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Falcon… PUNCH-OUT!!

The falcon punch… it’s so goddamn strong it can knock out King Hippo without punching him in the belly!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 19, 2009 · 3:14 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (276 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5)
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Cray-Z Crossovers, F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Fists of Fury, Head Shot, Nintendo, Punch Out, Special Attacks, Sports, Super Smash Bros, Wii

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Judging by those pineapples, I’m guessing this Falcon Punch is tropical flavored?
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King Hippos been crOwned
Also this is totally ridiculous. He's been falcon punched, yet he's still standing? I call shenanigans.
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3 replies · active 826 weeks ago
Yeah, the flaming one is his Star Punch.
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its not his flaming punch... so its not as powerful... its like jabbing before delivering a haymaker
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I 4 this because it doesn't show Cpt. Falcon's true power! King hippo should be flying into the corner.
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Facial recostruction in 3... 2... 1
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PAWNCH-Out!!

Anyone else think Captain Falcon should've been the secret enemy instead of DK?
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7 replies · active 720 weeks ago
The only problem is that they'd have to (once again) tone Falcon down to an unbelievable extent simply to make the fight an actual "fight," and not have him turn Little Mac into a thin, gory mist.

Though, if you're going to get pwned THAT hard, it might as well be at the hands of Captain Falcon...
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Do you not remember Mr. Dream? They didn't tone his fight down any. Besides, you could see the full falcon punch coming for a while. All though opponents typically become paralyzed with awe.
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If CF was in it instead of DK, then the fight would be unwinable.
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toiletmunger · 826 weeks ago

Hell yea. You can never go wrong with an opponent that can light their fist on fire.
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trying to win in a fight with captain falcon is like eating fire.impossible.
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Captain Falcon- the Mike Tyson of 2009.
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Except instead of Dynamite Uppercuts... FALCON PAWNCH!
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Now that's just one-sided.
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Sweet Justice
that's all i can say
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Captain Falcon's so good, he can do infinite combos on anyone.
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CAPTFALCON used FALCON PUNCH!
It's a One-hit KO!
Enemy KINGHIPPO fainted!

CAPTFALCON won the battle!
CAPTFALCON earned the Minor Circuit Belt Badge!
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IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!
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It's a good post, but I don't think that wearing a helmet is quite fair, Falcon.
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2 replies · active 826 weeks ago
Manhole cover, helmet ... its a fair fight.
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Don't forget Glass Joe's Headgear
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Don't forget the little mac humiliation headgear
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Soon, there will be blood everywhere... and a fat hippo with no head.
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HEADSHOT

(that's a falcon punch x2)
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falcon punch.......INSTANT K.O
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ShitGotRealz · 826 weeks ago

IN FALCON WE TRUST.
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There is no amount of blubber that can stop the falcon punch
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YES.
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This Falcon-related post wins so hard. No seriously this is like.....5 worthy.

Nah its not that good of a post. But still...
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King Hippos been crOwned
Also this is totally ridiculous. He's been falcon punched, yet he's still standing? I call shenanigans.
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King Hippos been crOwned
Also this is totally ridiculous. He's been falcon punched, yet he's still standing? I call shenanigans.
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King Hippos been crOwned
Also this is totally ridiculous. He's been falcon punched, yet he's still standing? I call shenanigans.
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wow, he can survive a falcon punch in the face and only get dizzy?
no wonder he's the last boss.
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Fail.
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If Captain Falcon was the secret boxer... do i need to say more?
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Woot! I finally got a picture on Halolz! ^______^
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I've been waiting for someone to make this. =D
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This isn't a good post. Falcon NEVER loses health.
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2 replies · active 826 weeks ago
He LET Hippo hit him a few times, to throw him off. As you can see in the pic Hippo's HP is in the process of going down, and it is actually going to go down ALL the way to zero.
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it's so obvious that it would be a one hit K.O
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King Hippo wanted him to show off his moves.

And Captain Falcon did deliver.
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