for white tailed lizards, but let me interject that your horse will quite often jump in the way of your arrows. A cardboard cow would presumably stand still, making it the superior mount.
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I have never played, but thanks for the info, now I'll have more respect for cardboard animals :)
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ummm... why?
although this gives me an idea for a L4D version
DAMNIT im going to have to buy a new laptop and L4D for the computer and garys mod... sigh... i hate this site... making me spend so much money :-(
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weerd2normal · 826 weeks ago

how would you knock him over, maybe you shoot his sanvich and he falls over an cries, then you can strike for massive damage
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"Mr. Spy, I don't think your knife is sharp enough. Or your... 'horse'."
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2 replies · active 826 weeks ago
The horse in Shadow of the Colossus wasn't that sharp either. Honestly a cardboard cow would often be a vast improvement.
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aww, i liked agro... or argo... aggo? ... the horse
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301st Spartan · 826 weeks ago

Aggro did sh1t for me. D: He was useless! Anyway, that new game from team ico(Is it team ico? ) looks like the sh1t. Can't wait.
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Did you know you can kill Agro? It's like the game's secret ending since it means you can't get to the final boss.
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Doc ock rokc · 826 weeks ago

Even though I Understand your language I still don't know what the fuck your saying!

YOU FAIL!
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