Help for Plants and Zombies Game

Narrative Flood proves that you can’t always trust every help screen you see… especially in PopCap’s new game Plants vs Zombies!

Help for Plants and Zombies Game

Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 6, 2009 · 4:15 AM

(148 votes, average: 4.26 out of 5)

Loading ...

Categories:
PC, PopCap, Tips & Tricks, Uncategorized, Zombies

· Leave a comment (25 Comments)

Comments (25)

Logging you in...

Dashboard | Edit profile | Logout

Logged in as

+3 Vote up Vote down

YYS · 835 weeks ago

This game is so much fun. I recommend it to everyone.

Report

3 replies · active 832 weeks ago

+3 Vote up Vote down

phaphachboy 32p · 832 weeks ago

It shall forever be named as the best tower defense game in the world... and that title is rarely given out

Report

+3 Vote up Vote down

Shawn Handyside 106p · 835 weeks ago

I agree... PvZ is great so far! And protip... if you pick it up on Steam it's only 10 bucks!

Report

+2 Vote up Vote down

YYS · 835 weeks ago

WALL-NUT! I CHOOSE YOU!!

Report

+3 Vote up Vote down

MexicanJuice 85p · 835 weeks ago

Great. Soon you know you other video game enemies are gonna start picking up on this. Just think about it.

HELP FOR WORLD WAR II GAME: JUST GO TO SLEEP. THE NAZIS SHALL TAKE CARE OF YOU, AND THEN WILL HELP THE JEWS. THEY'LL HELP THE SHIT OUT OF THE JEWS. - Brought to you by your local mini-mustachioed dictator.

Report

2 replies · active 818 weeks ago

+1 Vote up Vote down

Someguy5031 56p · 835 weeks ago

This could be a meme.

Report

+3 Vote up Vote down

BlueChameleon 92p · 835 weeks ago

HELP FOR TEAM FORTRESS 2 GAME: AVOID POINT CAPTURES AT ALL COSTS AND DO NOT STEP ON MEDKITS. IF YOU ARE A SNIPER, IGNORE ALL URGES TO LOOK BEHIND YOU AND STAY ZOOMED IN. IF YOU ARE A SCOUT, USE A TELEPORTER. IF YOU ARE A MEDIC, UBERCHARGE AN ENGINEER. IF YOU ARE A HEAVY, STAY AWAY FROM MEDICS AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. IF YOU ARE A DEMOMAN, SPAM THE 'KABOOM' TAUNT. IF YOU ARE AN ENGINEER, BUILD NO DISPENSERS, AND ONLY USE SENTRIES FACING WALLS. IF YOU ARE A PYRO, DISREGARD ALL INSTINCTS TO FLAME TEAMMATES. IF YOU ARE A SPY, DO NOT USE DISGUISES AND RUN TO THE CAPTURE POINTS. IF YOU ARE A SOLDIER, FEEL FREE TO ROCKETJUMP WITH NO HEALTH. IF YOU SEE A SPY CHANGE INTO ANOTHER CLASS, NOTHING INTERESTING IS HAPPENING. YOU WIN THE GAME WHEN THE ADMINISTRATOR SAYS 'YOU FAIL'. - this help section brought to you by team blu

Report

-1 Vote up Vote down

Hunter · 818 weeks ago

HOW TO PROPERLY PLAY TF2: Take ahold of points at all cost. Don't forget medkits. You'll need 'em! If you're a sniper, WEAR A RAZORBACK if you DO have one, and snipe away. If you're a scout, ignore teleports and dash all the way to the base and get assistants to help, since he's got not much HP. If you're a medic, prepare yourself to make an ubercharge, and do it to anyone but THE engineer...I guess. If you're a heavy, call a medic if you DO need him, and fire at will when near enemies. If you're a demoman, properly hide stickies, and detonate them when you need to. If you're an engineer, build a dispenser or sentry when they NEED one. If you're a pyro, incinerate your enemies if you have enough flamethrower ammo. If you're a spy, be prepared to disguise, backstab, sap enemy buildings, and get to the capture points WITH A DISGUISE ON. If you're a soldier, rocketjump when necessary, but use medkits if you're dying! If you see a spy disguising himself, something REALLY has to be done. You win if a voice says you've finished the game, and you hear the crowd cheering.

Report

+1 Vote up Vote down

Someguy5031 56p · 835 weeks ago

Well I meant with visuals.....

Report

+1 Vote up Vote down

Oliver Bark · 835 weeks ago

It sure could be a meme.

HELP FOR HALF-LIFE GAME: IF YOU SEE A LITTLE SPIDER-LIKE CREATURE ON THE FLOOR, WEAR IT AS A HAT. IF YOU SEE A TONGUE DANGLING FROM THE CELING, WALK INTO IT AND STAY STILL. IF YOU SEE A RED LASER, WALK THROUGH IT AND APPROACH THE NEAREST MECHANICAL OBJECT. IF YOU SEE A BLUE LASER, GO TO THE SIDE WHERE THE LASER IS COMING FROM AND WALK THROUGH IT. IF YOU SEE A SOLDIER, DROP ALL YOUR WEAPONS AND WALK TOWARDS HIM. IF YOU SEE THREE ENORMOUS CLAWS POKING OUT OF A HOLE, MAKE A LOUD NOISE AND STAY STILL.
-This help section brought to you by the Nihilanth

Report

+2 Vote up Vote down

phaphachboy 32p · 832 weeks ago

*Follows all these instructions*
Awesome! I finally beat Half-Life

Report

-1 Vote up Vote down

Hunter · 818 weeks ago

DO THE NEGATIVES OF THE RULES.

-this help section brought to you by Hunter "deadly_feather" Coates.

Report

-1 Vote up Vote down

Hunter · 818 weeks ago

Wait! I almost forgot something!
HOW TO PROPERLY FINISH HALF LIFE: If you have sought a headcrab, crowbar it to death. If you had sought a tounge dangling from the ceiling (barnacles!), find it and blast it to death. If you see a red or blue laser, don't pass through. If you see a soldier, KILL HIM. If you see tentacles, activate the oxygen, fuel, and energy, and TEST FIRE!

-this help section brought to you by Hunter "deadly_feather" Coates.

Report

+1 Vote up Vote down

Unsilenced · 835 weeks ago

Left 4 Dead instructions:

To win this game, avoid your teammates at all cost. If you see a fat guy, hug him for bonus points. Bonus points are also given for setting off car alarms and metal detectors. Strategic locations are on the edges of rooftops and cliffs that you can be knocked off. If the earth starts to shake, get near a cliff and stand very still.

WARNING: Whatever you do, don't start a fire.

Report

2 replies · active 818 weeks ago

-1 Vote up Vote down

Hunter · 818 weeks ago

To win this game, make it to the safe room and kill as many Infected as you can. If you do avoid your teammates and you aren't Bill, you'll get raped by him. (see Left 4 Bed) If you see a fat guy (which is the Boomer), don't hug him! He'll vomit. Bonus points don't exist. THEY. REALLY. DON'T. Stay on the land! If you're near the edges of rooftops and cliffs, get the f*ck away from them! If you sense the earth shaking, kill the Tank if it's there. Whatever you do, START ANY FIRES if tanks or witches are nearby.

Report

+1 Vote up Vote down

MrRaccoon 106p · 835 weeks ago

Really? wow that's easy to do...
what the...

Report

+1 Vote up Vote down

killercartoons 71p · 835 weeks ago

Lolwhat?

Report

0 Vote up Vote down

Ghostwish · 679 weeks ago

2 year old games are new now? Wow. Learn something new everyday.

Report

0 Vote up Vote down

Seriously · 833 weeks ago

This seems to be just a normal screenie of the help section.

Report

0 Vote up Vote down

Ryan · 835 weeks ago

Do the zombies always win the game? They don't have brains so they can't think about the game.... oh by the way you all lost the game.

Report

0 Vote up Vote down

Jägerbomber · 835 weeks ago

Don't tell him I said this, but I think Dave is crazy! :P
If you've played it then you know what I'm talking about.

Report

0 Vote up Vote down

jacfalcon · 835 weeks ago

Kongregate: -15 Points Badge

Report

0 Vote up Vote down

KidWithTheFace · 835 weeks ago

awww, zombies are so considerate. i don't know what left 4 dead has against them.

Report

0 Vote up Vote down

Burnt Eyes · 835 weeks ago

Damn sneaky-ass zombies, makin up lies...

Report

0 Vote up Vote down

eskimo bob · 835 weeks ago

I lol'd when I saw this in the demo. :]

Report

Comments by IntenseDebate

25 Comments

MexicanJuice on May 6th, 2009 8:27 am

Great. Soon you know you other video game enemies are gonna start picking up on this. Just think about it.

HELP FOR WORLD WAR II GAME: JUST GO TO SLEEP. THE NAZIS SHALL TAKE CARE OF YOU, AND THEN WILL HELP THE JEWS. THEY'LL HELP THE SHIT OUT OF THE JEWS. -- Brought to you by your local mini-mustachioed dictator.
eskimo bob on May 6th, 2009 9:40 am

I lol'd when I saw this in the demo. :]
Burnt Eyes on May 6th, 2009 12:05 pm

Damn sneaky-ass zombies, makin up lies…
KidWithTheFace on May 6th, 2009 12:33 pm

awww, zombies are so considerate. i don't know what left 4 dead has against them.
killercartoons on May 6th, 2009 1:49 pm

Lolwhat?
MrRaccoon on May 6th, 2009 3:07 pm

Really? wow that's easy to do…
what the…
jacfalcon on May 6th, 2009 3:18 pm

Kongregate: -15 Points Badge
Unsilenced on May 6th, 2009 3:32 pm

Left 4 Dead instructions:

To win this game, avoid your teammates at all cost. If you see a fat guy, hug him for bonus points. Bonus points are also given for setting off car alarms and metal detectors. Strategic locations are on the edges of rooftops and cliffs that you can be knocked off. If the earth starts to shake, get near a cliff and stand very still.

WARNING: Whatever you do, don't start a fire.
Jägerbomber on May 6th, 2009 11:20 am

Don't tell him I said this, but I think Dave is crazy! :P
If you've played it then you know what I'm talking about.
Ryan on May 6th, 2009 11:41 pm

Do the zombies always win the game? They don't have brains so they can't think about the game…. oh by the way you all lost the game.
YYS on May 7th, 2009 3:31 am

This game is so much fun. I recommend it to everyone.
YYS on May 7th, 2009 4:10 am

WALL-NUT! I CHOOSE YOU!!
Seriously on May 14th, 2009 8:41 am

This seems to be just a normal screenie of the help section.
Andrew Jackson on May 12th, 2010 7:32 pm

my favorite character on the Plants Vs. Zombies game is none other than the Michael Jackson zombie.;.:
Ghostwish on April 26th, 2012 8:06 pm

2 year old games are new now? Wow. Learn something new everyday.