Sorin was sick of the classic zerg rush… so he decided to take the idea to the next level!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 17, 2009 · 5:05 AM
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YES! THIS IS AWESOME!
Now I wanna break out some SC, but I've lost my two button mouse… :[
WHAT THE FU….. *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
If one of those tanks explode, then there will be a chain reaction,and THAT will be awesome.
*Ahem* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Where is your precious build order now Korea?
That's terrifying. To land units.
"We're about to drop the hammer, and disepense some indiscriminate Justice!"
I don't need god, I just need one wraith.
never underestimate the power of the haxor
*wets self*
But ho, what is that sound? "Nuclear launch detected!"
They're more likely to artillery each other like that. Even the cheat code doesn't protect them.
When you see it, you'll shit pylons.
muahahaha I'm going to rush your base with siege tanks!
er…. just give me like an hour or two to build all of them.
WHO SINDS BABIES TO FIGHT ME?!
*Watches one mutalisk fly in and just peck away at them*
Bet Chuck Norris could stop that.
My god is hiding behind the couch, because he wet himself.
Your fucked son….
I do something similar to this in Halo Wars. I just distract the enemy forces with weak battalion after weak battalion while I manufacture a mighty Grizzly army out of sight and out of mind of the Covenant. Out of mind, that is, until they lose theirs while trying to hold back around 70 or 80 high-power tanks with what little resistance they have left.
… I swear I must be channeling General Patton.
I do something similar to this in Halo Wars. I just distract the enemy forces with weak battalion after weak battalion while I manufacture a mighty Grizzly army out of sight and out of mind of the Covenant. Out of mind, that is, until they lose theirs while trying to hold back around 70 or 80 high-power tanks with what little resistance they have left.
Patton would be proud.
All i can say is… That little open spot, in the middle of all these tanks? Yeah there's a lil'zergling buried there. Now watch what happen when he unburrows.
Boom.
I have an uncontrollable urge to send a Ghost in there to nuke 'em all.
They're going to kill your computer ^^
I gots me a scout! Game over for you.
Nuclear launch detected. (Did somebody call for an exterminator?)
With all those tanks on the other side of the map, his base is pretty defenseless.
This gives a real meaning to "all your base are belong to us"
"Carrier has arrived…"
"Carrier has arrived…"
"Carrier has arrived…"
"Carrier has arrived…"
"Carrier has arrived…"
"Carrier has arrived…"
"Carrier has arrived…"
"Carrier has arrived…"
"Carrier has arrived…"
You are truly fucked.
O SHI- works very well with a moment like this.
Such a waste. a bunch of guardians/mutas can take care if them. also… if u rushed with a ton of lings… the splash damage from the tanks would kill their own tanks
*Nuclear Launch Detected*
Good luck finding the dot with that many things there…
I note that these tanks are all deployed in what appears to be an empty corner of the map. I don't know if that makes it funnier or not.
and yet all if takes to destroy them all is ONE air unit…
I'm just gonna pump Scourges until you can't see shit and not select your tanks anymore HAHAHA
Deploy a single Zealot into the middle of the fray with a shuttle… " I Do This For Aiur" all hell breaks loose as the tanks fire at themselves from the inside creating a wonderful display of fireworks mmm nice
Goliaths would have been better.
IDENTIFY TARGET
DESTINATION?!
ORDERS SIR
de-lighted to SIR!
Not enough vespene gas.
The Tanks have 0 kills…fuck, that's like a hungry bear.
You know, I honestly don't see those fully-sieged tanks "rushing" anywhere.
SIEGE TANK RUSH, KEKEKEKE.
Although, seriously, it wouldn't work all that well if a couple dozen Ghosts came their way and started using Lockdown.
… *walks off to play StarCraft*
Wheres Waldo
IDENTIFY TARGET!
for your groups of sige tanks, i salute you sir!!
When suddenly, SCOURGE RUSH!….
o wait….
If Bill saw those, there would be no end…
Calling down the thunder… didn't you see the little red dot?
God is in the skies, where those additional pylons payed off in the massive fleet of carriers heading your way…
lol just one waith and pwnage…..that would suck cause thats like 100000 mins and 100000 of vespane for 150m and 200v resource fail…not to mention how log it would take to build them………..
I have one word to correct all this….
*nuclear launch detected…*