Falcon P- NOOOOOOOOO!!!

The Falcon Punch… it may be strong, but it can be beaten! Jake Ahola found this out the hard way.

Falcon P- NOOOOOOOOO!!!

Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 24, 2009 · 12:18 PM

(208 votes, average: 4.04 out of 5)

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F-Zero, Failure, FALCON PAAAANCH, Kirby, Nintendo, Sneak Attack, Special Attacks, Super Smash Bros, Wii

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TalkingBidoof 100p · 824 weeks ago

Kirby has indeed eaten the Falcon. But ironically, in a few seconds, he will have become the very thing he sought to destroy.

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3 replies · active 812 weeks ago

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BlueChameleon 92p · 824 weeks ago

Destroy?
It was jealousy!

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GreggD · 824 weeks ago

Wait...Couldn't he just punch his way through Kirby's gut?

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Ifail · 812 weeks ago

Kirby's stomach acids would have gotten to him first...
Does Kirby have stomach acids?

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Comire 101p · 824 weeks ago

It's a sad day when the "I want you inside me" meme triumphs over Falcon Punch. A sad day indeed.

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Gourmet 94p · 765 weeks ago

Looks like Kirby is having.....
FALCON LUNCH!

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MercenaryBlue · 824 weeks ago

Now to be slowly disgested alive for a thousand years in the maw of the great beast sar.. kirby.

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XZOSmashAC · 824 weeks ago

This comes the time where Kirby dethrones the Falcon, becoming the new master of the VG heavens, as Ness becomes the new master of the VG underworld from dethroning Wolf.

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Leo E. 114p · 824 weeks ago

Is it possible that we've found something that can stop a Falcon Punch?

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3 replies · active 823 weeks ago

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Caelun Niveus · 824 weeks ago

Could Captain Falcon stop even his own Falcon Punch?

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Someguy5031 56p · 824 weeks ago

When falcon punches collide a crater the size of the moon is made, its been done....

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FistoftheEastShroom 64p · 823 weeks ago

Actually, two Falcon Punches colliding would cause so much stress on the space-time continuum that time and space themselves would be destroyed.

Only through the way it was made can the universe be unmade...and that's by Captain Falcon's will.

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Vabolo 118p · 824 weeks ago

Could Captain Falcon create a Falcon Punch so hot he couldn't eat it?

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MercenaryBlue · 824 weeks ago

There's alot of things... I should make something for that.

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deleted9104152 38p · 692 weeks ago

and this is how Kirby's toilet exploded and his house covered in sewage on the inside forced him to move in to the Halberd

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VJoe10 · 824 weeks ago

The Captain survived that day but was suspiciously scared of vacumes the rest of his life.

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G1drake 91p · 824 weeks ago

Falcon haz been eaten?!

EVERBODY.....PANIC!!!!!

OH NOES! OMG!!!!!! RUN!!!!!

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2 replies · active 812 weeks ago

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 816 weeks ago

Don't worry!
Kirby is my second best, so I can control him.

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Ifail · 812 weeks ago

But Kirby is about to explode from the inside in a fiery flash of blood and guts...
DO NOT WANT. But...
Isn't that too gory for a T-rated game?

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DClaw 83p · 802 weeks ago

And that my dear friends is how Kirby dies. The end.

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1 reply · active 778 weeks ago

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MasterOCrumpets 49p · 778 weeks ago

*splatter*

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Frenchox 50p · 824 weeks ago

5 seconds later, kirby exploded in A FUCKING BAJILLION BITS AND GUTS.Moral of the story?
NEVER GET FALCON ANGRY.NEVAR.

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MasterOCrumpets 49p · 778 weeks ago

one cannot kill The Falcon

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KingofRetards 84p · 824 weeks ago

You don't want to see what happened a few seconds after he swallowed him.

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Unsilenced · 824 weeks ago

I swear, one more "lol" that is a fuxing brawl screenshot...

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Unsilenced · 824 weeks ago

What the doublepost?

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DarkSpeedZero 52p · 824 weeks ago

New ability achieved!
FALCON Kirby!
Has the ability to Falc-!
*Kirby explodes from the inside*

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MrRaccoon 106p · 824 weeks ago

This is blasphemy! This is madness!
This is good! XD

Falcon will make his triumphant return someday, but stinking like shiet

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Kal · 824 weeks ago

Taken moments before Kirby mysteriously exploded from the inside.

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unknown · 819 weeks ago

if kirby eats u, eat him cause he's a mashmellow!!

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2 replies · active 812 weeks ago

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 816 weeks ago

I will get the camping fire!!

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Ifail · 812 weeks ago

I'll get the Chocolate and Graham crackers!

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 812 weeks ago

eh...
Who cares?

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Unsilenced · 824 weeks ago

I swear, one more "lol" that is a fuxing brawl screenshot...

I'd threaten to falcon punch your website, but that seems obsolete now.

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301st Spartan · 824 weeks ago

WHY! WHY DIDN'T YOU TURN! WHY! YOU WOULD'VE OWNED THAT KIRBY! WHY! WHY!!!!!!!

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snakemanexe · 824 weeks ago

FIRST

Also, nice.

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MrRaccoon 106p · 824 weeks ago

I'm sorry to tell you sir, but first is the new last

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Shieldman 44p · 824 weeks ago

Last is the new black.

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Ifail · 812 weeks ago

Black is the new bsvuhfbgfnsjfgtsbdf...
Whatever a bsvuhfbgfnsjfgtsbdf is.

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Leo E. 114p · 824 weeks ago

Last.

Also, fail.

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TalkingBidoof 100p · 824 weeks ago

Not last anymore. And I would now claim to be last, but someone would probably steal this post and become the newly coveted position of last.

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Leo E. 114p · 824 weeks ago

I was talking about his comment, not mine.

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Wolf · 824 weeks ago

Cant let you first that, snakemanexe !

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deleted9533332 32p · 824 weeks ago

Also, the game

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DeathJam · 824 weeks ago

I HATE YOU!!!

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Angel Beat 88p · 824 weeks ago

Does not exist.

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Ryan · 824 weeks ago

You rat bastard

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Gamegeneral · 824 weeks ago

He seems to have misplaced the game.

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48 Comments

snakemanexe on May 24th, 2009 4:21 pm

FIRST

Also, nice.
301st Spartan on May 24th, 2009 4:37 pm

WHY! WHY DIDN'T YOU TURN! WHY! YOU WOULD'VE OWNED THAT KIRBY! WHY! WHY!!!!!!!
Kal on May 24th, 2009 4:41 pm

Taken moments before Kirby mysteriously exploded from the inside.
Leo058 on May 24th, 2009 5:05 pm

Is it possible that we've found something that can stop a Falcon Punch?
TehVortex on May 24th, 2009 5:19 pm

It's a sad day when the "I want you inside me" meme triumphs over Falcon Punch. A sad day indeed.
MrRaccoon on May 24th, 2009 5:50 pm

This is blasphemy! This is madness!
This is good! XD

Falcon will make his triumphant return someday, but stinking like shiet
XZOSmashAC on May 24th, 2009 5:56 pm

This comes the time where Kirby dethrones the Falcon, becoming the new master of the VG heavens, as Ness becomes the new master of the VG underworld from dethroning Wolf.
G1drake on May 24th, 2009 6:07 pm

Falcon haz been eaten?!

EVERBODY…..PANIC!!!!!

OH NOES! OMG!!!!!! RUN!!!!!
TalkingBidoof on May 24th, 2009 6:14 pm

Kirby has indeed eaten the Falcon. But ironically, in a few seconds, he will have become the very thing he sought to destroy.
VJoe10 on May 24th, 2009 8:09 pm

The Captain survived that day but was suspiciously scared of vacumes the rest of his life.
MercenaryBlue on May 24th, 2009 9:01 pm

Now to be slowly disgested alive for a thousand years in the maw of the great beast sar.. kirby.
DarkSpeedZero on May 24th, 2009 10:32 pm

New ability achieved!
FALCON Kirby!
Has the ability to Falc-!
*Kirby explodes from the inside*
Unsilenced on May 25th, 2009 6:42 am

I swear, one more "lol" that is a fuxing brawl screenshot…

I'd threaten to falcon punch your website, but that seems obsolete now.
Unsilenced on May 26th, 2009 2:46 am

I swear, one more "lol" that is a fuxing brawl screenshot…
Unsilenced on May 26th, 2009 2:47 am

What the doublepost?
KingofRetards on May 26th, 2009 10:01 pm

You don't want to see what happened a few seconds after he swallowed him.
frencho on May 27th, 2009 12:42 pm

5 seconds later, kirby exploded in A FUCKING BAJILLION BITS AND GUTS.Moral of the story?
NEVER GET FALCON ANGRY.NEVAR.
unknown on June 28th, 2009 10:07 am

if kirby eats u, eat him cause he's a mashmellow!!
DClaw on October 27th, 2009 7:14 pm

And that my dear friends is how Kirby dies. The end.
ShadowDuck on July 16th, 2010 7:44 pm

Looks like Kirby is having…..
FALCON LUNCH!
shroobot3000 on December 7th, 2011 12:03 pm

and this is how Kirby's toilet exploded and his house covered in sewage on the inside forced him to move in to the Halberd