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ABSTINENCE PROGRAMS - $15 per month is a small price to pay to keep your son’s virginity

It’s 2am. Do you know where your children are?
Oh that’s right, they’re in front of the computer, raiding Naxxramas.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 18, 2009 · 12:08 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (359 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5)
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Blizzard, Motivational, PC, Serious Business, World of Warcraft

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side effects include: increase in masturbation, loss of sleep, drop in grades, pale or sickly complexion, sensitivity to sunlight, chronic role playing, purple makeup, may cause excessive ERPing with random night elves (warning most are 12 year old boys), and constant rash.

Please see a Doctor if any of the following occurs as it may result in patient gaining a life: increase in outdoor activities, more then 48 hours away from computer, Sun tan, Condoms in wallets, or increase in hygiene.
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4 replies · active 824 weeks ago
World of Warcraft: All the fun of sex without any of the sex!
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Lolz - "World of Warcraft: Preventing teen pregnancy and STD's since 2004"
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2 replies · active 824 weeks ago
Shutup my Nightelf Priest could totally get some hot gnome chicks if he wanted to!
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McStabYou · 824 weeks ago

This poster used to be hanging in my schools art room XD
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3 replies · active 824 weeks ago
We stopped the sons, but WHAT ABOUT THE DAUGHTERS? O_o
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1 reply · active 824 weeks ago
Wish pikachu knew about this in the last pic.
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Their right biceps will be very developed, however.
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3 replies · active 824 weeks ago
what about people who pay 45 bucks for.. "more"?
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2 replies · active 824 weeks ago
And this is how we solve world's overpopulation
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Kinda ironic that I saw an ad for a nerd dating site underneath that xD
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See, this is a joke I've been using since WoW became so mainstream that it's pretty much all that stream consists of.
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It's funny 'cause it's true. Heh.
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I wondered why my parents were supportive with my playing of WoW...
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Ah, a clue, Sherlock!
My 300th comment? This is madness!
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3 replies · active 824 weeks ago
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LEGOMuncher · 817 weeks ago

HARHAR I DON'T PLAY WOW OR EVEN KNOW HOW AN MMO COMPLETELY WORKS SO I'M GONNA STEREOTYPE THAT ANYONE THAT PLAYS THEM CAN'T GET LAID OR HAVE A LIFE BECAUSE IT'S NOT SSBB!!!
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HOLY CRAP that's hilarious XD
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this picture is older than the internet
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lil_LeLuen · 824 weeks ago

so wait.. all i have to do to loose my virginity is stop playing WoW ?!

*runs to the interwebz to cancel account*
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Blah... Getting sick of these jokes.
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Aaron Hong · 824 weeks ago

So the soccer moms won in the end...
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Or get a gf
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