SPY’S FAPPIN’ MY SENTRY

Shippiddge is in ur base, doin’ horribly inappropriate things to ur sentries!

SPY’S FAPPIN’ MY SENTRY

Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 2, 2009 · 5:18 PM

(224 votes, average: 4.01 out of 5)

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BlueChameleon 92p · 823 weeks ago

"The spy has already breached our defenses...You see what he has done to our collegues!"

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OrionX 91p · 823 weeks ago

Engineer update: The dispenser dispenses condoms.

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 823 weeks ago

God knows what he does to Cornish game hens...

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The_Ginger 43p · 823 weeks ago

Spy just gained the achievement "it's not the size of your sapper..."

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Taiho 86p · 823 weeks ago

That's right Mr. Spy. You keep just keep sapping away while I activate the self destruct on that there sentry of mine.

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AuraMaster 107p · 823 weeks ago

The sentry's getting backstabbed in a whole new way.

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xGRiMx 51p · 823 weeks ago

rule 34

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Paiv 74p · 823 weeks ago

The disposition of the engineer is just like "Oh fuck, not again".

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TalkingBidoof 100p · 823 weeks ago

Eeeerectin a dispen- HOLY SHIT!

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Leo E. 114p · 823 weeks ago

Spy's tappin' mah sentry!

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Ryder · 823 weeks ago

Now that'd be much better! The act that spy is in is most definitely not "fapping" per se.

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Redyr · 823 weeks ago

No no, look where his hands are. He's clearly jacking that sentry off.

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Ryven 66p · 822 weeks ago

I wander if it's a long term relationship?

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Leo E. 114p · 823 weeks ago

Wait... another by Shipp? This is the Shippiddge I'm thinking about, correct?

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MrRaccoon 106p · 823 weeks ago

Do sentries got self-destruction? If they do the spy will feel a "burning" sensation down there

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Chris 56p · 823 weeks ago

Hawt. Oooh, I'm gonna have to sit on my hands!

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randomypurple 14p · 823 weeks ago

i can only imagine what the engie must be thinking.

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Unsilenced · 823 weeks ago

He's having a pretty shitty day I'd say.

He was just sitting there erecting his dispenser when a fucking pyro came by and axed it off.

Then he tried to make a sentry and it got fapped by a spy.

Not this guy's day.

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Unsilenced · 823 weeks ago

Not to mention that the damn Demoman took all the fucking pills and now all that's left is a HUGE FUCKING SUPPOSITORY!!!!!

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Guy · 823 weeks ago

Then he gets the clap from this.

"I told you not to touch that darn thing."

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BreadRaptors? · 823 weeks ago

Think of it's children

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Gamegeneral · 823 weeks ago

They'd SAP THEMSELVES

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Unsilenced · 823 weeks ago

I sap myself all the time...

Oh wait, does that mean what I think it means?

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Don · 823 weeks ago

My head just asploded.

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BreadRaptors? · 823 weeks ago

Somekind of paradox that could risk destroying the universe

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I.MUST.LOL!!! · 823 weeks ago

In which heads explode first, THEN the universe saps itself until it implodes.

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phaphachboy 32p · 823 weeks ago

then after that is done... the lone survivor will be as stupid enough to mix pepsi and coca cola together...

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Unsilenced · 823 weeks ago

DEAR LORD!

THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT THAT COULD DO! IT COULD CAUSE A PARADIGMAL PARADOX IN THE FLUX CAPACITOR HYPERDRIVE!

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Shieldman 44p · 823 weeks ago

Or worse...

A RESONANCE CASCADE!!
(Actually that would be pretty cool :D)

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Aaron Hong · 823 weeks ago

I was wondering when someone would do this joke...

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MercenaryBlue · 823 weeks ago

I'm lost for words..

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2 replies · active 823 weeks ago

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Unsilenced · 823 weeks ago

try *facepalm*

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MercenaryBlue · 823 weeks ago

No, its too awesome for a facepalm.

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me man · 823 weeks ago

Spy's rapin' mah sentry!

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Unsilenced · 823 weeks ago

And here I thought halolz had moved on from it's obsession with stupid sex-related jokes...

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Leo E. 114p · 823 weeks ago

Haven't been here long, have you? Let me share something with you...

http://www.halolz.com/2008/07/16/so-i-herd-u-liek...

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Unsilenced · 823 weeks ago

True enough, but that was sorta funny in a rick-roll way.

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phaphachboy 32p · 823 weeks ago

I'm going to guess that you didn't see the engineer erecting his dispenser

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Unsilenced · 823 weeks ago

Yeah, but there was a brief period of about a day where no-one fucked an inanimate object, so I thought it had stopped.

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Burnt Eyes · 823 weeks ago

You sir, thought wrong!

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Unsilenced · 823 weeks ago

Immature jokes?

Sapping MY lolz?

It's more likely than I thought.

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CodePhoenix525 90p · 823 weeks ago

FIRST!
lol never thought of that. Hate to see a Lvl 3 sentry there.

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Jackal Lantern 37p · 823 weeks ago

LAST!
You'd prefer he do a Lvl 1? Ewww...
SENTRY PEDO!

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codemaster525 on June 2nd, 2009 5:22 pm

FIRST!
lol never thought of that. Hate to see a Lvl 3 sentry there.
LeoTheProdigy on June 2nd, 2009 5:42 pm

Spy's tappin' mah sentry!
me man on June 2nd, 2009 5:47 pm

Spy's rapin' mah sentry!
BreadRaptors? on June 2nd, 2009 5:51 pm

Think of it's children
Guy on June 2nd, 2009 5:51 pm

Then he gets the clap from this.

"I told you not to touch that darn thing."
Unsilenced on June 2nd, 2009 7:01 pm

And here I thought halolz had moved on from it's obsession with stupid sex-related jokes…
randomypurple on June 2nd, 2009 7:01 pm

i can only imagine what the engie must be thinking.
BlueChameleon on June 2nd, 2009 7:06 pm

"The spy has already breached our defenses…You see what he has done to our collegues!"
Don on June 2nd, 2009 7:06 pm

My head just asploded.
Chris on June 2nd, 2009 7:42 pm

Hawt. Oooh, I'm gonna have to sit on my hands!
MrRaccoon on June 2nd, 2009 8:21 pm

Do sentries got self-destruction? If they do the spy will feel a "burning" sensation down there
MercenaryBlue on June 2nd, 2009 9:03 pm

I'm lost for words..
OrionX on June 2nd, 2009 10:04 pm

Engineer update: The dispenser dispenses condoms.
The_Ginger on June 2nd, 2009 11:22 pm

Spy just gained the achievement "it's not the size of your sapper…"
AuraMaster on June 2nd, 2009 11:49 pm

The sentry's getting backstabbed in a whole new way.
Paulrus-Keaton? on June 3rd, 2009 12:53 am

God knows what he does to Cornish game hens…
TalkingBidoof on June 3rd, 2009 1:19 am

Eeeerectin a dispen- HOLY SHIT!
Paiv on June 3rd, 2009 2:55 am

The disposition of the engineer is just like "Oh fuck, not again".
Aaron Hong on June 3rd, 2009 4:55 am

I was wondering when someone would do this joke…
Taiho on June 3rd, 2009 7:33 am

That's right Mr. Spy. You keep just keep sapping away while I activate the self destruct on that there sentry of mine.
xGRiMx on June 3rd, 2009 8:58 pm

rule 34
LeoTheProdigy on June 4th, 2009 9:41 am

Wait… another by Shipp? This is the Shippiddge I'm thinking about, correct?
Ryven on June 5th, 2009 4:16 pm

I wander if it's a long term relationship?