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ZANGIEF FLOWCHART

If you think back to your Street Fighter II days, you’ll remember that one of Zangief’s win quotes was “Next time we meet, I’m gonna break your arms.” Hence this wacky flowchart found by ArsenalIV!

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ZANGIEF FLOWCHART

Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 18, 2009 · 11:58 PM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(257 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 836 weeks ago

Zangief is doing a great public service wrestling these bears. Don't let the Winnie the Pooh, Paddington, Berenstein bears propoganda fool you. They're a threat to our very way of life!
http://www.wikiality.com/Bears

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Link_09 69p · 836 weeks ago

DO A BEARELL ROLL!

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VJoe10 67p · 829 weeks ago

PRESS Z OR R TWICE!

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RoboRed 67p · 836 weeks ago

I just had a sudden thought...What if it doesn't have arms? Does it just go straight to "Wrestle"?

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2 replies · active 836 weeks ago

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GreggD · 836 weeks ago

More than likely. Also, "WELL DANG" had me laughing for about an hour today.

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MrRaccoon 106p · 836 weeks ago

My god, this is the first submission to make me laugh like crazy in a loooong time XD
EPIC WIN, HUSH ANYTHING ELSE!
Unless you're a bear

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frencho · 836 weeks ago

unless it's a farm!

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D00D64 33p · 837 weeks ago

ZANGIEF VS. PEDOBEAR

MATCH OF THE CENTURY FOLKS

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BlueChameleon 92p · 836 weeks ago

My money's on the creepy-looking one!
Um, Zangief.

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MrRaccoon 106p · 836 weeks ago

Somewhat I can hear Type A tetris music playing in that fight

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Taiho 86p · 836 weeks ago

TETRIS DEATH-MATCH EXTREME!

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frencho · 836 weeks ago

when Zangief breaks the bear's arms,does he replace them with "L" shaped tetris pieces?

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RoboRed 67p · 836 weeks ago

That's a question for the masses right there...

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Obvious Troll · 836 weeks ago

Doesn't Pedobear normally have arms bent at a 90 degree angle?

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KingofRetards 84p · 836 weeks ago

And a thirst for little girls?

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Taiho 86p · 836 weeks ago

No, he thirsts for Chris Hanson, the children are merely a means to an end for him.

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RoboRed 67p · 837 weeks ago

"Is it a bear?" --> yes --> "OH BOY OH BOY"

lmao

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Gamegeneral · 836 weeks ago

Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy....
Here comes the bear!
Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy!
I just can't get him saying "Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy..." out of my head. it's freakin' hilarious!

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MrRaccoon 106p · 836 weeks ago

Me neither XD

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jacfalcon 50p · 836 weeks ago

Okay, I have to be the n00b of the day.

Can somebody explain this one to me. I get flow charts, but what do "bears" have to do with this guy?

Thanks.

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3 replies · active 836 weeks ago

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Taiho 86p · 836 weeks ago

Zangief trains by wrestling bears. Either that or he's a fan of the Colbert Report.

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Vabolo 118p · 836 weeks ago

"Oh no, I forgot: I'm delicious!"

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FBSword 47p · 836 weeks ago

BEARS: THEY. WILL. KILL. YOU. And not only are they killing machines, but Godless killing machines. They eat saints.

Ah, Colbert. That guy is a freaking comedic genius (and so are his writers)

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MrSunshine028 · 836 weeks ago

The Right To Bear Arms Zangief came to America for that very reason for the perfect set of Bear Arms so if you are a Bear watch out if your not a Bear well... say goodbye to your armsl

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killercartoons 71p · 836 weeks ago

I've got to do a Halo one of these....

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Deadalive 66p · 836 weeks ago

Never played SF... But THIS is actually too awesome XD
Unbelievable/5

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SolarZero 39p · 836 weeks ago

I can just hear him yelling "BANZAI!!!" right now... awesome |D

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Caleb Freel 23p · 836 weeks ago

Oh, man. Long live The 'Gief! =D

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sumoeforee · 837 weeks ago

hot bear on zangief action

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A Canadian · 836 weeks ago

Here's the source:

http://www.gamesradar.com/ps3/f/top-7-weirdest-st...

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Caelun Niveus · 836 weeks ago

It IS a bear! --> Yaaaay

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GreggD · 836 weeks ago

Oldie, but a goodie.

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Runeblade · 836 weeks ago

BREAK ITS AHMS!!

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that guy · 837 weeks ago

THAT'S RIGHT, KIDS!!
I AM THE BEST!!

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Boat · 837 weeks ago

He's gonna helicopter that bear.

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Comments by IntenseDebate

35 Comments

Boat on April 19th, 2009 4:22 am

He's gonna helicopter that bear.
sumoeforee on April 19th, 2009 4:25 am

hot bear on zangief action
that guy on April 19th, 2009 4:29 am

THAT'S RIGHT, KIDS!!
I AM THE BEST!!
RoboRed on April 19th, 2009 4:32 am

"Is it a bear?" --> yes --> "OH BOY OH BOY"

lmao
D00D64 on April 18th, 2009 11:33 pm

ZANGIEF VS. PEDOBEAR

MATCH OF THE CENTURY FOLKS
MrRaccoon on April 19th, 2009 4:45 am

My god, this is the first submission to make me laugh like crazy in a loooong time XD
EPIC WIN, HUSH ANYTHING ELSE!
Unless you're a bear
Runeblade on April 19th, 2009 6:01 am

BREAK ITS AHMS!!
jacfalcon on April 19th, 2009 6:56 am

Okay, I have to be the n00b of the day.

Can somebody explain this one to me. I get flow charts, but what do "bears" have to do with this guy?

Thanks.
Nick Soapdish on April 19th, 2009 7:05 am

Zangief is doing a great public service wrestling these bears. Don't let the Winnie the Pooh, Paddington, Berenstein bears propoganda fool you. They're a threat to our very way of life!
http://www.wikiality.com/Bears
Caleb Freel on April 19th, 2009 10:51 am

Oh, man. Long live The 'Gief! =D
SolarZero on April 19th, 2009 12:30 pm

I can just hear him yelling "BANZAI!!!" right now… awesome |D
GreggD on April 19th, 2009 12:37 pm

Oldie, but a goodie.
Caelun Niveus on April 19th, 2009 2:55 pm

It IS a bear! --> Yaaaay
Deadalive on April 19th, 2009 3:02 pm

Never played SF… But THIS is actually too awesome XD
Unbelievable/5
killercartoons on April 19th, 2009 4:47 pm

I've got to do a Halo one of these….
Gamegeneral on April 19th, 2009 5:32 pm

Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy….
Here comes the bear!
Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy!
I just can't get him saying "Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy…" out of my head. it's freakin' hilarious!
RoboRed on April 19th, 2009 7:01 pm

I just had a sudden thought…What if it doesn't have arms? Does it just go straight to "Wrestle"?
A Canadian on April 20th, 2009 12:25 am

Here's the source:

http://www.gamesradar.com/ps3/f/top-7-weirdest-st…
MrSunshine028 on April 20th, 2009 1:09 pm

The Right To Bear Arms Zangief came to America for that very reason for the perfect set of Bear Arms so if you are a Bear watch out if your not a Bear well… say goodbye to your armsl

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