Aw… it’s a match made in heaven!
By Darkmage3, submitted by MasqueNoMercy
Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 4, 2009 · 2:09 PM |
Categories: Cray-Z Crossovers, GameCube, Half-Life, Metroid, Nintendo, PC, True Love, Valve Software · Leave a comment () 36 Comments |
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Can't let you first that.
And the reference is lost on me
Hey, baby. Let's get together and destroy all humans!
But what will happen when the Metroid evolves? Will they still love each other then?
Just imagine their children
….
Better idea, don't
Lol
They shall marry in the church of falcon!
Hey baby! Wanna go and grab a bite? I know a GREAT place for spinal fluid!
Headcrab, apply directly to the forehead! Metroid, apply directly to the spinal column!
And once she grows into Metroid Prime, she'll eat him whole. Metroids are the black widows of video games.
I know I'm late to the party but, Metroid don't have sex with that headcrab! He'll give you crabs!
Don't worry, Nick. This is just a phase she's in. She'll outgrow him, and move on to bigger and better things; like being a Queen.
I always thought headcrab was going to be with a face hugger or the little flood thing (w/e its name is if it has a name >.>)
I think they're soooooo sweet <3
XD
Watch out for the head-humpers, Gordon!
head-troids: latches on back of head. the result of breeding.
no no no, metriod will grow into metriod prime, headcrab wil also grow,into an that huge headcrab thing on xen