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FAIL - Pokemon Balls

Hmm, I wonder… are they selling Pokeballs for catching Pokemon …or like, Pokemon genitalia? Actually you know what, I think I’d rather not know.
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Pokemon Balls

Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 19, 2009 · 12:06 PM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(181 votes, average: 3.70 out of 5)

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TalkingBidoof 100p · 832 weeks ago

So... He took a screen cap of Google ads, crossed out the URLs in MS Paint, and then circled the one on the right in case we thought there was so much to read that we'd miss his unparalleled discovery of hilarity.

And then typed in the word Fail so that we didn't have to describe his submission for him.

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6 replies · active 832 weeks ago

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Taiho 86p · 832 weeks ago

I see that Aprils fails day has come back to haunt us

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MasqueNoMercy 96p · 832 weeks ago

you have so much anger toward the quality of this post... you get +

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BlueChameleon 92p · 832 weeks ago

Makes me said our e-peens are frozen...

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 832 weeks ago

Why oh why, couldn't my epeen be frozen when I hit 69 :(

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Vabolo 118p · 832 weeks ago

I know, right?

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MasqueNoMercy 96p · 832 weeks ago

yes... now i will forever be just 4p behind you...

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TalkingBidoof 100p · 832 weeks ago

Then you're lucky. Mine is perpetually stuck at zero no matter how witty a comment I post.

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KingofRetards 84p · 832 weeks ago

Hehe. Now no matter how shitty my comments get, I will always be on top :D

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frencho · 832 weeks ago

And then, E-PEENS fell in their knees, their owners cried in joy, when TalkingBidoof threw the truth in their faces...

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MrRaccoon 106p · 832 weeks ago

And that's the truth, the hurting and lame truth
well said sir

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Nick Amos · 832 weeks ago

I was in a dang hurry O_o

And if you've never seen the failblog you wouldn't get the reference. As for the quality... I don't know, it just turned out like that. Chill. And I HAD to cross out the URL's, because I figure I couldn't use the URL's anyway.

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Vabolo 118p · 832 weeks ago

"What, just two minutes?"
"Baby, what don't you understand about QICK BALLS?"

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Gamegeneral · 832 weeks ago

Anyone thinking of a certain evil shopkeeper from a well known feline video game comic series?

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2 replies · active 826 weeks ago

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Luka Tuka · 832 weeks ago

you mean Penny Arcade?

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MrRaccoon 106p · 832 weeks ago

He mean VGcats and Jhonny Evilguy

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Joshy206 66p · 826 weeks ago

Control-Alt-Delete? :P

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Banette · 832 weeks ago

He means VGCats.

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Cloak 93p · 737 weeks ago

if there's still viable genetic material in those "balls", then we could clone real pokemon!

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Joshy206 66p · 832 weeks ago

Let's hope THOSE don't get the Red Rings of Death....

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G1drake 91p · 832 weeks ago

at least they don,t show DUSK BALLS

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2 replies · active 816 weeks ago

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Juggernaut470 84p · 818 weeks ago

Or heavy balls

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xyxoz · 816 weeks ago

or master balls

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MrRaccoon 106p · 832 weeks ago

Remember kids: "I captured pokemons with pokeballs" is not the same as "I captured pokemon balls", because the second one will only make people look at you as a psycho pervert

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Leo E. 114p · 832 weeks ago

Gonna have to agree with Bidoof... it would've been funnier if it were left alone.

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Panicx3 0p · 832 weeks ago

Mhm.

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Luka Tuka · 832 weeks ago

that was a super pointless comment. Dynamically pointless.

But honestly, shawn, please tell us what other kinds of submissions there were so we can know that you had no other alternatives?

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Angel Beat 88p · 832 weeks ago

Seller bitch's be trippin' balls.

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Gamegeneral · 832 weeks ago

My pokeballs bring all the boys to the yard...

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jacfalcon · 832 weeks ago

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

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TalkingBidoof · 832 weeks ago

So... He took a screen cap of Google ads, crossed out the URLs in MS Paint, and then circled the one on the right in case we thought there was so much to read that we'd miss his unparalleled discovery of hilarity.

And then typed in the word Fail so that we didn't have to describe his submission for him.

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Unsilenced · 832 weeks ago

It's a known fact that no matter what you put into google, it will offer to sell you some on E-bay, Yahoo or Google.

Seriously.

Try "Thermo-nuclear weaponry"

Oh, and just because I can:

BALLS OF POKEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gamegeneral · 832 weeks ago

THE BALLS ARE INERT

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Mattias · 832 weeks ago

I'm sure you'd see similar Google Ads if you typed in "Samus Boobs". Maybe I'll submit that. :P

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Walker · 832 weeks ago

are they're?

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2 replies · active 832 weeks ago

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Shawn Handyside 106p · 832 weeks ago

Oops... GRAMMAR FAIL...

I'll go fix that!

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Some Guy · 832 weeks ago

NO U.

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Some Guy on May 19th, 2009 4:19 pm

NO U.
Walker on May 19th, 2009 4:27 pm

are they're?
TalkingBidoof on May 19th, 2009 4:56 pm

So… He took a screen cap of Google ads, crossed out the URLs in MS Paint, and then circled the one on the left in case we thought there was so much to read that we'd miss his unparalleled discovery of hilarity.

And then typed in the word Fail so that we didn't have to describe his submission for him.
TalkingBidoof on May 19th, 2009 4:57 pm

So… He took a screen cap of Google ads, crossed out the URLs in MS Paint, and then circled the one on the right in case we thought there was so much to read that we'd miss his unparalleled discovery of hilarity.

And then typed in the word Fail so that we didn't have to describe his submission for him.
RVG_Ravage on May 19th, 2009 5:19 pm

Seller bitch's be trippin' balls.
Mattias on May 19th, 2009 5:34 pm

I'm sure you'd see similar Google Ads if you typed in "Samus Boobs". Maybe I'll submit that. :P
Leo058 on May 19th, 2009 7:11 pm

Gonna have to agree with Bidoof… it would've been funnier if it were left alone.
MrRaccoon on May 19th, 2009 7:53 pm

Remember kids: "I captured pokemons with pokeballs" is not the same as "I captured pokemon balls", because the second one will only make people look at you as a psycho pervert
G1drake on May 19th, 2009 8:11 pm

at least they don,t show DUSK BALLS
Unsilenced on May 19th, 2009 9:19 pm

It's a known fact that no matter what you put into google, it will offer to sell you some on E-bay, Yahoo or Google.

Seriously.

Try "Thermo-nuclear weaponry"

Oh, and just because I can:

BALLS OF POKEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gamegeneral on May 19th, 2009 9:56 pm

Anyone thinking of a certain evil shopkeeper from a well known feline video game comic series?
Banette on May 19th, 2009 11:07 pm

He means VGCats.
RVG_Ravage on May 20th, 2009 1:06 am

*singing-ish* Everybody's got to fail sometimes…
KingofRetards on May 20th, 2009 3:07 am

Hehe. Now no matter how shitty my comments get, I will always be on top :D
Joshy206 on May 20th, 2009 9:45 am

Let's hope THOSE don't get the Red Rings of Death….
Vabolo on May 20th, 2009 9:35 pm

"What, just two minutes?"
"Baby, what don't you understand about QICK BALLS?"
AManWithACloak on March 17th, 2011 3:12 am

if there's still viable genetic material in those "balls", then we could clone real pokemon!

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