Mary died of dysentery.

57 Comments

1. Shawn Handyside on April 22nd, 2009 8:19 pm
   

   Yes I know, it's old… but I just can't resist Oregon Trail humor!
2. Leo058 on April 22nd, 2009 11:35 pm
   

   Oh god, that was just horrible…
   …5/5
3. Trogador on April 22nd, 2009 11:46 pm
   

   Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do!
4. KingofRetards on April 22nd, 2009 11:52 pm
   

   Oh, that's dark…
   5/5
5. Taiho on April 23rd, 2009 12:06 am
   

   He brought a lot of women along, either he's mormon or he's planning ahead.
6. omgwtfbbq on April 23rd, 2009 12:21 am
   

   I hope that's sarcastic.
7. Link_09 on April 23rd, 2009 12:26 am
   

   Every Fight Is a Food Fight, when you're a CANNIBAL.
8. TalkingBidoof on April 23rd, 2009 12:33 am
   

   You found 120 pounds of food.

   Joanne caught dysentery.

   Beth caught dysentery.

   You caught dysentery.
9. DarkSpeedZero on April 23rd, 2009 12:44 am
   

   YOU MUST DIE!
10. Stin on April 23rd, 2009 1:09 am
    

    Sepember 23? MAH BIRFDAY! Auto-5!
11. MrRaccoon on April 23rd, 2009 2:11 am
    

    mmm, yummy…
12. 1qqqq1 on April 23rd, 2009 2:26 am
    

    I just love the generic 'food' discovered. It's not directly called meat, so…
13. Segnaro on April 23rd, 2009 3:13 am
    

    Long Pork, yum yum.
14. Sigma on April 23rd, 2009 3:44 am
    

    Would anyone like a breast? A thigh?
15. Angel.9 Rakou Cobra on April 23rd, 2009 4:05 am
    

    At least they'll have Mary with them… for a while.
16. Link_09 on April 23rd, 2009 4:08 am
    

    I CANT WAIT TO BOMB SOME DODONGOS.
17. W00T4GE on April 23rd, 2009 4:33 am
    

    This brings back memories. I named all my party members after my best friends when I was like 7. They all died and I couldn't stop crying, my sister thought it was hilarious though.
18. Hariku on April 23rd, 2009 4:38 am
    

    MMMMmmm, that's good ham!
19. rocket man on April 23rd, 2009 4:46 am
    

    This strip is from a webcomic, Now defunct but still sombodies web comic.
    What I'm getting at is why the hell has that strip been watermarked? It's the kind of dick move that EbaumWorld.com is reviled for.
20. jacfalcon on April 23rd, 2009 5:56 am
    

    Your mom!
21. jacfalcon on April 23rd, 2009 6:15 am
    

    "A disorder of the digestive system that results in severe diarrhea containing mucus and/or blood in the feces."

    EAT THAT!!!
22. TheAceOfSkulls on April 23rd, 2009 10:52 am
    

    Soylent Green is people!
23. Paulrus on April 23rd, 2009 1:34 pm
    

    Yeah…. cannibalism isn't good on one who died of the poopin' disease. There's not enough spices in the world to make me want to eat that.

    Heh. "You traded Mary meat to Native American trader."
    "You got Corn."
    "Trader and his tribe have gotten sick and died."
    "America has received the Western territories."
    Yay, for Manifest Destiny.
24. Teradohn on April 23rd, 2009 4:25 pm
    

    Cannibalism FTW.
25. codemaster525 on April 23rd, 2009 9:08 pm
    

    lol demitri martin.
26. Vabolo on April 23rd, 2009 10:49 pm
    

    "There's a little bit of Mary in all of us now."
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