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COVENANT SWIRLIE ATTACK!

Chief’s dreams of saving humanity are being flushed down the drain!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 4, 2009 · 10:55 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (158 votes, average: 3.01 out of 5)
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Aliens, Bungie, Halo, Microsoft, Poop Jokes, Special Attacks, Stinky, Xbox 360

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Dear GOD. I'd better hope that Covenant is a female... Or the Spartan. Or both.
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1 reply · active 827 weeks ago
ARBITER: GIVE ME YO LUNCH MONEEZ!
M.C.: NO!
ARBITER: THEN ULL GET A SWIRLIEE! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MC:NOOOOOOOO
ARBITER: OR GAY BATHROOM SEX!
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So wrong it's just so very fricking right.

On many levels.
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Cyber bullying.
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1 reply · active 827 weeks ago
...Cyborg bullying?
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Looks like chief..........

Just got Arbiraped.
YYYYYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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No! NOT INTO THE SHIT, IT BUUUURRRRRNS!!
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'Now I can take this, or you can give it to me willingly'
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Well, at least it didn't take a "disgusting" or creepy caption... wait...
Oh damn, I just called them
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Misfit Jay · 827 weeks ago

that's exactly what I was thinking.
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Oh, Covenant...I see what you did there.

But for the love of God, please don't do it to me. n__n
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I never got the toilet fetish until this picture.

Thank you Halolz for opening my mind to the possibilities. 42/5
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Unsilenced · 827 weeks ago

Yo man, this lol is in my base, sapping my ideas!
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So, am I to take it that some enterprising individual has seen fit to extract the models from Halo 3 and modify them for use in Garry's Mod? Or am I just sailing on a zephyrous tangent here?
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2 replies · active 827 weeks ago
zephyrous tangent
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I'm pretty sure there's a toilet in the second mission of the campaign
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looks like he is getting raped
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Clearly the Covenant's most deadly attack
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Master Cheif: "NOT A SWIRLIE! PLEASE! I'LL GIVE YOU ALL MY LUNCH MONEY, JUST PLEASE NOT A SWIRLIE!!"
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Looks more like gay bathroom sex.
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3 replies · active 827 weeks ago
Yaranaika?
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Misfit Jay · 827 weeks ago

that's exactly what I was thinking.
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seconded
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Thirded, sadly...

I dunno why 2 girls 1 cup came into mind...
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2 guys 1 bowl... thats why
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Unsilenced · 827 weeks ago

GAH FUCK! MENTAL IMAGE RAPE!!!!
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