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Green Eggs and Slam

Do you like green eggs and slam? Zangief does not care Sam-I-am!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 2, 2009 · 2:22 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (163 votes, average: 3.77 out of 5)
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Capcom, Cover Art, It's A Trap!, Sneak Attack, Storytime/Wordplay, Street Fighter, Tasty Treats

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Horton hears a Hadouken!
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2 replies · active 819 weeks ago
these need to be made
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Make them?
Ask and you shall be considered!
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ok they have been made, now for the long wait till Shawn puts em up (if at all)
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Remember...
Can't let you do that Chicks on Blocks,
Can't let you do that Bricks on Clocks...
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Can't let you do that with a Fox
Can't let you do that in a Box

Can't let you do that Sam-I-Am
Can't let you do that, even with Green Eggs and SLAM!
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While everyone else trains by sparring and exercise, Zangief wrestles imaginary animals.
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It has arms, it has fur... IT'S A BEAR!!!
WRESTLE!!!!!
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2 replies · active 819 weeks ago
Oh boy oh boy oh boy
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GOOD GOD WHERE IS HIS LEFT HAND GOING!?
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6 replies · active 819 weeks ago
He's going to wrestle...something there... and it'll be very hella painful
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RAPE TIME!
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Well, I'm in the army... and this kind of thing is normal on days like today.

There's a reason its called "Gay Thursday"
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I'm also noticing an Its a Trap tag here...

And they say this is a children's book.
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Burnt Eyes · 819 weeks ago

There are some answers that mankind is not meant to know.
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im surprised at just how well zangief fits into the style of the book cover art... like he has been part of dr seuss from the beginning
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Needs a Randy Savage voice.
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2 replies · active 818 weeks ago
SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM HOMBREE
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OOOH YEEAH!
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I would wrestle in a box
I would wrestle with a fox
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3 replies · active 816 weeks ago
Would you wrestle with Mario?
How about with Lucario?
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Gamegeneral · 817 weeks ago

No.
Just no.
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Would you wrestle in a chair?
Would you wrestle with a bear?
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It's not only where that left hand is positioned that has me concerned, but also where Zengief is standing, and then there's that facial expression. I think he's about to do something very disturbing...

Anyone got a few tranq guns with enough dosage to take down an elephant?
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SURPRISE GROPE!
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Green eggs and RED-OH CYYYCLOOOONE!!
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Things must be really strange in soviate russia.
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Sinister Minister · 819 weeks ago

Am I the only one who thinks that people are thinking way too much about the buttsex thing? And that said people are crazy because of it?
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moar like Green Eggs and RAPE amirite?
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Looks more like surprise buttsecks.
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Street fighter - Dr. Seuss edition! The Grinch should be an unlockable character!
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Saiyavenger · 819 weeks ago

Looks like The Gief is about to put the ol' key in the ignition.
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MY FISTS! THEY ARE MADE OF.....poo?
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Russkies do it from behind.
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2 replies · active 819 weeks ago
I'm well aware there's an extra s. Bite me.
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BreadRaptors? · 819 weeks ago

OM NOM NOM
There you are bitten.
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Meggermangz · 819 weeks ago

offtopic but does anyone think Zangief could fit as a red team heavy?
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2 replies · active 819 weeks ago
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Bulletproof Moon · 819 weeks ago

say now, that's dangerous thinking!
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M. Bison is credit to team!
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IN THE BUTT
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2 replies · active 819 weeks ago
I said What What. In the butt.
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