Nisara’s Falcon Punch is loaded with vitamin C! Incidentally the “C” stands for CA CAW, CA CAW!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 5, 2009 · 3:32 PM
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hey would you like a drink? "ow! i just got punched
with enough vitamin c and anti-oxidants to blow your goddamn head off!!
Classy
literality is funny :B
GAH! I thought I was being original when I thought of Falcon Punch™
Seriously? I've seen about 20 of these, all of them better than this one. I'm starting to think most of you only use the interwebs to view this site, and nothing else. Not that there is anything wrong with that; if you only view one site, you picked a good one.
You want it? It's yours, my friend!
SHAWN, PICK MY FALCON PUNCH VIDEO! IT IS THE BEST, AND IT EVEN KILLS HIM. PEOPLE WILL LOVE IT.
Btw, classy pic. It makes every party great and when you sip it, you say "Yes!"
Known allergic reactions include uncontrollably showin' ya moves and replying to everything with a YES.
its falcontastic!
*puts monocle*
mmm, it's tasty, it has a light scence of POWAH!
*head explotes*
By the way, as Leo said, the E-PEEN scores are back to normal! Too bad for those who lost their 69
This punch has quite the (Falcon) kick!
This has been done before…
Only then it was much more epic.
That bird was a pidgeon before it took a sip.
what if Chuck Norris' round house kick were to come in contact with a falcon punch?
Obviously, the ad campaign would be along the lines of Hawaiian Punch. Only it'd be more along the lines of, "DRINK FALCON PUNCH, OR HE'LL F'SK YOU UP!!" Additionally, he'd be standing over a few kids, giving the camera a thumbs up while they cheer around him and hold up Falcon Punch juice pouches. Except for the one who didn't want to drink it. He'd be dead. In the background. Proof that you should go with the crowd and crumble under peer pressure, or a large man in a racing suit made of spandex will punch you in the solar plexus 'til you bleed to death.
Looks like El Fuerte made this with the frying pan.
It's got electrolytes*! …"What are electrolytes?" I don't know, but they're extremely AWESOME, and they help plants grow, which is why you should drink Falcon Punch and not water, because water is in the toilet, and I've never seen plants grow out of a toilet!
*They're what plants crave.
EDIT: What's this? I'm not at 50 anymore?! The rep score is fixed!
Its like a rising knee to the face
Mmmm! Just look at that bird!
You can see in it's expression -- it's gonna open a can of whoop-ass on you if even think of trying to take it's punch!
it's like a rising knee to the face!
Yes I know it's been done before, but every time I see it it makes me laugh, so I submitted it, sue me :D
Picture win.
Shawn's comment… makes me want to punch babies.
Funny. I think it would have been more effective without the text. And by "more effective" I mean less people would get it but the few that did would find it more hilarious.
Comedy is a min/max kind of thing.
New Falcon Punch! It tastes better than a rising knee to the face!
then the scout comes anoouncing bonk
YES!
I thought the "C" stood for Captain Falcon.
Lucas: Hey Ness, what do you want to do?
Ness: Hmmm… I don't know, I'm just so tired.
Captin Falcon: Hey kids! You know when i am tired and need a boost, I just reach for an ice cold Falcon Punch.
Falcon Punch!!!
That's right! It's got enough vitamin C and anti-oxidants to blow your goddamn head off!!
(Lucas drinks Falcon Punch)
Captin Falcon: Falcon Punch!!!
(Lucas' head explodes)
Ness: Oh my god! You killed him!!!
Captin Falcon: Don't worry kiddy. He's just a clone of you.
Ness: Alright.
(Ness drinks Falcon Punch)
Captin Falcon: Falcon Punch!!!
(Ness's head explodes)
Captin Falcon: It's like a rising knee to the face! So remember, if you need a boost to the first place, just reach for Falcon Punch!!!!!!!!!
hahaha
Smash Kingdom Melee refrence!!
You know, they made a drink based offf of donkey kong and mario. One was Jungle Juice and I can't remember the other. But they still haven't made Falcon Punch. WTF? It would be so popular.