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PANDA KICK!

I guess Tekken 6 wanted it’s own knock-off of the falcon punch… but they’re doing it all wrong!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 22, 2009 · 8:11 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (162 votes, average: 2.01 out of 5)
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Arcade, FALCON PAAAANCH, Kickin' It, Namco, Playstation, Special Attacks, Uncategorized, Wild Animals, Xbox 360

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His back looks like a relief map of the rocky mountains.
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PANDA KICK!

Sponsored by your friends at the FALCON PAAAANCH society.
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You're all doing it wrong!
That's pedobear far away cousin, rapepanda
He was going to rape that guy, just look at the way he's jumping in "BANZAI!" style, ready to rape his victim like pedobear, but the guy received him with a kick
and so kids, that's why pedobear is "pedo"bear, because children kicks won't work as well
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4 replies · active 830 weeks ago
Now I get the story behind Kung-Fu Panda
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I lol'd. Hard.
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I thought it was Sexual-harassment Panda
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Panda Kick! unfortunately will probably be followed up by Peta Protest!
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3 replies · active 830 weeks ago
Peta Protest is SUPER AWESOME xD
Especially if you think of that it never would betray Falcon... Just like the Green Piece does
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Green Piece, lol XD
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Which will be ruined when their dead animal freezer inexplicably explodes behind them and showers dead kitty parts and flaming scraps of irony onto their soapbox.

Pork.
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miss it and you are F***ED
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I guess you could call that

a bear hug

*shot*
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2 replies · active 830 weeks ago
me:RE-LOADING

Francis: Shut up and make me a sandwich.
me: ....yessir.
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UR DOIN' IT WRONG DUE TO TWO REASONS:

a) The motion being done needs to be named after the one doing it

i.e. Captain Falcon doin' a falcon pawnch

and
b) No fat chicks (yes I'm talking to you Panda).
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At least he isn't punching a pussy...
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2 replies · active 830 weeks ago
Pussy Kick? I think not.

That would actually be doing it right.
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a pussy punch isnt nothing compared to a tit kick.
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MrSunshine028 · 830 weeks ago

What about a C*nt Punt?
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Very right indeed.
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At least he isn't punching a pussy.
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Greenpeace is not gonna like that.
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in soviet russia bear punch you, unless your zangief... no bear dares go near zangief
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